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Abdul Karim Khan
Mujhay Sab Pata Chal Gaya
Do bacchay thay school say wapas aatay huay pehlay nay doosray say kaha "" Har banday ka aik secret hota hay, agar aap us say kaho, -Mujhay sab pata chal gaya - to woh tum ko pesay day ker chup kara dain gay "" baccha bohat khush hota hay.
Ghar jatay hi ammi say kehta hay ""Ammi mujhay sab pata chal gaya hay"" Ammi pareshan ho jatee hain aur us ko 50 rupay day ker kehti hain ""Abba ko na batana "".
Shaam ko abaa aatay hain to woh abba say bhi yahee kehta hay abba us ko 100 rupay day ker kehtay hain "" Ammi ko na batana "" is ko to mazay lag jatay hain.
Subah subah doodh wala aata hay baccha kehatay chalo is say bhi keh doon, woh doosh walay say kehta hay "" Mujhay sab pata chal gaya hay, doodh wala sab cheez phaink ker kehat hay "" To aa beta aaj abbu kay galay lag ja "" ;-)
Ghar jatay hi ammi say kehta hay ""Ammi mujhay sab pata chal gaya hay"" Ammi pareshan ho jatee hain aur us ko 50 rupay day ker kehti hain ""Abba ko na batana "".
Shaam ko abaa aatay hain to woh abba say bhi yahee kehta hay abba us ko 100 rupay day ker kehtay hain "" Ammi ko na batana "" is ko to mazay lag jatay hain.
Subah subah doodh wala aata hay baccha kehatay chalo is say bhi keh doon, woh doosh walay say kehta hay "" Mujhay sab pata chal gaya hay, doodh wala sab cheez phaink ker kehat hay "" To aa beta aaj abbu kay galay lag ja "" ;-)
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Oct 13, 2018 at 02:10
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Sad
Hira Chaudhry
Arsa Beeta Zindagi Beeti Sab Kuch Beeta Lykin Phir Bhi.
Arsa Beeta Zindagi Beeti Sab Kuch Beeta Lykin Phir Bhi.....
Jo Ishq Mien Beeti Ishq He Janay Ya Wo Janay Jis Par Beeti..
Jo Ishq Mien Beeti Ishq He Janay Ya Wo Janay Jis Par Beeti..
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Oct 06, 2018 at 18:10
Category: sad
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Poetry / Sad
Madiha Sultan
Sab Se Chupa Kar Dard Jo Woh Muskura Diya Us Ki Hansi Ne.
Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya
us ki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya…
lehje se uth raha tha har ik dard ka dhuaan
chehra bata raha tha k kuch ganwa diya..
aawaz mein thayrao tha aankhoon mein nami thi
or keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya..
jane kya us ko logon sey thi shikayatein
tanhaiyon ke daish mein khud ko basa diya..
khud bhi woh hum sey bichar kar adhura sa ho gaya
mujh ko bhi itne logon mein tanha bana diya.
us ki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya…
lehje se uth raha tha har ik dard ka dhuaan
chehra bata raha tha k kuch ganwa diya..
aawaz mein thayrao tha aankhoon mein nami thi
or keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya..
jane kya us ko logon sey thi shikayatein
tanhaiyon ke daish mein khud ko basa diya..
khud bhi woh hum sey bichar kar adhura sa ho gaya
mujh ko bhi itne logon mein tanha bana diya.
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Oct 01, 2018 at 14:10
Category: sad
Articles / Featured
Muzammil Shahzad
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Sep 26, 2018 at 00:09
Category: featured
Quotes / Urdu Quotes
Mohammad Afzal
Sab Se Bari Galti.
Sab se bari galti apni galtiyon se be khabar rehna hai.
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Sep 25, 2018 at 05:09
Category: urdu-quotes
Quotes / Urdu Quotes
Kashif Mali
Aik Din Hum Sab Aik Dusrey Ko Yeh Soch Kar Khodein Gay.
aik din hum sab aik dusrey ko yeh soch kar khodein gay k jab woh yaad nahin karta to mein aisay kiyon yaad karon.
Ashfaq Ahmed.
Ashfaq Ahmed.
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Sep 25, 2018 at 01:09
Category: urdu-quotes
Articles / Featured
Muzammil Shahzad
China Super Computers Ki Dunya Mai Sab Se Aagay
چین نے سپر کمپیوٹر کی دنیا میں امریکا کو پیچھے چھوڑ دیا۔ چین نے دنیا کا تیز ترین سپر کمپیوٹر تیار کر لیا جو امریکا کے سپر کمپیوٹر سے دگنا تیز ہے اور اس کی اسپیڈ 338 ملین عام کمپوٹر( پی سی) سے زیادہ ہے...
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Sep 23, 2018 at 22:09
Category: featured
Poetry / Sad
Jalaluddin Ahmed
Mene Socha Tha,aj Aap Ayen Ge To Ro Doon Gi,aap Puchain Ge,to Sab Haal Keh Do...
Mene socha tha,
Aj aap ayen ge to ro doon gi,
Aap puchain ge,
To sab haal keh doon gi,
Keh doon gi ke kitne din huye soyi nahin,
Woh konsi bhool hai jo huyi nahin,
Kitaab fridge mein, Glass shelf mein rakha,
Peer ka din tha jumeraat likha,
Saheli se shikwa karna tha usey spaas likha,
TV per geet tha Azaan nahin,
Mene chonk kar aanchal sar per rakha,
Kya haal kar diya mera,
Mujhe kisi kaam ka na rakha,
Aur…
Jab aap ne aakar poocha,
Kya haal hai ?
To mein itna hi keh saki,
“Theek Hoon”.
Aj aap ayen ge to ro doon gi,
Aap puchain ge,
To sab haal keh doon gi,
Keh doon gi ke kitne din huye soyi nahin,
Woh konsi bhool hai jo huyi nahin,
Kitaab fridge mein, Glass shelf mein rakha,
Peer ka din tha jumeraat likha,
Saheli se shikwa karna tha usey spaas likha,
TV per geet tha Azaan nahin,
Mene chonk kar aanchal sar per rakha,
Kya haal kar diya mera,
Mujhe kisi kaam ka na rakha,
Aur…
Jab aap ne aakar poocha,
Kya haal hai ?
To mein itna hi keh saki,
“Theek Hoon”.
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Sep 18, 2018 at 16:09
Category: sad
Social Wall / Photos
Abdul Ghaffar
Kainaat Ki Sab Se Mehngi Cheez
kainaat ki sab se mehangi cheez "ahsaas" hai jo har insaan ke paas nahee hoti
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Aug 14, 2018 at 23:08
Category: photos
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