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Vo ek KHAAS jo khuda sa lagta hai,
bahut hai dil ke Paas phir bhi juda sa lagta hai,
bahut der se aaya nahe sms uska,
shayad kisi baat peh khafa sa lagta hai

Ek hawa ka jhonka sa aaya
tou laga jaise ke tum aaye ho
darwaze par kisi ki aahat si hui
tou laga jaise ke tum aaye ho
ab tum hee batao...
kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho

Bun jaon agar tum sa tumhain kaisa lagay ga
Her pal rahon mein yadoon mein kaisa lagay ga?

Dartey ho jo tum narazgi say meri
ho jaon agar tum say khafa kaisa lagay ga?

Tum pyar mein khud ko ho mitanay pay raazi
Ban jaye agar pyar saza kaisa lagay ga ?

Khud se bhi ziyadah ho yaqeen tum ko agar kisi per
Woh shakhs hi dey jayai dagaa kaisa lagay ga?

Tum aur hi mehfil ka dia ban ker chalo phir
Tanhai milay tum ko sila kaisa lagay ga ?

Fizaoo main rang bharta hai tumhara chaand sa chehra
Mujhe bechain karta hai tumhara chaand sa chehra

Usi ehsaas ka nasha liye phirta hoon duniya main akela
Meri khatir sanwerta hai tumhara chaand sa chehra

Mujhe ye chandni raatein buhut bekaaif lagti hain
Jab meri aankhoun main ubharta hai tumhara chaand sa chehra

Koi chehra meri aankhoun ko khera nahin ker sakta
Mujhe madhosh karta hai tumhara chaand sa chehra

Meri basti se shayad iss liyay tum dour rehte ho
Gehan lagne se darta hai tumhara chaand sa chehra

Tawaja kis qadar dene laga hun aaj kal khud per
Mere charoun taraf jab siyah raat aati hai

Tou phir mujh mein uterta hai tumhara chaand sa chehra

Mere se yun hi TUM apni dosti rakhna
Andhere main nikharta hai tumhara chaand sa chehra

Aik bay rang sa manzar hai kahan tak sochon
zindagi main terey baaray main kahan tak sochon

Phenknay walay nay tu dour say pathar phenkay
aur main sirf paroosi k makaan tak sochon

Tera chehra bhi na yaad aye k tu kaisa hai
main tujhay sooch k reh jaaon yahan tak sochon

Loog jis moor per ghabra k bechar jaatay hain
tujh say milnay ka yaqeen ho tu wahan tak sochon

EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAI
K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,
IS MEIN PYARA SA BABY HAIN,
SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,...

Sabhi say in dinoon roota howa sa lagtta hoon
mein apnay aap ko aab bay'wafa sa lagta hoon
tamaam raat mein girti hoi havailee mein
diloon say nikli hoi bad'dua sa lagta hoon
mein woh khazana hoon haqdar jis ke duniya hai
hazar hisoon mein banta howa sa lagta hoon
mairi hansi say udaasi kay phool khiltay hain
mein sab kay sath hoon laikin juda sa lagta hoon
chamak raha tha, chehra kissi ke ankh mein
mein aainay mein kissi dosra sa lagta hoon
tamam raat barasti hai, rait par shabnam
mein apnay chand say jab bhi khafa sa lagta hoon.

Ajeeb sa dil mein ek ehsaas hai,
lagta hai milne wala tohfa kuchh khas hai.
Na khel iss dil se iss kadar ae khuda,
aaj bas mein nahi jazbaat hain.

MUJH KO AIK KHOABAY PARESHAN SA LAGA EID KA CHAND
MERI NAZRON MAIN ZARA BHI NA JACHA EID KA CHAND
ANKH NUM KARGAYA BICHRAY HUWE LOGO KA KHAYAL
DARDAY DIL DE KAY HUMAIN DOOB GAYA EID KA CHAND

Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai.

Jiyo apni zindagi aise,

Jaise ji raha gulab hai.

Reh kar sath aap kaanto k bhi,

Muskurao hamesha jaise muskurata Gulab hai.

or bhi chezian lut chuki hein dill ka saath,
ya bataya doostoon na ishq farmaney ka bad,
is liya kamray ki ik ik chez check karta hoon main,
ik terey annay sa phelay,ik tera janey ka bad.

AKK BACHA APNI MANN (MOTHER) SA APNA DOST KA GAR JANA KI AJAZAT MANGTA HA...MANN KATI HA BATA JAB GAARI(CAR) GUZAR JAY TO SARQ PAR (CROSS) KARNA...BATA AKK GANTA BAD WAPAS ATTA HA TO MANN KATI HA ITNI JALDI KAYON AA GAY ?...BATA KATA HA APP NA BOLA THA GARI GUZAR JAY TO SARQ PAR KARNA LAKAN ABI TAK KOI GARI NAHIN GUZRI ASS LIYA MA WAPAS AA GAYYA....

shadi kar lata ha to bap khata ha . tum na mujhay apni shadi ma nahi bolaya to beta khata ha ap na kon sa bolaya tha hehehehe:)is is funny

2 pagal aik pagal khana sa baag jata haan.or aik 2 manzala bulidin main chala jata haan jo abbe bun rahe hote ha.donooh ko pishi ah jate ha.aik neecha wala munzil pa karta haan.or doosra ooper wala manzil sa uc par karna shruu ho jata ha..neecha wala ghusa pa kehta ha ohhha ohaa ya pagul pun nai painyake ha

hum gay saah saaahib ki saaadi main saaikhupuray . saaah saaahib nain saaamiyaanoon kay nichaay bithaaa kar sakar ka saarbat pilaa kar ooper se palaaa di saraaab , phir de pisaaab pe pisaaab de pisaaab pay pisaaaab
hehehehehe hehehehahahha huhhuhu huuuuuuuuuuuuu soonunigam@hotmail.com

eik din eik batcha school dear sa ata hai to ustad pootha hai kioun dear sa aya hai? to who batata hai mara eik rupia gum ho gia thaa dosra sa poohta hai too kiou dear sa aya hai to who batata hi ki main na iss per paiou rakha huwa thaa hhhhhhhhhhhha.

dholan na pocha aj kis ki shadi hain dhola na kha ka mein tumpoch na lag tha ...hahaha

teacher ne student k father ko kaha k aap ke betey ne saree records tor (break) ker diyee
father nalayaq ghar main to saaman torta (break) kerta hai aur ab school main main bhi tor phor shooroo kerdi

Judge:tum had se barh rahe ho
Lawyer:kon saala aisa kehta hai
judge:how dare u call me saala

Lawyer:my lord i said kaunsa lawkehta hai