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Husband (calls the Hotel Manager from his hotel room)
"Please come fast ! Meri BV mujh se jhagra kr rhi he, aur kehti he k khirki se challang laga de gi .
MANAGER: "Sir, I am sorry, but ye ap ka personal matter hy."
Husband: "Abeyyy tu aa to sahi !
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Yeh khirki nahi khul rhi hy.!.

One evening I will come to ur room,
Lock the door,
Turn off the lights,
Join U in bed.
I will come closer to U,
My lips near ur face,
And I will shout,
Have a great night.
Good Night

I really deeply wish that u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Tere bistar par makri lage.. Tere room mei machar phire.. Raat ko light chali jaye.. Puri raat garmi lage.. Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye.. Chal so jaa. Have a.. GOOD NIGHT

aik karaye daar kai flat par aik roz malik makan aya or bola tumharey betay nay meri dewaar par pencil sai gand waghira mara huwa hay
karaye daar masoomiate sai aap nay hi tu kaha tha yeh drawing room hay

A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain? teacher nahin kabhi nahin boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi

a teacher asked a student do u no who is mr.newton?
student said yes
the teacher told all the strudents that
he sat near a tree and an apple fall...........
then the student asked if he was sitting in his classroom and listening tohis teacher he would not able to discovergravitational pull.(every one laughed)

Henry Townshend finds himself trapped in his apartment that has been cursed by a deeply rooted evil. Only by exploring
mysterious portal
leading to disturbing
alternate worlds will henry begin to uncover
the truth.however. THE AND

1 american fouji 1 saal k bad chtti ki darkhwast le kar oficer k pas gaya, oficer,, kiun chutti par jana chahte ho? fouji. sir bivi se milne ko dil kar raha he.oficer kehne laga room number 4 main chale jao.fouji jub room no.4 main gaya to wahan 1 lambi line lagi hui thi wo bhi line main lag gaya.jub us ki bari ayi to dekha 1 fouji ghori bana huwa he or har fouji apni bari par us ki[ G] mar k chala jata he.us ne bhi esa hi kia.or jub bhi chutti mangne jata us ko room no.4 main bhej dia jata.1 din phir chutti mangne gaya to oficer bola sorry apko chutti nai mil sakti.fouji kiun sir?oficer.,is lie k aaj aage ghori ban ne ki bari tumhari he[ shoaib iqbal]0321750077