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only you can put a smile on my face when i am sad...

#emotions

Santa opened a Photo Copier Shop and put a big cool board, "Photo Copy Done in all Languages".

Santa and Banta are drinking at a bar when Banta falls off his stool and slumps motionless to the floor.

Santa says to the bartender, "I'll say this for Banta, he knows when to stop!"

Preeto: My 39th birthday isn't far off.

Jeeto: Well, it isn't; it was only five or six years ago!

Sometimes we put walls around our heart, not just to be safe from getting hurt, but to find out who cares enough to break the walls n get closer.

Santa was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts "Noooo! Don't get off the horse! It's a trap..!"

Jeeto: What are you watching?

Santa: Our wedding DVD.

Put a small amount of paint or ink on your finger. Go up to your victim and pretend to notice a "mark" on the victim's face. Tell the victim that you'll rub it off. Instead, actually place a mark ON their face. Act like you got the mark off and walk away.

Sometimes the Bad Things that happen in our lives put us directly on the path to the Best Things that will EVER happen to us!