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Smart hone ki sabse bari problem . . . . Sb larkiyn ko lgta h k iski pehle se hi girlfriend hogi . . Or Isi waja se aj tk single hn me

O mere makhna meno yad rakhna,
Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,
kisey da dil na torna,

Mgar sms karrna na chadna

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left''
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Baby I have an addiction problem.
People say I shud go to rehab but
I always tell them that
I don't wanna go because
I'm addicted to U....

D shortest solution of every problem
is to minimize d distance between ur knees & floor.
Those who kneel down to GOD can stand up to anything.

if u have a problem don't say
""hey i have a big problem""
rather say
""problem... i have a big GOD.""

When you are in trouble,
do not ever say,Hey God!, I have big problem
instead
say,Hey Problem, I have big GOD!
and everything will be fine.