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In A Day, When You Do Not Come Across Any Problem
IN A DAY, WHEN YOU DO NOT COME ACROSS ANY PROBLEM
YOU CAN BE SURE THAT YOU ARE TRAVELING IN A WRONG PATH - SWAMI VIVEKANANDA
YOU CAN BE SURE THAT YOU ARE TRAVELING IN A WRONG PATH - SWAMI VIVEKANANDA
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: quotes
Sms / Islamic
The Shortest Distance Between A Problem
The Shortest Distance between a Problem and
It's Solution is the Distance between your Kneels and the Floor.
The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta'ala) can Stand Up to Anything.
It's Solution is the Distance between your Kneels and the Floor.
The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta'ala) can Stand Up to Anything.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: islamic
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Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Family Problem
Family problem
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation. After a while one of them said, -You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.
Also my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law- Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father-s son, but he was also the son of my wife-s daughter, which made him my wife-s grandson.
That made me the grandfather of my half brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law, is also the grandmother.
This makes my father the brother-in law of my child, whose stepsister is my father-s wife.
I am my stepmother-s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child-s aunt, my son is my father-s nephew and I am my own grandfather and you think you have family problems
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation. After a while one of them said, -You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.
Also my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law- Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father-s son, but he was also the son of my wife-s daughter, which made him my wife-s grandson.
That made me the grandfather of my half brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law, is also the grandmother.
This makes my father the brother-in law of my child, whose stepsister is my father-s wife.
I am my stepmother-s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child-s aunt, my son is my father-s nephew and I am my own grandfather and you think you have family problems
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Friendship
Unknown
Problem
Winter comes again and again,
Summer comes again and again,
But a person like you never comes again,
Because
God never creates a problem again and again.
Please contact on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments, friendship and???
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim, Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad
Summer comes again and again,
But a person like you never comes again,
Because
God never creates a problem again and again.
Please contact on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments, friendship and???
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim, Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Serious Problem
Patient: Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?
Patient: What problem?
Wanna Contect:-0333-9869703
Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?
Patient: What problem?
Wanna Contect:-0333-9869703
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
My Heart Problem
My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left?
ICU
Or
U C Me.
Aftab khan ()
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left?
ICU
Or
U C Me.
Aftab khan ()
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Solve Ur Problem
If U can solve ur problem, then what is need of worrying?
If U cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying.
Aftab khan
If U cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying.
Aftab khan
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Santa Banta
Unknown
Password Problem
Letter to Mr.Bill Gates from Banta singh:
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears. We face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
03216371610
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears. We face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
03216371610
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
In Problem
Thought of the day:
?if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!?
?if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!?
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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