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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Kashif Mali
Maths Teacher To Pappu, "if Both Of Your Parents Were Born In 1969, How Old Would They Say They Are Now?"
Maths Teacher to Pappu, "If both of your parents were born in 1969, how old would they say they are now?"
Pappu: That depends.
Teacher: Depends on what?
Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!
Pappu: That depends.
Teacher: Depends on what?
Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!
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Nov 19, 2014 at 05:11
Category: Pappu
Whatsapp Messages / New Year
Waseem Awan Malik
Ring Out The Old, Ring In The New, Ring, Happy Bells, Across The Snow: The Year Is Going, Let Him Go; Ring Out The False, Ring In The True.
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Lord Tennyson
A very happy New Year!
Lord Tennyson
A very happy New Year!
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Nov 17, 2014 at 07:11
Category: New-Year
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Whatsapp Messages / Puzzles And Riddles
Abdul Qaddoos
Angel Is As Old As Richard Will Be When Angel Is Twice As Old As Angel Was When Richard's Age Was Half The Sum Of Their Present Ages.
Angel is as old as Richard will be when Angel is twice as old as Angel was when Richard's age was half the sum of their present ages.
Richard is as old as Angel was when Richard was half the age he will be 10 years from now.
The Question: How old are Richard and Angel?
Richard is as old as Angel was when Richard was half the age he will be 10 years from now.
The Question: How old are Richard and Angel?
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Oct 29, 2014 at 14:10
Category: Puzzles-and-Riddles
Whatsapp Messages / New Year
Mohammad Iqbal
Here's To The Bright New Year, And A Fond Farewell To The Old; Here's To The Things That Are Yet To Come, And To The Memories That We Hold.
Here's to the bright New Year, and a fond farewell to the old; here's to the things that are yet to come, and to the memories that we hold.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Oct 29, 2014 at 13:10
Category: New-Year
Poetry / Occassional Events
Eid (pak Old)
Dil yeh kahta hay
Eid tum ne khub manayi ho gi
Bhula kar pardees ko
Mehfil eish bhi sajayi ho gi
Bichre huwe is badnaseeb ka
Khayaal bhi aya ho ga
Jab maang tum ne apni sitaroon
Se sajayi ho gi
Chand lamhe mazi ki yaad main
Khoye to ho ge
Jab aiyne ko tum ne shakal apni
Dekhayi ho gi
Do aansuon ne bhi rukh_e_zeba ko
Chuma to ho ga
Guzri hui yaad Eid jab tum ko
Ayi ho gi
Jab kahi apnon ko tum ne bhi
Milte to dekha ho ga
Tasawour main tasveer tum ne
Bhi banayi ho gi
Eid ka din hay
Khushyon main gum kar lo khud ko
Yeh samjh kar k is main bhi
Bahlayi ho gi
Tum khush raho ge idar bhi ho ga
Sukh naseeb
Warna samjh lo yeh aankh
Yahan bhi bhar ayi ho gi
Kismat ko jo huwa manzoor
To ho ga kabhi wasaal Eid
Is din chaand sitaroon ne bhi
Mehfil sajayi ho gi
Hans kar zara ab tasawour
Feda main chale aoo
Jab samjh lo k ab main ne
aankh melayi ho gi
Eid tum ne khub manayi ho gi
Bhula kar pardees ko
Mehfil eish bhi sajayi ho gi
Bichre huwe is badnaseeb ka
Khayaal bhi aya ho ga
Jab maang tum ne apni sitaroon
Se sajayi ho gi
Chand lamhe mazi ki yaad main
Khoye to ho ge
Jab aiyne ko tum ne shakal apni
Dekhayi ho gi
Do aansuon ne bhi rukh_e_zeba ko
Chuma to ho ga
Guzri hui yaad Eid jab tum ko
Ayi ho gi
Jab kahi apnon ko tum ne bhi
Milte to dekha ho ga
Tasawour main tasveer tum ne
Bhi banayi ho gi
Eid ka din hay
Khushyon main gum kar lo khud ko
Yeh samjh kar k is main bhi
Bahlayi ho gi
Tum khush raho ge idar bhi ho ga
Sukh naseeb
Warna samjh lo yeh aankh
Yahan bhi bhar ayi ho gi
Kismat ko jo huwa manzoor
To ho ga kabhi wasaal Eid
Is din chaand sitaroon ne bhi
Mehfil sajayi ho gi
Hans kar zara ab tasawour
Feda main chale aoo
Jab samjh lo k ab main ne
aankh melayi ho gi
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Oct 21, 2014 at 15:10
Category: occassional-events
Poetry / Love
Ae Mere Mehboob (pak Old)
Taqdeer ki gardish peh na ro
ae mere mehboob
Rone se badaltay naheen
Halaat kisi k
Mana tere mahol peh
chaya hay andhera
Utre ga tere ghar main bhi
Gulrang sawera
Palkon main sitare na bharo
Ae mere mehboob
Is baat ka shayad
tujhye ehsaas naheen hay
Mil kar jo saha jaye
Woh sadma bhi haseen hay
Main sath houn
Mayoos na ho
Ae mere mehboob
ae mere mehboob
Rone se badaltay naheen
Halaat kisi k
Mana tere mahol peh
chaya hay andhera
Utre ga tere ghar main bhi
Gulrang sawera
Palkon main sitare na bharo
Ae mere mehboob
Is baat ka shayad
tujhye ehsaas naheen hay
Mil kar jo saha jaye
Woh sadma bhi haseen hay
Main sath houn
Mayoos na ho
Ae mere mehboob
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Oct 20, 2014 at 19:10
Category: love
Whatsapp Messages / Good Day
Faisal Razzaq
May Your Troubles Be Like An Old Man's Teeth... Few And Far Between!
May your troubles be like an old man's teeth... few and far between!
Good Day!
Good Day!
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Oct 16, 2014 at 09:10
Category: Good-Day
Whatsapp Messages / Doctors
Obaidullah Khan
Two old men were sitting in bar.
Two old men were sitting in bar.
One said to other, "My wife's a mess. She has gonorrhoea, diarrhoea and ascariasis."
"Why do you stay with her?" said the other.
"Because I love to fish and she has great worms."
One said to other, "My wife's a mess. She has gonorrhoea, diarrhoea and ascariasis."
"Why do you stay with her?" said the other.
"Because I love to fish and she has great worms."
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Oct 13, 2014 at 10:10
Category: Doctors
Whatsapp Messages / One Liners
Kashif Mali
How Can You Tell When Your Computer's Starting To Get Old? I...
How can you tell when your computer's starting to get old? It loses its memory.
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Oct 13, 2014 at 02:10
Category: One-liners
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