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Night is a wonderful opportunity to take rest, to forgive, to dream, to smile and to get ready for all the battle that you have to fight tomorrow. Good Night.

I drank so much whisky last night - when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition!

Bunty: Why did our class teacher come to your house last night. Something to complain or what?

Pappu: Actually, I've been suffering from insomnia so my parents requested the teacher to come and teach me something and I can fall asleep!

Last night, I saw you in my dreams. Now I can't wait to go to sleep.

Pinky: My boyfriend and I went to the movies the other night. It was a gripping spectacle.

Guddi: Was it?

Pinky: Yeah, all through the show, he couldn't take his hands off me!

Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party.

Banta: No I wasn't.

Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home.

Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.

Santa: The party was at your house!

If you are cold at night, let the promise of my love cover you like a 'warm blanket'.

Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs".

Banta: Go on. I am all ears.

Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!

Pappu: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.

Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!