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I drank so much whisky last night - when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition!

Bunty: Why did our class teacher come to your house last night. Something to complain or what?

Pappu: Actually, I've been suffering from insomnia so my parents requested the teacher to come and teach me something and I can fall asleep!

A person forgot his 5 digit pin code, but he remembered
some hints.

1. 1st digit is square of 2nd digit.

2. Sum of 2nd and 3rd digit makes 10.

3. 4th digit is 2nd digit + 1.

4. Sum of 5th and 3rd digit makes 14.

Sum of all 5 digits = 30

Tell the pin code...

Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of....

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Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It's urgent Cell no & name is as displayed

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks together!

Last night, I saw you in my dreams. Now I can't wait to go to sleep.

Pinky: My boyfriend and I went to the movies the other night. It was a gripping spectacle.

Guddi: Was it?

Pinky: Yeah, all through the show, he couldn't take his hands off me!

They say when you dream of someone that person misses you.
I wonder if he has dreams of me, because I sure miss him!

The best person to talk about the problems in your relationship is the person you're in a relationship with.