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What did the Zero say to the Eight?
Nice Belt

aik dafa aik admi safar main tha safar main achanak raat aagiey us ny soocha kisi k ghar raat basar ki jaye woh jis k ghar raat guzarney gia woh young couple tha mezbaan ny kaha k dekho bhai yeh aik room hai yahan main aur merey biwi sotey hain aur is key ilawah aik aur room hai jahan par BABY sotey hai aur drawing room bhi hai app chaho to baby k saath so jao chaho to drawing room main so jao woh admi dil main soochta hai yaar raat ko BABY roye gi tang karey gi main drawing room main hi so jata hoin subha jab woh uttah to kia dekha k aik bahoot hi haseen larki kitchen main sy bahir aarahey hai woh poochta hai app kon woh larki jawab dety hai ji main BABY phir larki poochti hai app kon woh admi ghusey main kehta hai main ULLOH KA PATTAH

eik sahab ki kisi doosrey sheher main shaadi honey wali thi itaafaaq se unki station per aankh lag gayee train chali gayee. jab aankh khuli to buhut ghabarey aur apni honey wali b.v ko taar bheja k meri gari chhoot gayee hai jab tak main na aaoon
tum shaadi mat kerna
mujhe mail ker k zaroor batana meri id hai ladlakhan1@hotmail.com

eik sahab kisis hotel main gaye inhain kafi garmi lag rahe thi inhoon ne apna coat utar ker eik jaagah lat;la diya aur saath maineik paper laga diya k mera coat huraney ki koshish mat ker main boxing main WORLD CHAMPION HOON................
thori deer baad jab woh ayee to unka coat gayab tha aur doosri taraf paper lika k mujhe pakarney ki koshish mat karna main bhagney main aalmi champion hoon...........

kaisa tha mujhe main kerkey zaroor batana

meri id hai ladlakhan1@hotmail.com

do saheeliyan mudat baad millin eik ne kaha suna hai tum ne lakh pati se shaadi ki hai
shadi to ki hai lakin maine he usse lakh pati banaya hai

doosri dost acha to eoh pehley kya they
pehley to carore pati they
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hi freinds agar aap chahtey ho k main aise jokes rozana lagaoon to aap mujhe is mail per bata dain k yeh kaise hain phir main ap k liyee naeey naeey jokes lagaon ga

iqbaal: mere walid eik haath se car ruka sakteys hain
saleem: to woh buhut barey pehlawan hongey
iqbaal: ji nahin woh police cantstable hain

aap ka friend
ladlakhan1@hotamil.com

mother: beta dhoop main kharey kiya ker rahe hoo

munna: ami passeena sukha raha hooooooooon

teacher ne student k father ko kaha k aap ke betey ne saree records tor (break) ker diyee
father nalayaq ghar main to saaman torta (break) kerta hai aur ab school main main bhi tor phor shooroo kerdi

eik behan ne apney bhai se kaha k tum billi ki dum (tail) kiyun khench rehey hooo to us ne masooomiat se kaha k main to sirf dum(tail pakra hua hooooon khech to woh khud rahe hai ................................................................
hahahahahahahahaha
pasan ayee to mujhe zarooor batana meri id hai

ladlakhan1@hotmail.com