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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read: Dear GOD, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those bastards deducted 95%.

Welcome aboard! You are one of our most valued new employees.
Enclosed please find some helpful guidelines to company policy.

OVERTIME - The Company has an optional overtime policy - you have
the option of working forty hours of overtime or eighty hours of
overtime.

PROMOTION - The Company rewards hard work and devotion. We like
to think that if you work hard and devote enough time and energy
to the company, you will be rewarded by being allowed to train the
CEO-s son when he is promoted to Vice President over you.

STOCK OPTIONS - You may buy shares in the company when it goes
public. So named because you-ll be working in the stock room at
Wal-Mart when the company goes belly-up due to your incompetence.

401k - This is how much money you-ll lose under your ""Stock Option""
plan.

HELLTH PLAN - No, that isn-t a misprint; you now belong to an H.M.O.
That stands for ""Hell-s Medical Organization."" It was organized by
some of Hell-s finest minds; Hitler, Genghis Khan, and Josef Stalin
worked night and day to create a 162-page manual documenting the
exact terms of your coverage, but it all boils down to three points:

1) You belong to the HMO. We mean that literally - as of now, the
HMO owns you. To insure that you don-t forget your subscriber number,
we will tattoo it to your forehead.

2) You have been assigned a primary care physician. You will not be
told your physician-s name. You may never see your physician. Your
physician is imaginary. If you see any doctor without express written
permission of your imaginary primary care physician, you will be
forced to pay full price, plus eat your weight in lard.

3) You are not covered under this plan.

TERMINATION - All employees will be given two weeks notice upon being
fired. We like to feel that this gives an employee a ""grace period""
to steal all of the office supplies that he or she may have forgotten
to take during his or her period of employment.

COMPLAINTS - May be made anonymously in the box marked ""Complaints""
in the employee break room. All complaints will be reviewed,
processed, and fed to an angry Rottweiler named Frankie.

Mubarik ho tum ko new ID tumharee
Sada Chat karo tum Dua hai Hamaree
Paghal banaye tumhain duniya Saree
Sada fool raho tum khwaish hai hamaree

Why did the stupid boy leave the class room?????
HIS PEN RAN OUT, AND HE WENT AFTER IT!!!!

What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?
They both have plastic juggs.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, ""Please send me a sister.""
Santa Clause wrote him back, ""Ok, send me your mother.""

Oneday in China a boy was born.Her motherasked from his husband,What should we put the name of sweet boy?
Her husband saw the boy,boy was having chinese eyes pretty nose like chinese.her husban replied,Ching pong chong.
After a year another boy was born,again she asked from her husband,boy was having same chine nose,eyes & white face.Husband replied the boy name,Pong Ching Chong.
After a few year a boy was born of the same lady.She asked from her husband, what should we put the name of a boy?
her husband saw the boy,boy was having big eyes,big nose & black face,boy was diffrent from all the other son of a lady.Her husband was shocked to saw an african boy & when her wife asked from the husband,What should be the name of this black boy?
Her husband replied,Something is wrong.

Boy : Jaan-e-man... is dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal utaron kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh masjid nahi hai aise hi aaja

dil lay ja niki jai haan kar kay
tainoon chhadan ga do bachon ki maan ker kay.
(tujh ko choroon ga 2 bachon ki maan ker kay)

Surag hua madham.....
Chand chalne laga.....
Asman yeh hai, kyon hilne laga
Main thehra rahazamin chalne lagi....
Dharka yeh dil sans thamne lagi....
Sajna! kya yeh pyar hai?????
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EARTHQUAK HAI!!!
BHAGG.......

Since Amitabh Bachchan--s contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati has expired, here are a few new auditions for the show.

Nana Patekar : Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana dalega. Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.

Shatrughan Sinha : Khamosh ! Bihari babu ke saamne zaban chalata hai. Tera cheque phaad ke phek doonga.

Dharmendra : Galat jawab ! Kutte Kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga.

Amrish Puri : Sahi jawab ! Mogambo khush hua!

Amjad Khan : Kitne options the ? Chaar! Soover ke bachchon! Chaar chaar options! Bahut na-insaafi hai! Dhish-keoin Dhish-keoin! 50-50 kar ke do galat jawab main uda diye. Ab bol, tera kaya hoga kaaliya?

Sanjay Dutt : Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikne - tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar-eech phod dalega.

Raj Kumar : Jaani, huuum, hhhuuuum hote to apne dost ko phone kar ke sawaal pooch lete.

Jagdeep : Bole to Soorma Bhopali - meri jeb ho gayi khaali. Mere pass to koi cheque nahin hain. Arre mujhko jaane do.

Mithun Chakraborty : Eeyaeech ! Tu audience poll karega? Aye, yahan ke public ke paas time nahin hai. Kya nahin hai? Time nahin hai.

Kesto Mukherji : Hee-heek. Hee-yaik. Apne ko sab kuch do-do dikh rahela hai. Hee-heek. Yeh aath options kidhar se aa gaye ? Hee-yok. Apne ko bahut chad gayeli hai.

Jeetendra : Lekin kyoon? ( groan ) Aap aisa kyoon kar rahe hai? (whine) Aap kabhi bhi game chod kar jaa sakte hai.

Ashok Kumar : To abhi aapne yeh dekha ( wheeze ), ki yahan se Delhi ke Ramesh Kumar ( gasp ), yahan se Rs. 20,000 leke chale gaye. ( groan ). Kal aur dus logon ko leke phir milenge Hum Log ( croak ).

A boy comes to the Girls Hostel and goes to the bathroom, he touches every part of every girl. Guess!!! who is the Boy?????

Fool.....he is the LIFE BOUY...HA HA HA

A boy comes to the girls hostel and goes to the bathroom , he touches every part of every girl,, GUESS!! who is the boy ?
FOOL............ HE IS TE LIFE BOUY.....................................



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boy:-u saw my farari car
girl:-no i have seen a small secoty with two pancher taihers
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MOM : Beta soja warna gabbar ajayega...
Beta: Mom Jaldi se 100 rupey do warna dad ko bata donga k mairey soney k baad gabber ata ha..

Boy friend sorry mein tum say shadi nahi karsakta, Ghar walay mana kar rahay hain.

Girl friend ghar mein kon kon hai, Boy friend 1 bewi aur 2 bachay. hahahahah..........

If you like this then send sms or call me on these cell number.

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Since Amitabh Bachchan----s contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati has expired, here are a few new auditions for the show.

NANA PATEKAR: Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana dalega. Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.

SHATRUGHAN SINHA: Khamosh! Bihari babu ke saamne zaban chalata hai. Tera cheque phaad ke phek doonga.

DHARMENDRA: Galat jawab! Kutte Kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga.

AMRISH PURI: Sahi jawab! Mogambo khush hua!

SANJAY DUTT: Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikne tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar eech phod dalega.

MITHUN CHAKRAWORTY: Eeyaeech! Tu audience poll karega? Aye, yahan ke public ke paas time nahin hai. Kya nahin hai? Time nahin hai.

JEETENDRA: Lekin kyoon? (groan) Aap aisa kyoon kar rahe hai? (whine) Aap kabhi bhi game chod kar jaa sakte hai.

I am won ful boy.having 1 mother.1 fother .anine muse brother.aninemus sister.because all muslim man is just like my brother$and woman is my sister.&$*(i am wazer)??* 03459790731 03018017031

Prostitute left her profession
and goes 2 a school 4 a job,

Principal: Can U teach zoology/biology/or physiology.
Prostitute: No, only DALOGY & NIKALOGY

There was a black boy all his calssmate was asking him that y your this much black so he was sick of this question one day he found the answer he tell his class mates that cuz when i burn there was no light .

Hi Girls
Who wana friendship with me
My no is 03214878552
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Ho jao gay majboor tum bhi kuch is tarha
Ho jao gay majboor tum bhi kuch is tarha
Laila thi pyar may rahjay k jis tarha

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy NEW YEAR
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DECENT BOY;
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gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year
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DECENT BOY;
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.new year hai I THINK I--M 1ST 1 WHO IS WISHING U HAPPY NEW YEAR.



*2008*

LOTS OF BLESSED WISHES!

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Boy & Girl in restaurant.
Boy:I Love u,
Girl:I dnt Love u,
Boy:Think again?
Girl:I told u No no & no,
Boy:Waiter,bring seperate bills.
Girl:-ok Ok Ok .I Love u
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DECENT BOY;
03214878552

Bet B/W Boy N Girl
Boy Gave Her Ludo Dice N Said
Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya
To I?ll Kiss U

Girl:
Agar 6 Aya Tou?

Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya?
6 Aya To Dobara Bari





Aftab khan

From: Islamabad

Woh
Bade faqr se kahti hai
Yeh khoobsurat nasheman
yeh cars ki fleet
Yeh malbusaat ki chamak damak (Kapde)
Meri apni kawish hai
Zindagi ki
Saree ra?naiyaan
Yeh aasaish
Kisi ki marhoone minnat nahin
Zindagi main koi ehsaan ka
Lamha nahin
Main khud main bilkul mukammal hun
Oonchi kursi per baith ker
Na jane kitni zindagiyoon ko
Sawarti aur bigaadti hun
Lekin
Is ke Bawajood
Aik Mazboot
Aur Mustahkam
Saahare ki justujoo main
Uski aankhain neend ko
Tarasti hain!
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Decent Boy;
03214878552

Boy: Men dress up to been seen by others .
Girl :laughs and says girls dress down to be seen by others

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JAVED BAIG
0333-6426917
javedbaig123@yahoo.com

Girl-nahi aaj nahi dalwaungi. Boy-kyo? Girl-tum to raat me dal ke so gaye magar mai sari raat masalati rahi,pani bhi nikalata raha.Mujhe lagata hai ki ye EYE dropS sahi nahi hai.