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Sardar joined new job. first day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

In this busiest world (there is someone who is deeply in love with you from his heart) wish GOD will grant you 1000 of years with happiness [HAPPY NEW YEAR]

New addition to the periodic table

Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!

New addition to the periodic table

Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!

New addition to the periodic table

Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!

I Have Changed My Number,
Note Down My New No.
And Plz Give Me A Miss Call.

My New Number Is.....
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""100""
Dum Hai Tou Miss Call mar!

Strength ...To stand by TRUTH...

Courage ...In a difficult situation...

Faith.. In situation of dismay...

Hope.. When we are loosing it...

Happiness.. When we see others succeeding..

An ability to smile .. At someone we don't know

Ability to say Thank you.. At least once a day
to someone we don't know..

A heart to touch someone's life in a small little way....
without making bones about it...

Finally a wish.. Which is to my Dear Allah ..

please give us a blessing that we can remember you each day
of our life....

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.^.^.^.^.HAPPY NEW YEAR.^.^.^.^.

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: can kids of our age have kids?

Teacher replied NO Never!

boy said to girl :see i told you to not to worry‌.

A boy told his friend,
yaar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

Friend answered:
Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)