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Allah ke naam pe,
maula ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is msg parne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg nahi karta.

Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaj nahi hoti!

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..

Allah ke
naam pe,
maula ke
naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,
Koi mere is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.

Hawa me taash ka Ghar nahi banta,rone se bigda muqaddar nahi banta,duniya jitne ka hausla rakh e dost,1 jeet se koi sikandandar nahi banta.

Rahain badal jate he, Par raste nahi badalte, Tufaan aye fir bhi mousam nahi badalte,gile shikve bhale kitne ho magar sache dost nahi badalte

Sawal pani ka nahi pyaas ka hai,sawal maut ka nahi saans ka hai,dost to duniya me bahut hain magar, sawal dosti ka nahi VISHWAS ka hai

Kiyoon Lambay baal hain bhaalu ke ? Kiyoon uss ki tind kraai nahi?

Kiya -woh- bhi Ganda bacha hay?.. ya uss ke Abbu bhai nahi?

Yeh uss ka -Hair Style- hay?..... ya Jungle main koi Naai nahi?

Ye baat samajh main aai nahi,

Jo Taaray jagmag kartay hain, Kiya unn ki - Chachi Taai- nahi?

Ho ga koi rishta sooraj se? ye baat humain batlaai nahi

Par Chanda kaisa mamoo hay? jab ammi ka woh -bhai- nahi?

Ye baat samajh main aai nahi, Aur Ammi ne samjhaai nahi

Main kesay meethi baat karoon? jab meethi cheeji khai nahi
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