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ek admi nay dosray admi say kahan kay yaar kiya ageeb din hia pair hia lakin goota nahi hia... badan hia lakin dhank kay kapray nahi hia......ghar hia lakin bister nahi hia ...dosray admi nay kaha haan yaar maray saat bhi kuch aaisa he ho raha hia ...yani pocket hia lakin paisay nahi hia...??
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ager aap logo ko pasand aaya mera joke to plzzz mail me ??

Eak din khawand(husband) office say ghar aata hi aur bewi ko kehta hi k aaj mery liya jo b phone aaiya to kehna k mian ghar par nahi hoon,kuch der ky bad phone ki bell hoti hi to bewi phone uthai hi aur kehti,, mera khawand idar he hi,,,,
khawand bolta hi k main nay manah b kia tha k koai phone to mera nahi batana,,,Biwi bolo aasal mian wo aap ka nahi mera phone tha,,,,,,haha ha he

eik dafa eik choor chori kerte howey pakra gaya phir sahab ne kaha ke tumhey sharam nahi ati tum chori kerte ho chor ne kaha sharam aati hai is liyay to muh main kapra pehan ker chori kerte hain ;)

aik dafa aik pathan dosray pathan say kehta hai keh yar aj mai 200 rupees shert har gaya hoon.dosra pathan pocchta hai woh kaisay pehla pathan kehta hai kay mai pakistan per 100 rupees lagay diyay thay .to pakistan har gay mai bhi 100 rupees har gaya hoon.dosra pathan kehta hai yeh to sirf 100 rupees haray hoo.pehla kehta hai rah ko jab jhelkian lagi mai nay us per bhi 100 rupees lagay deyay.hahaha is it nice.

Aik daffa aik bacchi apni teacher se kehti hai ""Miss Miss Kya main maan ban sakti hoon"" Teacher:-Nahi beta abhi to aap bohat choti ho aap maan nahi ban sakti"" Is per aik larka jo kareb hi khara hota hai larki say kehta hai main ne nahi kaha tha kuch nahi ho gaa.

Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.

aik dafa aik sikh aik dookaan main jata hai jis kay baray main ye mashoor hoota hai kay wahaaan say dunya ki haar cheez milltee hai.. wahaan ja ker wo aik tv deekhta hai usay wo bara pasand aata hai wo salesman say poochta hai ""ye tv kitnay ka hai?"" to salesman jawab daita hai ""hum sikhoon ki tv nahi bachtay"".. usay bohat ghussa aata hai.. wo ye sooch laita hai tay wo yahee tv lay ker hee rahay ga.. to aglay din wo bhais badal ker jata hai aur poochta hai ""ye tv kitnay ka hai?"" to phir salesman jawab daita hai ""hum sikhoon ko tv nahi bachtay"" wo bohat hairaan hoota hai kay usay doosray roop main bhee salesman nay pehchaan lia .. aglay din wo clean shave kerta hai aur baloon ki bhee cutting kerwa daita hai aur phir usee dukaan main ja ker poochta hai ""ye tv kitnay ka hai?"" too salesman phir yahee jawab daita hai ""hum sikhoon ko tv nahi bachtay""... ab to wo pakka faisla hee ker laita hai kay wo ye tv lay ker hee rahay ga.. to aglay din wo aik aurat kay roop main burka pehan ker jata hai aur poochta hai ""ye tv kitnay ka hai?"" to phir salesman usay yahee jawab daita hai ""kay hum sikhoon ko tv nahi bachtay"" wo tang aa jata hai aur poochta hai akhir tum mujhay har baree kaisay pehchan laitay hooo?? tooo salesman kehta hai jesay app 4 deoon say tv keh rahay hain wo tv nahi washing machine hai!

ak din mera bhai cousins or abu ke saath photo banwane gya. appni photo banwane ke baad main ne suna ke dookandar hamri ak cousin say kahne laga ay muskrao nahi. mare he kha ary muskrao nahi bibi g sharmao.hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

sounli jo khuda ne woh dou tum to nahiho
darwazey pe dastak ki sada tum to nahi
sahmmi hoi sharmmi hoi raat ki rani
soi hoi kaaliyoon ki haya tum to nahi
mehsoos kiya tum ko to geeli hoi palkyein beegey howe mousam ki adda tum to nahi
in ajnabi rahoon main nahi kio mera
kissi ney mujhe youn apna kaha,,,,,,kahi tumto nahi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,for sunny jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee