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larki: doctor sahab meharbai kar ke mere boyfriend ko andar bula lein.
doctor: darnay ki koi baat nahee mein bohat shareef aadmi hoon.
larki: nahee, aapki nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera boyfriend ek number ka kameena hai.

Na Chorhna Mera Sath Zindagi Mein Kabhi

Shahyad Mein Zinda Hun Tere Sath ki Waja Se....!!!

Hath Mera Ae Meri Parachaai Tuu He Thaam Le
Ek Muddat Se Mujhe Tou Sujhtaa Kuch Bhi Nahin

Shahar.e.shab Mein Koun Sa Ghar Thaa Na Di Jis Par Sadaa
Neend Ke Andhe Musaafir Ko Mila Kuch Bhi Nahin

Umar Bhar Umr.e.Gurezaan Se Na Meri Ban Saki
Jo Kare, Karti Rahe, Main Puchta Kuch Bhi Nahin

Wo Bhi Shaayad Ro Pare Veeraan Kaaghaz Dekh Kar
Main Ne Usko Aakhri Khat Mein Likha Kuch Bhi Nahin...

na tum mere na dil mera na jan-e-natavan meri
tasavur main bhi a sakti nahin majaburiyan meri
na tum aye na chain aya na maut ai shab-e-vada
dil-e-muztar tha main tha aur thi betabiyan meri
abas nadaniyon par aap apni naaz karte hain
abhi dekhi kahan hain aap ne nadaniyan meri
ye manzil ye haseen manzil jawani naam hai jis ka
yahan se aur aage barhna ae umr-e-rawaan meri..!

mera ji hai jab tak teri justaju hai
zaban jab talak hai yahi guftagu hai
Khuda jane kya hoga anjam is ka
main besabar itna hun wo tund khu hai
tamana hai teri agar hai tamana
teri arzu hai, agar arzu hai
kiya sair hamne gulzar-e-duniya
gul-e-dosti main ajab rang-o-bu hai
ghanimat hai ye deed wa deed-e-yaran
jahan mund gayi ankh, main hun na tu hai
nazar mere dil ki pari "dard" kis par
jidhar dekhta hun wahi ru-ba-ru hai...

WIFE- Suno G jab aapne pehli bar mera gunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya??

Husband- MAA kasam mar hi jata agar TV pr aahat dekhne ki aadat na hoti.

Meera : Oye Mera Shampoo Ke Sath Wala Free Gift Do.

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Shopkeeper: Jee Us Ke Sath Koi Gift Nhi Hai.

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Meera: Bakwas Na Kero, Shampoo Pe Likha Hai: "DANDRUF FREE".

EDa tu Shokha

tum mera badan ourh ke phirtay raho lekin
mumkin ho to ik din mera chehra mujhe dena

chhoo jaye hawa jis se to khushbu teri aaye
jatay hoye ik zakham to aisa mujhe dena

aik dard ka Mela he laga he dil o jaan mein
aik rooh ki aawaz ka rasta mujhe dena

#poetry