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A lady from second floor asking a banana wala: Kaise diye?
Banana wala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai tou oopar aaja.

Girl to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein tou diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

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Aur Koi Gham Nahi Ek Teri Judayi Ke Siwa,
Mere Hisse Mein Kya Aaya Tanhayi Ke Siwa,
Yun Tou Milan Ki Raatein Mili Beshumar,
Pyaar Mein Sab Kuch Mila Shehnai Ke Siwa.
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Aansuon Mein nah dhoondna hamein,
Dil mein hum bas jaayenge!
Tamanna ho agar milne ki,
tou band aankhon mein nazar aayenge!!

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekho lo aata hai USHA ke saath,
rehta hai KIRAN ke saath aur jaata hai SANDHYA ke saath.

Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke parh tou sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: Tou phir theek hai doc saab varna
Anparh aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

Jeeto: Kal raat tumne mujhe neend mein gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi keh mein soya tha...

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA"" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jao maa, mein Joti ke pass ja raha hoon.

EK SHABD ME KYA TARIF KARU AAPKI,

AAP SHABDON MEIN KAHA SAMA PAOGE ,

BAS INTA JAANLO K JAB B BAAT CHALEGI DOSTI KI,

MERI ANKHO MEIN AAP HI NAZAR AAOGE...