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For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.
The last time he-d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper-s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!
""Julie, why didn?t you write when you learned you were pregnant?"" he cried. ""I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!""
""Well,"" she said, ""when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin- and talkin- and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer.""

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One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it. The teacher answered quickly, That would be the Titanic. St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and decided to make the question a little harder, How many people died on the ship? Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered, About 1,500. That--s right! You may enter. St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. Name them.

Q: What--s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.



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What--s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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