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Sms / Double Meaning
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Night Rates R Costlier Then Day
In chemistry class teacher asked a girl: What r nitrates?
Ladki ne sharma ke kaha: Night rates r costlier then day.
Ladki ne sharma ke kaha: Night rates r costlier then day.
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Nov 19, 2007 at 05:11
Category: double-meaning
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Why Do U Take Ur Wife Only To Night Clubs?
Banta: Why do u take ur wife only to night clubs?
Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open...
Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open...
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Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Wife
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Sms / Dream
Ijunoon
Dreaming Of You Makes My Night Worthwhile
Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile,
thinking of you makes me smile,
being with you is the best thing ever,
and loving you is what I'll do forever....
thinking of you makes me smile,
being with you is the best thing ever,
and loving you is what I'll do forever....
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Nov 16, 2007 at 05:11
Category: dream
Tags: Dream
Sms / Good Night
Ijunoon
Night Is Longer Than Day For Those Who Dream
Night is longer than day for those who DREAM and
day is longer than night for those who make
their DREAMS come true.
Good Night and Sweet Dreams
day is longer than night for those who make
their DREAMS come true.
Good Night and Sweet Dreams
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Nov 16, 2007 at 05:11
Category: good-night
Tags: Dream
Sms / Good Night
Ijunoon
Night Is Longer Than Day
Night is longer than day
for those who DREAM
& day is longer than night
for those who make
their DREAMS come true.
Good Night & Sweet Dreams
for those who DREAM
& day is longer than night
for those who make
their DREAMS come true.
Good Night & Sweet Dreams
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Nov 16, 2007 at 02:11
Category: good-night
Sms / Cute
Ijunoon
Last Night A Tear Rolled Out Of My Eyes
Last night a tear rolled out of my eyes,
I asked it ""y did u come out ?it replied
""there is someone so special in ur eyes that
there is no space for me inside :)
I asked it ""y did u come out ?it replied
""there is someone so special in ur eyes that
there is no space for me inside :)
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: cute
Sms / Fool
Unknown
Last Night I Got A Severe Head Pain...
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
Sms / Valentines Day
Mohammad Asif
Dreaming Of You Makes My Night Worth While
DREAMING of you makes my night worth while
THINKING of you makes me * smile *
HAVING you is the best thing ever, and
LOVING you is what i plan to do...forever.
Happy Valentine""s Day.
THINKING of you makes me * smile *
HAVING you is the best thing ever, and
LOVING you is what i plan to do...forever.
Happy Valentine""s Day.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: valentines-day
Tags: Dream
Sms / Good Night
Arshad Hassan
Bole Tou Hogai Hai Night,
Apun bole tu Charo taraf chand phekrela hai light,
bole tou hogai hai night,
bandKarne ka tube light,
aur soney ka tight bole tou bye good night.
bole tou hogai hai night,
bandKarne ka tube light,
aur soney ka tight bole tou bye good night.
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: good-night
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