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A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. "How many times did he kiss you?" asked her mother.

Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!

Santa was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts "Noooo! Don't get off the horse! It's a trap..!"

Jeeto: What are you watching?

Santa: Our wedding DVD.

Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs".

Banta: Go on. I am all ears.

Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!

Pappu: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.

Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!

Santa comes home pretty late at night after a bout of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife Jeeto snaps at him, "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?"

Santa replies, "I'm sorry, honey. I ran out of money".

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.

Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

However bad the traffic may be, we'll eventually reach home. It's the same thing with life. However bad the situation is, we'll get over it.

Last night, I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was - noh ss!W ! It doesn't make any sense until you read it upside down!

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk!