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1 dafa 1 moti larkee cycle per are thi samne se 1 larkaa bhi ara tha larkee ne kaha dekha hai pehle bar sajaan ki ankhon me pyaar larka kehta hai dekha hai pehle bar hathi(elephant)ko cycle per sawar

AIK DAFA AIK LARKA THA BOHUT HI SEEDHA OR BOHUT HI WEAK(KAMZOR) US KI BONES NAZAR AATI THEEN . US KO AIK DUKH THA K US K SAATH KOI LARKI NAI PHASTI.AIK DIN WOH SARAK PAY JARAHA THA K AIK LARKI AYEE US NAY CAR K DARWAZA KHOLA OR US KO UNDER BITHA LYA.WOH BARA KHUSH K AB YEH MERAY SAATHWOH KARAY GII.WOH LARKII US KO APNAY GHAR LAY GYEE OR APNAY KAMRAY MAIN JA KER KAPRAY UTTAARNAY KO KAHA.TO US NAY UTTAAR DIYAY.(DIL HI DIL MAIN WOH BOHUT KHUSH THA).JUB US LARKAY K PASS SIRF UNDERWEAR OR BUNYAAN REH GYEE TO US LARKEE NAY KAHA K YEH BHI UTTAAR DO TO US NAY WOH BHI UTAAR DIYAY.WOH LARKEE US K KAREEEB HUI .OR KAREEB HUI JAB WOH DONO BILKUL AIK DONO K SAATH LAG GYAY TO LARKEEE NAY LARKKAY KA HAATH PAKRA OR NEECHAY LAY AYEE.NEECHAY BACHAY KHAIL RAHAY THAY .KEHTI HAI K BACHO AGAR KHANA NAI KHAAO GAY TO ISSI TARAH SAY KAMZOR HO JAO GAY...............HA HA HA HA

aik anpar larka aik pare likeh larke se puchta hai ke Alubakahra kise kehte hai
para likah larka kehta hai ke Alubakahra use kehte,,aik alu hota hai jise bukhar chara wa hota hai--!!!! LOL

aik din aik larka school lait puhonch ustaz ki ni phocha ki keu late aey ho larki ni jawab deya ki mujh si rupyaa gum huwa ta pher dosrai sai phoch ki tum keu late aey ho dosrai nai jawab diya ki in say jo rupyaa gum huwa ta mai nay us par paun rakha huwa ta... kaisa

#jokes #latefay

Ek Larka bahot Kamzoor tha
Uski maa us ko Dr k pass le gai.
Dr. ne check up k baad us k 2no Hathelion per Plastar Bandh Diya,
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2 week baad larka Bilkul Sehat Mand Ho gaya...
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Tu cartoon network dekh
Teri samajh main POGO bhi nhi aaye ga.

larka: bus aur larki ek jesi hoti hain, ek jati hai to doosri aa jati hai

larki: rickshay aur larkay ek jisay hotay hain, ek ko bulao to 4 ajatay hain.

Shaadi mein ek SMART larka.
larki se :-)
Ap dance karogi..
Larki sharma k boli : "yes ..."
larka pyar se:

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To phir apki 'kursi' main le jaon BAAJI.

ek din ek larka school se wapas aa kar
apnay abu se kahata hai kay abu aaj mujay school se maar parri thi abu nay kahay kaun?uss nay kaha aaj mai school main laate gaya tha.abu nay kaha array nalayak mai tujay school laatenay ka liya nahi balkay pharnay ka liya baygitahu.

Aik larka pagal pagal sa
or thora sa dewana bhi

Kuch logon say woh door bhi tha
or thora sa majboor bhi tha

woh jazbon ka shehzor bhi tha
per dil uska kamzor bhi tha

or dil bhi jaisay sheesha ho
bus sheesha chakna choor hoa

woh larka bohot ranjoor hoa
woh gham say thak kar choor hoa

phir woh bohat hi toot gaya
woh apnay aap say rooth gaya

ab woh chup chup rehta hay
kuch sunta hay na kehta hay

bus kamray mein band rehta hay
or nazmain likhta rehta hay

liye aas kay jugnoo daman mein
woh dekhay taaray aangan mein


ab ro ro duayen karta hay
har roz yeh rab say kehta hay


bus lambi hoi tamheed bohat
hay usko rab say umeed bohat

ke jald gham uskay dhull jaayn gay
yeh din buray bhi tull Jayen gay....