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Aik Chota Sa Larka Tha Main Jin Dinon
Aik Mailay Main Puhncha Humakta Hoa
Jee Machalta Tha Aik Aik Shay Per Magar,
Jaib Khali Thi Kuch Mol Lay Na Saka
Laut Aya Liye Hasratain Sainkron
Aik Chota Sa Larka Tha Main Jin Dinon

Khair Mehroomion K Wo Din Tu Gaey,
Aaj Maila Laga Hay Ussi Shaan Say
Aaj Chahon Tu Ik Ik Dukaan Mol Lon
Aaj Chahon Tu Sara Jahan Mol Lon
Naa Rasai Ka Ab Jee Main Dharka Kahan?
Per Wo Chota Sa Nanha Sa Larka Kahan??

Girl: Meri Ek, Ek Sans Pey Ek, Ek Larka Marta Hai.
.*. .*. .*. .*. .*. .*. .*.
Boy: To Tum Koi Acha Sa Tooth Paste Istimal Kyo Nahi Karti...?

Larka Me ap se dosti krna chahta hn Larki :Bhai Hamari dushmani kb thi. (.")/ lo sari bat <)) hi khatam krdi ./ ­. Churaill ne:

Larka dost se :
yar mai ne apni Girl Friend ko
uski birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
gift de di,
Dost (Thapar maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Larka: salay marta kyun hai
tere ghar he to wapis gayi
hai…:P:P

Wife: Suno Ji, Larka Paise Urany Laga Hai. Jaha Bhi Chhupati Hoon Dhoond Leta Hai,
Husband: kaminey ki Book Mein Rakh De Exam Tak Nahi Dhoond Pae Ga.!.

Girl: Dad samne walo ka larka mujey tang krta hai
Dad: Main usy abi police k hawaley krta hon.
Girl: O no dad main usy iss se b sakht aur mustakil saza dena chahti hun.
Dad: matlab ?
Girl: dad ap meri os se shadi kr den.
Dad: wah beti wah intiqam lene main bilkul apni maa pe gai ho*

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
.
Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
.
Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun'
.
Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
.
Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho ;-)

boys feel tht they r very intelectual this think is also avery big JOKE HAHAHAHAH

aik larka talib ilem tha aik din ustad ne us se aik swal kiya ke kon kon janet main jaye ga sab ne apni apni finger utha le mager aik larke na apni finger nahi utahi. ustad. tum ne apni finger kiu nahi uthai kya app janet main nahi jan chahte ..shagerd.ustad ji mere maan ne kaha tha ke bata seeda ger ana...hahahahahh

dabbay main dabba dabbay main khargosh

larki nay ankh mari larka behosh

Aik dawat me aik aourat khana khaa ker farig hoti hai to ussay paan khany ke talub hoti hai lakin waha pan ka intazaam nahi hota hai jis per woh tent see moo(face)bahir nikal ker dekhti hai to dosree taraf aik aour aourat bhee face nikal ker bethhi hoe hoti hai woh poochti hai k kia ker rahi ho to pehly wale aaurat kehti hai k aiy behen apny liyee larka dhoondh rahi hoo.....<><><><><><><><><><<><><><><><><><><><><><><>

ik larka hota hai wo nokri laynay jata hai wahan par oska interview hota hai interview wala banda os ay puch ta hai . kay ap ko kia chahiyah . wo kaita hai ik gari,ik ghar , ik noka... phir os ko interview walay khatayhain k bahi hum ap ko ik ki jaga 2car dayin gay or ik gahr k bajii hum ap ko 2 ghar dain gay or ik nokar ki jaga 2nokar daygay wo jo banda nokari laynay atta hai wo kay ta hai sahab q mazaq kar rahay ho wo khata hai phlay shooro kay nay kia tha

: Main kal ja raha tha
ke meri chappal toot gai
ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
seeta to darzi bhi hai
darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain
rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai
bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai
lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai
garam to Halwa bhi hota hai
Halwa to peela hota hai
peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
doodh to bhains daity hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai
kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai
paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain
machli to achchi hoti hai
achcha to Bander bhi hota hai
bander to bander hota hai
parhnay walay bunder aisay hi hotay hain
jo parh kar apna time waste karte hain
lolz...

Ak bachi na foon pa pahli dafa apna abo ki awas suny to ronay lagi abo na pocha kion ro rhi ho bachi na kaha kah ab ap ko sorakhon sa kis trah nikalan ga.

Boy friend: Darling! i can--t marry You; because my family members are not accpeting.
Girl friend: who are there at your house? Boy friend: MY Wife and Three Chilldrens.
Naeem Jan