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Ijunoon
Lady Diana Ki Tairween Barsi
برطانوی شہزادی لیڈی ڈیانا کی تیرہویں برسی آج منائی جارہی ہے۔ شہزادی پیکر ڈیانا کی زندگی خوشیوں اور غم کا ملاپ تھی۔وہ مسکرائی تو ہزاروں چہرے کھل اٹھے۔ وہ روئی تو آنسووں کا سیلاب رواں ہوگیا۔کون جانتا تھ...
مزید پڑھیں
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1 Like ·
Aug 31, 2010 at 12:08
Category: entertainment
Sms / Wife
Shahbaz Ishaq
A Lady To Doctor
A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake
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1 Like ·
Sep 16, 2011 at 10:09
Category: wife
Tags: Doctor
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Sms / Funny
Asif Iqbal
Mqm Lady Worker
MQM Lady Worker shadi k 2 Din baad:
Ammi meri un se larrai ho gayi
Ammi:
Beta shadi k baad jhagrre to hote hi hain!
Girl:
Wo to theek hai par ab Laash ka kya kron?
Ammi meri un se larrai ho gayi
Ammi:
Beta shadi k baad jhagrre to hote hi hain!
Girl:
Wo to theek hai par ab Laash ka kya kron?
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1 Like ·
Aug 31, 2011 at 13:08
Category: funny
Sms / Relations
Shahbaz Ishaq
One Lady Was On Road
'One lady was on road with her top open & right boob hanging out.Policeman stopped & ask-Wat is dis? Lady-Hi O-Rba, kaka tan bus ch hi reh Gya..
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5 Like ·
Jul 23, 2011 at 10:07
Category: relations
Sms / Wife
Shahbaz Ishaq
A Lady To Doctor
A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake
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1 Like ·
Jun 15, 2011 at 08:06
Category: wife
Sms / Quotes
An Edwardian Lady In Full Dress
An Edwardian lady in full dress was a wonder to behold, and her preparations for viewing were awesome.
William Manchester
William Manchester
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3 Like ·
Dec 01, 2010 at 13:12
Category: quotes
Tags: Dress
Sms / Kiss
Never Kiss A Lady Police,
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
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1 Like ·
Oct 06, 2009 at 14:10
Category: kiss
Sms / Naughty Insult
Ijunoon
What Is The Similarity Between A Lady And A Chewing Gum?
Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet n tight in the beginning but become
tasteless and shapeless later.
A: Both are sweet n tight in the beginning but become
tasteless and shapeless later.
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1 Like ·
Nov 19, 2007 at 04:11
Category: naughty-insult
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Lady To Inspector Santa
Lady to inspector Santa:
My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,
he has not come back yet!
Santa: Why do not u cook something else.
My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,
he has not come back yet!
Santa: Why do not u cook something else.
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1 Like ·
Nov 17, 2007 at 20:11
Category: santa-banta
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