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Yaad ko yaad karoo tou yaad bankar rah jaunga....
Saath tera chota tou pyaar bankar rah jaunga...
Tere bina ek pal kaise katunga ye bata...
Ye jhilmil si aankhein main kisay dikhaunga ye bata..

Aap soch rahe hain k aap ko bhula rakha hai,
aap ko dil mein chupa rakha hai,
koi dekh na le aapko isiliye,
aankhon ki palkon ko jhuka rakha hai....

IN ANKHO KO DEKH KAR CHAAND BHI SHARMA JAYE....
Ae JAANAM HUMARI GUJARISH ZARA SUN LO....
APNI PALKEN JHUKAYE HI RAKHNA.......
KAHIN HUMSE KOI KHATAa NA HO JAYE....

LOG MUHABBAT KO KHUDA KA NAAM DETE HAIN,
AUR AGAR KARO TOu ILZAAM DETE HAIN,
WO DO DILON KO MILA TOu NAHIN SAKTE,
PAR EK-DUSRE KO JUDAA ZAROOR KAR DETE HAIN.

Tum ko chahne wale kam na honge,
waqt ke saath shayad hum na honge,
apna pyar chahe kisi ko bhi dena tum,
par teri yaadon ke haqdaar hum honge.

Arz kiya hai...
Main bhi tere liye TAJ MAHAL banaaunga..
Main bhi tere liye TAJ MAHAL banaaunga...
aik cup Subah aur
aik cup Shaam ko Pilaaunga..! !

Khushi ko bana lo zindagi ka usul,
rah mein milenge kabhi kante kabhi phul.
Hogi kabhi kabhi zindagi mein bhul,
phir bhi zindagi mein rahna sada cool.

Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai,
apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai.
Wah Wah...na khena meri nazam peh yaron,
k aaj Phir se ye dil dard mein roya hai.

Kaanch Ko chahat thi pathhar ko pane ki,
aik baar phir tut kar bikhar jane ki.
Bas itni si chahat thi us diwane ki,
apne tukdo mein uski tasvir sajane ki.

Har phool ko raat ki rani nahi kehte,
Har kisi se dil ki kahani nahi kehte.
Meri ankhon ki nami se samajh lena,
har baat ko hum zubani nahi kehte.

Sitaron ko roshni ki kya zarurat,
ye tou khud ko jala lete hain.
Aashiqo ko wafa ki kya zarurat,
wo tou bewafa ko bhi pyar kar lete hain.

Har raahi ko mann chaha mukaam nahi milta,
Jisko jee bhar pyaar kar sake wo insaan nahi milta,
Aasma k sitaron ki tarah hamare armaan bhi bikhrte rehte hain,
Jo apne dil mein hamein jagah de sake wo meharbaan nahi milta

Har yaad ko youn zakham banatay nahin dil ka,
har teer ko paivest rug-e-jaan nahin kertay,

Yeh masla ab ahal-e-mohabbat ka hai apna,
Mertay hain tou kuch aap pah ahsaan nahin kertay,

Khat layain na layain tera hum naama bron ko,
Bus daikhtay rehtay hain paraishan nahin kartay,

Aisay bhi tou rakhtay nahin khanjar peh gulo ko,
Itna bhi tou qatil ko pashaiman nahin kartay,

Kub shamain jalata hai shab-e-mah main koi,
Tu aya tou ham ghar main charaghan nahin kartay,

Logon ko guman tuk nahin hota hay junoon ka,
Hum dil ki tarah chaak-e-garaiban nahin kertay,

Hum tu chalay aatay hain yaaro dar-e-janan,
Ghalib ki tarah minnat-e-darban nahin kertay

Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-mann deydo
Apni muskurahatain apna bholapun deydo
Apni ankhain baksh do apna husn nawaz do

Apna sakhan dey do apnay dil ka dhun daydo
Tumharay dum say meray jevan mein khushiyain hain bahar hay

Mein kuch kehna chahta hon mujhey tumse mohabbat hay, mujhey tum se pyar hay
Meri in khuwahishon ko umid ki koi kiran deydo

Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-mann daydo
Tumhary siwa koi nahi meri soch, meray giyan mein
Meray aas pass, meray dour tuk, meray thory say wajdan mein

Mein nay zara si khushbo mangi hay kub kaha chaman daydo
Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man daydo

K jub tum door chalay jao koi tou tanhai mein sahara ho
Tumhari zaat say mansoob kuch tou hamara ho
Mujhey meray khuwab mujhey meray dulhan daydo

Meri zindagi lay lo mujhey apna daman daydo
Agar apni zaat say kuch bhi daina nahin chahtay
Mujhey apnay dukh apni aakhon ka sawan daydo

Phir kisi yad nay shab bhar main jagaya mujh ko
Kiya saza di hay mohabat nay khudaya mujh ko

Din ko aaram hay na rat ko hay chain kabhi
Janay kis khaak say qudrat nay banaya mujh ko

Dukh tou yeh hay keh zamanay main milay ghair sabhi
Jo mila hay woh mila ban kay paraya mujh ko

Jab koi bhi na raha kandha meray ronay ko
Ghar ki deewaron nay seenay say lagaya mujh ko

Youn tou umeed-e-wafa tum say nahein hay koi
Phir charaghon ki tarah kis nay jalaya mujh ko

Bewafa zindagi nay jab chorh diya hay tanha
Maut nay payar say pehlu main bithaya mujh ko

Woh diya hoon jo mohabat nay jalaya tha kabhi
Gham ki aandhi nay sar-e-sham bujhaya mujh ko

Kaisay bhoolon ga wohi wasl kay lamhay
Yad aata raha zulfon ka hi saya mujh ko...

Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai
woh tera paas na hona bohat mujh ko rulaata hai

woh mera teri aankhon k samander main uttar jaana
aur teri muskurahat ke bhanwar main doobte jaana

teri awaaz k sehar se na nikal paana
tujh ko dekhna aur bey khudi se dekhte jaana

bohat chaha in guzre hue lamhon ko na sochoon
na teri yaad main reh k tere saath ka sochoon

bhoola doon saari yaadon ko ke jin se Dil tarapta hai
k jin se thees uthti hai k jin se dard hota hai

magar jab raat aati hai tou teri yaad aati hai
terey hi khuwaab hote hain teri hi baat hoti hai

tou tay paaya ab mumkin nahi tujh ko bhoola dena
teri yaad main rehna tujhe hi sochte rehna

tujhe jab yaad karte hain tou Dil apna tarapta hai
woh tera paas na hona bohat mehsoos hota hai...

Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee,
mager us din bohot daer ho jai gee ,

tum milna chaho gee mager mujh ko daikh na pao gee,
tum dhoondo gee mujhe mager daikh na pao gee,

tum tarpo gee meri yaad main or aansoo bahao gee.
mujhe daikhe bina ik pal bhe na reh pao gee.

meri yaad main tum gum sum ho jao gee,
khud apni gali ka pata bhe bhool jao gee,

mere tasauwur main tum aise kho jao gee,
koi pukare ga tum meri hi batein dohrao gee,

or main dour khara teri baychaini ko daekhta rahoon ga,
or tum kuch pal ke liye mujh se khafa ho jao gee,

or main teri bikhri zulfoon ko sunwaroon ga,
or tum sharma kar mere gale se lag jao gee,

or phir jab tum rooth kar kaheen dour chali jao gee,
us din mein phir tum se yahee baat kahoon ga,

kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee

Baandh lain hathoon pay seenay pay saja lain tum ko,
Sochtay hain k aik taveez bana lain tum ko,

Phir tumhain roz sanwarain tumhain barhta daikhain,
Kion na aangan main chunbaili sa laga lain tum ko,

Kis qadar toot ker tum per hamain pyaar aata hay,
Bhur lain banhoon main aur maar hi dalain tum ko..!

Mushkilon ko karta Jo aasan hai,
WO asal mein hi tou ek insan hai !

Gham se ghabra ke Jo himmat chhod de,
Buzdili ki uski tou pahchan hai !

Zindagi hai ek dariya dard ka,
Dard se khele wahi insan hai !

Khushali mein sab yaha jee lete hai,
Ghum mein jeena tou alag ek shan hai !

Ham bana saktey hain khud takdeer ko,
kam ham hi mein josh ka elan hai !

Kahte hain k waqt hai ek dhup chaaon,
phir bhala kyon aadami hairan hai !

Khud ko Jo samjhe k ham kamzor hain,
WO bahut nadan hai anjan hai !!

Ussay Keh Dou Kay Woh Mujh Ko Ronay Say Mat Rokayâ
Bikhray Huwon Ko Toofan Sanbhala Nahi Kartay

Ab Mehar Banion Ki Tumhari Tamana Nahi Humko
Barastay Huway Baadil Kabhi Ujala Nahi Kartay

Mat Qareeb Aao Meray Mujhe Bas Younhi Rehnay Dou
Tootay Huway Paimanay Mein Jaam Dala Nahi Kartay

Mat Sunao Logoon Ko Meri Barbaadi Ka Qissa
Kissi Kay Dil Kay Zakhmoon Ko Yun Uchala Nahi Kartay...

Wo samne aye tou Nazron ko Jhukaa loon ga
Dekhoon ga nahi phir bhi Tasweer bana loon ga

Aana ho tou aa jao Ruswayian nahi hongi
Dekhega nahi koi Palkon mai chupa loon ga

Jo Hum per guzarni hai ek bar guzar jaye
Her Gham ki tarha Tujh ko Seene se laga loon ga

Weeran agar Dil ho Aankhon mai Andhera ho
Yaadon ke Diye apni Palkon mai saja loon ga

Manzoor agar hogi Ruswayi Teri Mujh ko
Mai beth ke Sahil se Toofaan utha loon ga

Naraz agar wo hain Mere Nasheman se
Mai apne Nasheman ke Tinkon ko hata loon ga

Kyun Mujh se Khafa ho ker wo Dour gaye
Baanhon mai wo aa jayaen mai un ko Mana loon ga.

Tere Dimagh Mey Meri yaaad ko Panah Miljaye,
Agar tou Bhool Jaye Mujhey Tou Teri EID FANA hojaye.

Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!

MANAO EID BAHARAY CHAMAN KO YAAD KARO
PAYAMAY SHOK KAY IK IK SUKHAN KO YAAD KARO
HUJUMAY SHOK SE FURSAT MILAY TOu EHLAY WATAN
WATAN SE DOuR KISI Bay WATAN KO YAAD KARO

Phoolon ki har kuli khushboo dey aap ko,
Suraj ki har kiran roshni dey aap ko,
Hum tou kuch deny kay qabil nahi,
Deny wala her khushi dey aap ko,
EID MUBARIK.

Dil ko Dil samjho tou ishq karo,

Dard ko dard samjho tou Mohabat karo.

Waade ko waada samjho tou poora karo,

aur hum ko apna samjho tou yaad karo.

Ghum mein hasane walon ko kabhi rulaya nahi jatha
lehron se pani ko kabhi hataya nahi jatha
hone wale ho jate hai khud hi dil se apne
kisi ko keh kar apna banaya nahi jatha!!

Dil k dard ko zuba par laatey nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayenge,
Nazar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiya badalne ki zarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.

Dil ko tou kaisey bhi samjha lenge

Tum se khafa hokar hum jayenge kahan

Tum sa saathi hum payenge kahan

Dil ko tou kaisey bhi samjha lenge lekin

ANKHON se aap ki tasvir chupayege kahan

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din mein ek baar YAAD karna

Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kion kehtay hain?
Kion k
Agar operation theek hou gaya to PASS
Warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahay Ho?
Bola Khud Ko!!!
Pocha,
Kia Likha Hai?
Bola Mujhe Kia Pata
Abhi Mujhe Mila Thori Hai...

Aap ko dekh kar dekhta reh gaya..
Kya kahoon or kehne ko kya reh gaya..
Aap ko dekh kar dekhta reh gaya..
Unki aankhon se kaise chhalakne laga..
Mere hoton pe yoon majra rah gaya..
Aap ko dekh kar dekhta reh gaya..
Aise bichhde sabhi raat ke mod par..
Aise bichhde sabhi raat ke mod par..
Aakhri hum safar rasta rah gaya....
Aap ko dekh kar dekhta reh gaya.....
Soch kar aao hue tamanna yahi..
janeman jo yanha rah gaya, rah gaya..
Aap ko dekh kar dekhta reh gaya

Zindagi se sabhi ko mohabbat hai

Par zindagi kisiki mehboob nahi banti

Tamanna leker jeete hain sab log

Magar har tamanna TAQDIR nahi banti

Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Logh chehro ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samander kee baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain.
~~~~ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ~~~

Is New Year mai, Lumha Bhar ki jo Rafaqat mil jae Mujh ko
Mai apne Subah Shaam Tere Naam ker doon
Ager Tuu mil jaye Buzm-e-Hasti mai
Mai apni Zindgi ki haseen Shaam Tere Naam ker doon
Happy New Year

Jawani ko zindage ka nikhaar kehte hain
Pat jad ko chaman ka manjdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya kay yaaro
Ek Dhoka hai Jise hum sab ""PYAAR"" kehte hain...

Agar saath dou tou apne zakhmoun ko see loon
Bebasi ke har lamhe ko ek ghoont mein pee loon
Pal bhar muskura ke tou dekho
Shayad isi bahane dou ghari aur jee loon...

Ishq Sabhi Ko Jeena Sikha Deta Hai
Wafa Ke Naam Par Marna Sikha Deta Hai
Ishq Nahi Kiya Tou Kar Ke Dekho
Zaalim Har Dard Sehna Sikha Deta Hai….

Fareb Thaa Hasi Ko Aashiqi Samajh Baithe,
Maut Ko Hi Apni Zindagi Samajh Baithe,
Waqt Ka Mazak Tha Ya Badnaseebi Humari,
Ke Dou Baaton Ko Hum Chahat Samajh Baithe.

Palkon pe aansoun ko sajaya na jaa saka
Us ko bhi Dil ka haal bataya na jaa saka,
Zakhmon se choor choor tha yeh Dil mera
Ek zakham bhi us ko dikhaya na jaa saka,
Jab teri yaad aayi tou koshish ke ba wajood
Aankhon main aansoun ko chupaya na jaa saka,
Kuch log zindagi main aise bhi aaye hain
Jin ko kisi bhi lamhe bhulaya na jaa saka,
Bas iss khayaal se kahin us ko dukh na ho
Hum se tou haal-e-ghum bhi sunaya na jaa saka,
Woh muskuraya tha mere ru-ba-ru magar
Chehre ka rang us se chupaya na jaa saka,
Tanhaiyon ki aag main hum jal gaye
magar faasla ana ka mitaya na jaa saka.

Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai
woh tera paas na hona bohat mujh ko rulaata hai
woh mera teri aankhon ke samandar main uttar jaana
aur teri muskurahat ke bhanwar main doobte jaana
teri awaaz ke saher se na nikal paana
tujh ko dekhna aur be-khudi se dekhte jaana
bohat chaha in guzre hue lamhon ko na sochoon
na teri yaad main reh ke tere saath ka sochoon
bhoola doon saari yaadon ko ke jin se Dil tarapta hai
ke jin se tais utth ti hai ke jin se dard hota hai
magar jab raat aati hai to teri yaad aati hai
tere hi khuwaab hote hain teri hi baat hoti hai
to tay paaya ab mumkin nahi tujh ko bhoola dena
teri yaad main rehna tujhe hi sochte rehna
tujhe jab yaad karte hain to Dil apna tarapta hai
woh tera paas na hona bohat mehsoos hota hai.

Kisi ko yaad karna , kisi ko yaad aana,

yeh bhi naseeb naseeb mein hota hai.

Dil unhi ko yaad karta hai

jo dil ke bahut kareeb hota hai.

Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses'

Dete ho kyo yeh dard bas humi ko?,
Kya samjhoge tum in aankhon ki nami ko?....
Yu tou honge lakhon deewane is chaand ke,
Chaand kya mehsus karega ek taare ki kami ko....

Yun dour rehkar dooriyon ko badhaaya nahin karte
Apne deewaano ko sataaya nahinkarte
Har waqt bas jisse tumhaara khayaal ho
Usse apni aawaaz ke liye tadpaaya nahin karte...

RAAT KO NAYA CHAAND MUBARAK

CHANDNI KO CHAaND MUBARAK

FALAK KO SITARE MUBARAK

SITAARON KO BULANDI MUBARAK

AUR AAP SABKO MERI TARAF SE

RAMADAN MUBARAK

MUJH KO AIK KHOABAY PARESHAN SA LAGA EID KA CHAND
MERI NAZRON MAIN ZARA BHI NA JACHA EID KA CHAND
ANKH NUM KARGAYA BICHRAY HUWE LOGO KA KHAYAL
DARDAY DIL DE KAY HUMAIN DOOB GAYA EID KA CHAND

EID KA CHAAND NAZAR AYE GA JIS DAM MUJH KO
MAIN TERE WUSL KI AE DOST DUA MAANGON GA
MAIN JO BARSON SE HON TANHAI KAY SEHRA MAIN MUKEEM
AB TERE EHAD e RIFAQAT KI GHATA MAANGON GA

Yaad rakh kar tum ne mire dosti ko
Meri zindagi pe 1 ehsaan kar diya
Is mobile min ye last rupya tha
Ham ne wo bhi tery naam kar diya

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch nahe laagate nahi!

Ek umer ke baad uss ko dekha !
Aankhoon mein sawaal thay hazarooon
Hontoon pe magar wohi tabbassum !
Chehrey pe likhi hui udaasi
Awaaz mein gunjti judaiiiii
Baanhein theen magar wasaley samaa !

Iss dil ko yeh gawara nahi hota
Inbox main koi sms tumara nahi hota
bhool kar hi koi sms kar dia karo
Miscall par apna guzara nahi hota

Rulana Har Kisi Ko Ata Hai

Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Ata Hai

Rula Ke Jo Mana Le Wo Sacha Yaar Hai

Or

Jo Rula Ke Khud Bhi Ansu Bahaye Wo Pyar hai...

Humari galatiyon ko bhulaate rehna,

Zindagi bhar dosti nibhaate rehna.

Agar hum na chal sake aap ke saath

To aap hi kadam se kadam milaate rehna.

Humesha muskura kay aansooun ko chupaya
Ghum ko chupanay ka yehi rasta nazar aaya

Kis kis ko batatey behtey ashkon ka sabab
Kay derd-e-dil dil main kis nay jagaya

Mehfilon main kahin bhi maza na raha
Rakha dil pay pather tou khud ko sajaya

Baat bay baat apni aahain daba ker
Yaron kay dermiyan kis qadar muskuraya

Na thi chah kabhi mujahy mae kashi ki
Jaam-e-wafa kisi bay wafa nay pilaya

Kya muqadar say shikwa kertey rahay
Jo qismat main tha wohi kuch tou paaya

Yeh kis morr pay aagaee hain umeedain
Kay saaya-e-manzil nazar main na aaya

Apnoon nay palat kay daykha tak nahin
Ghairon nay aaker galay say lagaaya

Acha hua kay raaz khul hi gaya
Dil-e-nadaan pay khanjar kis nay chalaya

Shab-o-roz chahat sila yeh hay shaiki
Dil kay tukrey huay wo chunney na aaya

Dil dou tou kisi ek ko,
Aur dou tou kisi nek ko...
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na miley
try karte raho har ek ko.

Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane,
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye zmaana kya jaane,
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein,
opar se phool chadane waala kya jaane

Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo,
Khushiyon ko save karo.
Dushman ko hide karo,
Dost ko enter karo,
Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga.

Youn hi tanhai main hum dil ko saza dete hain,
naam likhte hain tera likh ker mita detey hain,
yeh soch ker rehne dia armaano ko dil main,
mehman kabi ghar se nikale nahi jate.

Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee
piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee
Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain
haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee

Hansna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,
Miltay hain bohat log iss tanha zindagi main,
Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota.

Dil ko aata hai jab bhi khayaal unka
Tasveer se poochte hain phir haal unka
Vo kabhi hamse poocha karte thay judaai kya hai
Aaj samajh aaya hai sawaal unka

dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani ko minus karo,khosi ko multiply karo and ghamo ko divide karo.kyia pata kal ho na ho and love ko enjoy karo

Kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo leya kay hum kisi aur ko choo naa sakay
hum tuu chaly taay dost banany aap tuu dil ki dharkan ban gaye…

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TOu BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE

zindagi mauhtaj nahe manzilon ki
waqt har manzil dikha deta hai
kon marta hai kisi ke liya
waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta hai

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lagay
Koi Achha Bhi Is Qadar Na Lagay
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Say
Jis Nazar Say Aap Ko Nazar Na Lagay

Palkon peh aansoon ko sajaya na jaa saka
Us ko bhi Dil ka haal bataya na jaa saka,
Zakhmon se choor choor tha yeh Dil mera
Ek zakham bhi us ko dikhaya na jaa saka,
Jab teri yaad aayi tou koshish ke ba wajood
Aankhon main aansoon ko chupaya na jaa saka,
Kuch log zindagi main aise bhi aaye hain
Jin ko kisi bhi lamhe bhulaya na jaa saka,
Bas iss khayaal se kahin us ko dukh na ho
Hum se tou haal-e-ghum bhi sunaya na jaa saka,
Woh muskuraha tha mere rubaru magar
Chehre ka rang us se chupaya na jaa saka,
Tanhaiyon ki aag main hum jal gaye
Magar faasla ana ka mitaya na jaa saka...

Nah tou yaado ko yaad rakhte hain
Nah hi sapno ko saath rakhte hain
Hum tou buss unko yaad rakhte hain
Jo hamein dil ke pass rakhte hain.

Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko
Mere sanam tumne dhadkana sikha diya
Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko
Gham main bhi muskurana sikha diya.

Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo.
Jitna aap samet paaye utna aap humein chahte hain.
Aur jitna nah samet paye utna hum aap ko chahte hain.

Kehne ko to buhut kuch hai,
Kuch apna sa kehna chahti hoon,
Jo tumare dil ko chu jaye,
Tumara mann uchal jaye,
Haan !main wohi kehna chahti hoon
Jo tumari or meri zindagi badal day,
Janam HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

Samajne ko tu tum sari daastan-e-gham samajte hoo
Jo mutlab kahne wale ka hai os ko kam samajte hoo.
Happy Valentine's day

Sardar : aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya
Man: wo kaise?
Sardar: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya

Kafi hai sapne dil ko behlane ke liye, mohabat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe bhale pade gum se vasta, ek hamare jaisa dost rakhna sub gamo ko bhulane ke liye

Dosti ko dil se nibhayenge hum, tum bhul jao bhi to yaad dilayenge hum.. aaisi shararat Karenge hum ki na chahte hue bhi tumhe yaad Aayenge hum....

falak ko zidd hai jahan bijliyan girane ki...
hame bhi zidd hai wahin pe aashiyana banane ki...

chaha tha us ko dill ki gharaion k sath, zinda hoon apni zaat ki tanhaion k sath, roka nahi tha us ko bicharnay say pehlay b,apni wafa pay naaz tha sachaaion k sath.

Unse Roz milne ko dil chahta hai,
kuch sunane aur sunane ko dil chahta hai,
Tha kisi ke manane ka andaz aisa ki,
first ruth jane ko dil chahta hai…

ik laraka apni man kesath safar kar raha hota he wo apni man ko kehta he
ke mere paas koi asi chiss nahin he
is liye men aap ko bhech kar shadi karon ga or ase hi dosra larka apni man ko asahi kehta he phir wo dono aek doosre ko apni apni man dete hen phirr un ki shadi ho jati he or un ko bache ho the hen aur phirr wo dono bache aek doosre ke kiya lagte hen rishte men

Aik sardar gee ko pahar par charhnay ka bohat shoq hota hai. subah sweray woh sair kay liye nikaltay hai. aur pahari par charhna shooroo kar daity hai key ichanak un ka paow pahari par say phisalta hae aur woh lurkharatay huway neechay ki taraf aatay hai keh yuk dum un ka haath aik darakhat ki shakh par gripp ho jata hai woh bohat cheekho pukar kartay hai key mujay bachao bachao laikin unehai koyee nahee bachata, phir ichanak un key zehn mai vah-e-guru ki yaad atee hai sardar gee vah-e-guru ko pukartay hai ke a vah-e-guru mairee maddad karo key gaib se awaz atee hai key shakh chhor do sardar gee preshan ho jatay hai key yeh kia keh rahay hai, shakh chhor doo ga to mai mar jaoo ga sardar jee bohat afsurda lehjay mai kehtay hai. phir awaz atee hai key tum nay khudee maddad key lia pukara tha ub jo kaha ja raha hai vohi karo, sardar jee apna moonh doosri taraf kar kay zor say pukartay hai ""Oay Koyee Hor Hai""

"" Hum nai tum ko Dhakka day diya ""
""Yeh bhi na Dekha Kon ho Tum""
""magar jub kutt paree tou maloom para""
"" K maray abba jan ho tum ""

"" Abba nai kiya hai yeh faisla ""
"" tum kuch nahi ho chitrol binaa""

Aik Sikh ko us k doost nay poocha...wah sardar jee shaadi kee hay to ahtiat kero..kul may tumharey ghar k aagay say guzra to tum khirki khool ker bhabi k saath enjoy ker rahey thay....Sardar zoor say hansa or boola...Bakwas..jhoot..Kul to may ghar hi nahi tha...ha ha ha

AIK MAHIR IZDOJIYAT CHAND SHEHREYOON KO LACTURE DY RAHA THA. AAKHIR MAIN UOS NY KHA""AGAR KISE SHAKHS KE BEWE SEEDHE SADHE HO AUR WOH CHAHTY HON KY WOH CHALAK HO JAYE TOH WOH KHARY HO JAI.TOH WOH KHARY HO JAIN.""
AIK AADME UTHA TOH MAHIR IZDOJIYAT NY KHA .""TOH AAA\P CHAHTY HAIN K AAP KE BEWE CHALAK HO JAIY ?""
WOH ADME MAYOOS HO KAR BHAIT GIYA AUR BOLA MAIN SAMJHA AAP NY KAHA HILAK HO JAY.
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!HO HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

kash eminraat ko tery takiyee k nachy stoa ... jab tu qarwar lati mein mzy laita

Chehrey pe merey Zulf ko Phailaao kissi Din
Kiya Roz garaj-tey ho, baras jaao kissi Din

Raazon ki tarha utro merey Dil mein kissi shab
dastak pe merey haath ki khul jaao kissi Din

Phoolon ki tarha ""husn"" ki baarish mein naha loon
Badal ki tarha jhoom ke ghir aao kissi Din

Khushboo ki tarha guzro merey Dil ki gali say
Phoolon ki tarha mujh pe bikhar jaao kissi Din

Phir haath ko khairaat miley bund qaba ki
Phir Lutf -e- shab-e-wasl ko dohraao kissi Din

Guzrein jo merey ghar sey tou ruk jaaein Sitaarey
Iss tarha meri Raat ko chamkaao kissi Din

Mein Apni har aik saans ussi raat ko dey doon
sar rakh ke merey seeney pe so jaao kissi Din
(Nadeem Akhtar Laghari Baloch)

*NadeemLaghari786@hotmail.com*

Terey honton ko salaam
Terey honton ko salaam
Jinn se chhoo jaaney ko tarsey kai saaghar, kai jaam

Inn gulaabon pe jaley jab se tabbassum ke diyey
Theek uss din se meri pyaas bujhaaney ke liyey
Terey honton ke kinaarey hain merey dil ka qayaam

Tu jab in honton ko daanton mein daba leti hai
Teri yeh chup kissi toofaan ka pata deti hai
Pyaas jo inn mein chupi hai, issey kardey merey naam

Mein bhi pyaasa hoon,buhut pyaas lagi hai mujh ko
Teri umeed ,teri aas lagi hai mujh ko
Kab karein gey merey honton se ,terey hont kalaam

Terey honton ko salaam
Terey honton ko salaam
Jinn se choo jaaney ko tarsey kai saaghar ,kai jaam

(Nadeem Akhtar Laghari Baloch)

*NadeemLaghari786@hotmail.com*

Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.

dehka jab say tum ko bus dehka maray yara koi tum say ganda hain na koi tum say maila you nazray na pharayo tum mailay ho mailay tum nahloo na nahloo na saifgard say nahloo na

aik bache na apne dosre dost se kaha..yar ajj kal ki ameeyon ko bache palna nahin ata ,dosre ne poocha kion us na kaha ki jab hm jag rahe hote hain eoh kahte hain so jao,,or jab so rahe hote hain kahte hain uth jao,,,hahahahhehehehhohohoh

jis waqt khuda nay tum ko banaya hoga
ik sarooor sa us k dil pay chaya hoga pehlay socha hoga k tum ko jannat main rakhloon .....................................................................

lakin phir us ko ZOO KA khayal aaya hoga

mango ka ras ko jouice kahta ha
jo card nahi dalta oisa kanjos kahta
ha

aik dafa aik sikh aik dookaan main jata hai jis kay baray main ye mashoor hoota hai kay wahaaan say dunya ki haar cheez milltee hai.. wahaan ja ker wo aik tv deekhta hai usay wo bara pasand aata hai wo salesman say poochta hai ""ye tv kitnay ka hai?"" to salesman jawab daita hai ""hum sikhoon ki tv nahi bachtay"".. usay bohat ghussa aata hai.. wo ye sooch laita hai tay wo yahee tv lay ker hee rahay ga.. to aglay din wo bhais badal ker jata hai aur poochta hai ""ye tv kitnay ka hai?"" to phir salesman jawab daita hai ""hum sikhoon ko tv nahi bachtay"" wo bohat hairaan hoota hai kay usay doosray roop main bhee salesman nay pehchaan lia .. aglay din wo clean shave kerta hai aur baloon ki bhee cutting kerwa daita hai aur phir usee dukaan main ja ker poochta hai ""ye tv kitnay ka hai?"" too salesman phir yahee jawab daita hai ""hum sikhoon ko tv nahi bachtay""... ab to wo pakka faisla hee ker laita hai kay wo ye tv lay ker hee rahay ga.. to aglay din wo aik aurat kay roop main burka pehan ker jata hai aur poochta hai ""ye tv kitnay ka hai?"" to phir salesman usay yahee jawab daita hai ""kay hum sikhoon ko tv nahi bachtay"" wo tang aa jata hai aur poochta hai akhir tum mujhay har baree kaisay pehchan laitay hooo?? tooo salesman kehta hai jesay app 4 deoon say tv keh rahay hain wo tv nahi washing machine hai!

eik ghar mai eik bacha hota woh bhoot khush hotey jab khatnay karwane ka time ata tu mia biwi apas mai lar partey mia kheta k khatnay nayi(hair dresser) karey ga magar biwi bolti nahi doctor se karwani hai woh dono is masle ko le kar masjid k molwi sahab k pas hatey aur khetey k ye khe rahe hai k doctor se karwai ge aur mai khe rha ho k nayi se molvi sahab khetey khatney aap kisi se bhi karwaye magar KHAL MASJID KO HI JAYE GI .

IK DAFA DO CHEETIAN KHUB SHARAB PEE KUR GHOM RAHI HOTI HIN UNHAY SAMANY SAY IK HATHI AATA HUA NZ AATA HI TO WOH IK DRUKHT PER CHADH JATI HAIN JUB HATHI DRUKHT K NEECHAY SAY GUZRTA HAI TO IK CHEETI KA PAIR PHISAL JATA HAI OR WOH HATHI PER GIR JATI HAI TO DOOSRI CHEETI US SAY KAHTI HAI MUSUL DAY SAALAY KO

Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,
birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat
raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!

Papa : beta har gair ooraat ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character
thik ho jaaega.....
Beta : Lekin Papa phir Aap ke character ka kya hoga....???

If U like My Joke Then Call Me Or Sms Me On 0300-4684864 Or Mail Me At waiting4u7001@yahoo.com

Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahe aaya!
Majnu ne 3 Din tak khana nahe khaya,
Majnu marne wala tha Laila ke piyar mein!!
aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intzaar mein......!!!

Ek Larki ko dekha toh aisa laga,
Dusari ladki ko dekha toh waisa laga.
Dono se jab jute pare toh ek jaisa laga

tum ko bhool jao umer guzrnay kee baat hai tum ko na ho yakeen yeh aur baat hai... tab tak raho gay yaad gab tak rahay gee saans yeh saans toot gayee tu aur baat hai....

Dil Jis ko DiYa Woh Dehli ChaLi GayI,
PyaaR JisS sEy KiyA wOh ChiNa ChaLi Gayi.
Dil Ne kaHa aB kHuDkusHi kAR Le haTh swiTch meIn diYa to Batti Chali GaYi

Jan ko kitnay rog lagy hain,
Dil pey kia kia zakham sahey hain,
Laken tum ko batna,
Sub bey soood hai janaan,
Tum kia jano,
Pather kia hai,
Sesha kia hai,
Ansoo kia hai,
Pani kia hai,
Tum kia jano...
Tum kia jano
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Tjab sy dil ny tum ko chaha

Tum ko manga,tum ko pooja

Aik kami si,aik nami si

An k andar sehem rahi hai

Karwat letii behel rahi hai

Sochain paly tehel rahi hai

Yun hi nahi woh dehel rahi hai

Han!zindagi itni sehel nahi hai

Jab sy dil ny tum ko chaha

Tum ko manga, tum ko pooja





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Agar ap pagal ho ga to miss coll karo ga.
agar ap bawkoof ho ga to chup raho ga or agar ap dunia ka acha trean logon ma sa ho ga to call karo ga or massage karo ga.

to kuch karo ok
my no
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Koi sham ati hay aap ki yad lekar,
Koi sham jati hay apki yad dekar,
Hamay to us sham ka intizar hay,
Jo aye aap ko sath lekar.

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Asim, Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad

Tumko, tumhare pyar ko aftab kehte the,
ashiqee me hum bhi kitne betab rehte the,
haqeqat me to hum hi pagal the --jani--
aap to hamare liye sirf khwab jaise the.

Tum har taraf pyar se dekha na karo,
har taraf pyar ki ek kahani banegi--
nazar jo zuki to sayari nayi --jani-- banegi,
nazar jo uthi to gazal dil ki zubani banegi.

bas ek ehsaan humpe sanam kardo,
sirf ek nazaar dekhkar reham kardo,
phir aur kuch na mang sakege hum --jani--,
us ek nazaar me humko khatam kar do



if u like this then contact me
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meri behoshi ke aalam ko tum kia jano

meri santoshi ke aalam ko tum kia jano

jo bol utha to khul jayeen gye sab bheed

meri khamoshi ke aalam ko tum kia jano

dil khol ke bhi milta hon apnay dushman se

meri garamjoshi ke aalam ko tum kia jano

khud se bhi chupa li hai teri bewafai

meri perda poshi ke aalam ko tum kia jano

dil kia jan kia najam kabhi kuch manga to hota

meri serfroshi ke aalam ko tum kia jano


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Yaadon Ko Apne Dil Se Mita Kyon Nahin Dete,
Jo Jaa Chuka Hai Us Ko Bhula Kyon Nahin Dete.

Mujrim Hoon Main Tera Mujhe Itna To Bata,
Khamosh Khade Ho Kyon Saza Kyon Nahin Dete.

Use Jis Ke Zakham Hain Inaayat Teri,
Gar Hai Tumhare Paas To Dawa Kyon Nahin Dete.

Kayee Ghar Nahin Baste Hain Jin Ki Vajah Se,
Un Adhjali Rasmon Ko Jala Kyon Nahin Dete.

Us Ne Tumhari Khaatir Kya Kya Nahin Kiya,
Tum Us Ki Wafaaon Ka Sila Kyon Nahin Dete.

Tumhein Mujh Se Mohabbat Hai Jaanta Hoon Main,
Ye Baat Apne Lab Se Bata Kyon Nahin Dete.

Anmol Khazana Hain Muskurahatein Teri,
Thoda Sa Ise Mujh Pe Luta Kyon Nahin Dete.

Wo Aag Jo Dil Mein Lagaai Thi Kabhi Tum Ne,
Wo Aag Aaj Khud Hee Bujha Kyon Nahin Dete.

Ek Arsa Hua Chain Se Soye Huye ----Sweet Friend----
Mera Chain, Meri Neend Lauta Kyon Nahin Dete.


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Aik Baat Kahoon Agar Suntey Ho ?
Tum Mujh Ko Achey Lagtey Ho

Kuch Chanchal Se , Kuch Chup Chup Se
Kuch Pagal Pagal Lagtey Ho

Hain Chahney Waaley Aur Buhut
Par Tum Mein Hai Aik Baat Buhut....... ......
Tum Apney Apney Lagtey Ho

Aik Baat Kahoon Agar Suntey Ho ?
Tum Mujh Ko Achey Lagtey Ho

Yeh Baat Baat Pe Kho Jaana
Kuch Kehtey Kehtey Ruk Jaana

Yeh Kiss Uljhan Mein Rehtey Ho....?
Kiya Baat Hai Hum Se Keh Daalo

Aik Baat Kahoon Agar Suntey Ho ?
Tum Mujh Ko Achey Lagtey Ho.




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Kashti toofan se nikal sakti ha

Ek larki ek larke se shart lagati he ke tum mujhe kiss nahin kar sakte
larka:ok\tum eri baat suno.kaan lao
larki kaan age karti hai to larka
larki ko kiss kar leta hai

Yun toh bahut tha baatane ko, zamaane se chup ke chaha tha apne chahne wale ko, kya khabar thi yun tanha chod deega woh, acha hua ki mere dukh ki khabar bhi na mil paaye zamaane ko.



Aftab khan

Ye arzoo nahi k kisi ko satain hum
Na tammana ki k kisi ko rulain hum
Per dua hai us Rab se k jisko jitna yaad krte hain
Usko utna yaad ain hum...

Aik molvi ki girl friend molvi ko time dey ker nahe aa e.
Kafi intizar ke bad molvi chala jata hay.
Aur speaker ko on ker ke kahta ha....
Hazra....t change nae keeti

Maat roko iss behte dard ko,
Saza hai ye kisi ke intzar ki,

Keh lo inhe ashk ya diwangi,
Ye to nishani hai kisi ke pyaar ki.


Aftab khan

Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko
Mere sanam tumne dhadkana sikha diya

Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko
Gham ne bhi muskurana sikha diya.



Aftab khan

Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata

Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms kerna,
In kanjoson gharebon ka inbox bharna,
Mere ALLAH ab inhe bi aa jaye sharam,
Ye sms parhte hee in ka msg aa jaye