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Aansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya nah karo
Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataya na karo
Log muthi bhar namak liye ghooma karte hain
Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo.

Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aaasaaan
Nah Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Nah Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Nah Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Nah Bayaan.

Dil ke dard ko dil torne waala kya jaane
Pyaar ke rivajo ko ye zamaana kya jaane
Hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein...
Oopar se phool chadane waala kya jaane...

Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte
Hadd se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte
Jinki saanse chalti ho aapke SMS se
Unhe apne SMS k liye rulaya nahi karte.

Gay to his partner in the morning: Aap naraaz hain humse?
Partner: Nahin.
Gay: Tou phir raat ko meri taraf muh kar ke kyon soye thay?

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahir khade ho kar
auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne
ka samay 9am to 11am.

Nasha hum karte hain ilzam sharab ko diya jata hai
per isme kusoor sharab ka nahi unka hai
jinka chehra hamein har jaam mein nazar aata hai..

Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash Hai,
Har dil mein chupa ek ehsaas hai,
Aap se pyaar yu hi nahi kiya hum ne,
Kya kare hamari pasand hi kuch khaas hai.

Ishq Ne Insan Ko Kya Se Kya Bana Diya ,
Kisi ko Kavi Tou Kisiko Kangal Bana Diya,
Do Phulo Ka Bojh Na Uthane wali Mumtaz,
Ki Yaad Main Shahjahan Ne Taaj Mehal Bana Diya.