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dil hi dil main tumse pyaar kiya karte hain
khwabo main bhi tera deedar kiya karte hain
yu toh na mumkin hai tera har raah se guzarna
par na jaane kyu har raah par tera intezaar kiya karte hain

khudi ko kar buland itna kai har takdeer say pahlay,
khuda banday say khud poochay thallay tera abba layyaay gaa
plz lauf at this

ek dafa ek aadmi bus mein so raha tha uss se ek aadmi ne poocha time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha uss ne kaha 10:30 phir so gaya thodi der baad ek aur aadmi aaya aur poocha ke time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha 10:45 phir so gaya phir teesri dafa ek aur aadmi ne kaha time kiya ho raha hai uss ko ghussa aaya uss ne time bata diya aur apni buss ke baher board laga diya uss mein likha tha ""mere paas ghadi nahi hai"" thodi der baad aadmi aaya aur bola ""bhai sahab aap ke paas ghadi nahi to kita hua main time bata doon ga time ho raha hai 11:00 woh shakhs dobara ghusse mein aa gaya aur apni ghadi utar lee aur saath mein bus se board bhi utaar liya

ek dafa ek aadmi bus mein so raha tha uss se ek aadmi ne poocha time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha uss ne kaha 10:30 phir so gaya thodi der baad ek aur aadmi aaya aur poocha ke time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha 10:45 phir so gaya phir teesri dafa ek aur aadmi ne kaha time kiya ho raha hai uss ko ghussa aaya uss ne time bata diya aur apni buss ke baher board laga diya uss mein likha tha ""mere paas ghadi nahi hai"" thodi der baad aadmi aaya aur bola ""bhai sahab aap ke paas ghadi nahi to kita hua main time bata doon ga time ho raha hai 11:00 woh shakhs dobara ghusse mein aa gaya aur apni ghadi utar lee aur saath mein bus se board bhi utaar liya

ek dafa ek aadmi bus mein so raha tha uss se ek aadmi ne poocha time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha uss ne kaha 10:30 phir so gaya thodi der baad ek aur aadmi aaya aur poocha ke time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha 10:45 phir so gaya phir teesri dafa ek aur aadmi ne kaha time kiya ho raha hai uss ko ghussa aaya uss ne time bata diya aur apni buss ke baher board laga diya uss mein likha tha ""mere paas ghadi nahi hai"" thodi der baad aadmi aaya aur bola ""bhai sahab aap ke paas ghadi nahi to kita hua main time bata doon ga time ho raha hai 11:00 woh shakhs dobara ghusse mein aa gaya aur apni ghadi utar lee aur saath mein bus se board bhi utaar liya

Kiya phir se nahin ho sakta, Hum #Jaan maangain,
Aur TUM, Laga ke galay se kaho, Aur Kuch...?

Tark-e-Ta''alluq Jo Kiya Hai To Sambhalo Khud Ko..... !!!

Kiyun Merey Khawab Mien Har Roz Chalay Aatay Ho...???

Call an unknown phone number -and ask Bashir hai kya?
She will say "" No wrong number"".
Again call after five min ""Bashir hai kya ?""
She will be reasonably annoyed ""no this is wrong number"".
Again call ""Bashir aa gaya kya""?
She will say ""aap ka dimaagh kharaaab hai kya? kyon peechay padday ho?
Again call after five min "" Bashir ko phone dena.""
She will cry with all gaaleees.
You just drop the phone.
Call after another five min ""Main Bashir bol raha hun, Mera koi
phone to nahi aya na?

Abbu: beta is baar exam me marks 90% lana
Beta: 90% nahee 100% launga
Abbu: beta q mazaq kar rahay ho
Beta: shuru kis ne kiya tha