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Tujhe Chaha To Kiya Khata Ki Hum Ne, Eik Tery Liya Duniya Bhola Di Hum Ne, Tu Phir Bhi Rakhta Hai Shikayat Hum Se, Sajdon Main Tujhe Pane Ki Duaa Ki Hum Ne, Jab Se MiLa Tumhara Sath Humhen, Tab Se Har Tamana MiTa Di Hum Ne, Eik AaDaT Ho Gai Tumhen YaaD Krne Ki, Tery Liya To Apni Hasti TaK Ganwan Di Hum Ne...

Sir:Monkey Aur Donkey Main Kiya Farak Hy? Studnt:Agar Msg Prhny Wala Hans Pary Tu Monkey Agar Na Hansey Tu Donkey Aaj To Phas Gaye.

" Kafan Khool K Aj Deedar Krny Ka Kiya Faida...? " Aj Wo Aankein Band Hai,Jo Trasti Rahti thi Tery Deedar K Liye...!!

Dosto kiya aap mere messages se tang hotey hain?????
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To beshak hotay rahein
QK mujhe to apna package halaal karna hai :-)
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Arz Kiya Hai.
Kamal Tere Nakhre
Kamal Tera Style Hai
Wah Wah
Kamal Tere Nakhre
Kamal Tera Style Hai
Mooh Dhone Ki Tamiz Nahi
Aur Hath Mai Mobile Hai...?
hahaha ab bol wah wah...!
Plz mind zror krna wrna msg ka mza nhe aae ga.

Teacher: Galti honay pa maafi manganay
walon ko kiya kehtay hain??
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Student: Samjh dar
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Teacher: Aur galti na honay paa b maafi
manganay walay ko kiya kiya kehtay hain??
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Student: Boyfriend..:P:P

Ek Bar Jibrail (AS) Ne Arz Kiya
Ya Allah Mai Apki Ibadat Krna Chahta Hun
Allah Rab-ul-izzat Ne Frmaya
Krlo
Unho Nn 2 Rakat Namaz Kl Niyat Bandhi
Unho Ne Is Ehtmam K Sath Namaz Ada Ki K 40,000 Sal K Bad Salam phera
Allah Ne Frmaya K Tum Ne Boht Achi Namaz Parhi Lekin Ek UMMAT Aane wali Hy Jiski FAJAR Ki 2 Sunnaten Teri In 2 Rakaton Se Barh k hogi ALLAH HUAKBAR
Sirf RUB ki raza k lye is Pegham Ko itna Phelao K Hr Banda Namazi Ban Jaye
JAZAKALLAH

Lafzoon Me kiya likhoon "USS" "RABB"ki tareef Mein,
"JO" Na Mangoon to"Nawaaz" Deta HaiAur Maang Loon Tu"Be'hisaab" Deta hy."
ASSALAM.O.ALAIKUM

Kiya Aap ne kabi VCR ki tracking ki hai?
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Kabi TV k chanel gol button se ghuma k change kiye hain?
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kabi cassete ki reel ko pencil se ghuma k ander kiya hai?
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kabi dial waley set se phone kiya hai?
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Hasan Jahngir ka Hawa Hawa gaya hai?
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10 Rs. rent per geet mala dekha hai?
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Kabhi walkman laga k ghoomne gaye?
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7 ki pepsi, 1 ka paan, char aney ki chhalia or athanni ka naan khaya?
8pm pr Guest House drama dekha ha?
Ksi ki shadi me suzuki bhr k gaye hen?
Aur shadi mein orange plastic ki kursi pr bethy ho?
Agr ye sb sahi ha To
Man lo ustaad k aap buddhay hogaye ho :p :)