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MAIN soochta hoon PAKISTAN ka kia bane ga

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a
Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
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One day a florist goes to barber for a haircut. after the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:i am sorry. i cannot accept money from you. i am doing the community service. the florist is happy and leaves the shop. next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. but the barber replies: i am sorry. i cannot accept money from you. i am doing the community service. the cop is happy and leaves the shop. the next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door. a pakistani software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. but the barber replies: i am sorry. i cannot accept money from you. i am doing the community service. the pakistani software engineer is happy and leaves. the next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there... can you guess? tyr to guessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ?????? come on, think like a pakistani................. a dozen pakistanis waiting for a haircut...

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