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""""""aray wah aap ne to kamal kar diya""""""

jane kia act karte ho direct dil pe attack karte ho hum darling tum pe marte hain tum doosron ko select karti ho

sharam naina attay joke parta ha koi or kam nain ha band kar ullo kay charkhay

kia auraat ba-wafa hootee hai?
haan! isee liyay to mehboob ki khatir apnay mian ko zehr day daitey hai! ;)

aik gullukaar apnay paroosee say shikayat kerta hai kay main jaab bhee ghana gata hon app ka kutta bhoonkna shooro ker daita hai too parosee jawab daita hai ""is main kuttay ka kia kasoor hai pehal(start) too app hi kertay hai na! ""

hazaroon larkiyan asi k
har larki pay dam nikalay
jis larki pay dam nikalay
wo larki ghar say kam nikalay.

woh bhi kia din thay jab ham jin thay
woh bhi kia pari thi jo ham pe mari thi

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ek baap aur bayta bazar se ja rahay hotay hain. rastay per chaltay hoay baap gatar main gir gata hai.
kuch dayr baad bacha rota hoa ghar aata hai...maa poochtee hai k kia hoa?to bacha bolta hai k abba gatar main gir gaey...
maa batay ko puchkartay hoia khatee hai k is main ronay k kia baat hai??
bayta: wohi to main to hanss raha tha abaa nay thappr mar dia.

ek din 2 log ghar se nikle phir bas mai bathe phir bas se utre phir office gaye phir wahanse nikle phir bas mai bathe phir pata hai unhone kia kia?pata hia?
kia kia un logoooo?hello zada excited hone ki zarorat nahy hame kia wo kiuch bhi kar

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LIAQAT ALI KHAN shaheed ho gey

ALLAMA IQBAL bhi nahi rahey

meri bhi tabiat kuch kharab rehti hai

MAIN soochta hoon PAKISTAN ka kia bane ga

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One day a florist goes to barber for a haircut. after the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:i am sorry. i cannot accept money from you. i am doing the community service. the florist is happy and leaves the shop. next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. but the barber replies: i am sorry. i cannot accept money from you. i am doing the community service. the cop is happy and leaves the shop. the next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door. a pakistani software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. but the barber replies: i am sorry. i cannot accept money from you. i am doing the community service. the pakistani software engineer is happy and leaves. the next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there... can you guess? tyr to guessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ?????? come on, think like a pakistani................. a dozen pakistanis waiting for a haircut...

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