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NAMAZ kia hai?
N=Nekion mai izafa,
A=Akharat mai nijat,
M=MOHAMMAD(S.A.W)ki sunnat,
A=Allah ki raza,
Z=Zaria Qurbat-e-Illahi,

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Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....










Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....????

Woh bewafa hai tou kia howa,
mat kaho bura us ko,
jo howa so howa,
khush rakhy khuda us ko.

KoI hai jo dua karta hai, Apno mein mujhe bhi gina karta hei, bahut khushnasib samjhte hein khud ko hum, dour rah ke bhi koi yaad kia karta hai

aik dafa kisi sardar se kisy nae time pocha sadar bole aik minute thero btata huon gis hath mae ghadri thi us mae doodh ka glass tha gab time batane ghare dhghe us kae hath se doodh gher gia doseray din pher us admi ne sadar se time pucha us waqat sardar kae hath me lasse ka gallss tha time batate wo glass bhi gher gia tessray din ua admi ne sardar setime pucha sardar ne us admi ko kha tae ajj mae tumhare liyae ghre dosrey hath mea bhand k aya houn takee mujhe see doodh na gher jae leken time batate us nae dono htath uper kiea or pher us see doodh gher gia chothe din jab wo admi time puchne ayia to sardar ne us ko wo ghare hi dade or khaha kae is ghare se mujhe buhut nuksan hae

Mere Yar Ik Shadi Thee Us Mein pata hai Kia howa us mein mere Nazer ik bohot hee Khobsorat Lerki pher Paree. mein us ka Ashiq Hi Gia pher Us nay mujh ko lift nahe karay heheheheh

ek martaba ek larka bus mein safar kar raha hota hay to us ke samne wali seat per ek aurat bethi hotee hay us ke hath mein ek bacha hota hay conducter karaya laynay ata hay to woh jhat se apna bacha us larkay ke hiwalay kar dauytee hay aur seat ke neechay se ek bag nikaltee hay us ko kholtee hay phir us mein se ek chota bag nikaltee hay phir us baray bag ko band kartee hay aur us chotay bag ko kholtee hay phir us ko band kartee hay aur aur paisay nikaltee hay phir bara bag nikaltee hay aur us ko kholtee aur chota bag rakhtee hay itnay dair mein woh paisay laynay wala chala jata hay aur phir woh bara wala bag nikaltee hay aur us ko kholtee hay aur phir chota bag nikaltee hay aur bara wala bag band kartee hay phir woh chota wala bag kholtee hay aur paisay rakh kar doobara band kar daytee hay aur baray wala bag nikaltee hay aur us ko kholtee hay aur us mein chota wala bag rakhtee hay aur phir baray wala bag doobara band kar ke seat ke neechay rakhtee hay ke itnay dair mein woh phir se a jata hay aur kehta hay ke b.b.G karaya nikalo to woh wohee bag nikaltee hay aur us ke sar per day martee hay hahahaha kioon maza aya agar nahin aya to bhee mail karo agar aya to bhee ok

ek admy ek paghal admey sey phochta hey k ( yaar ager mey ye bomm tery sir per rakh doo tto phelly kia phatey ga ye boom ya tumhara sir ?( too paghall admey sir khujatey howey yaar phellyy sir pahtey ga or pher ketha hey yaar akchuley sir bhey phat sakta hey akher confuse ho ker paghall admey kheta hey yaar tum hey bataoo kia phate ga too phellaa admey khta hey k (( sub sey pheylyy tery phatey gey ) hahahahahhaahahahahhhaaaaa.......

Hawai Jahaz kay Captain nay mic per aylaan kartey huway kaha: ""Khawateen-o-Hazraat, main aap ka Captain Heera Laal Panna Laal bol raha hoon! Hum is waqt 33,000 feet ki bulandi per hain, mausam khushgavar hay aur har cheez maamool kay mutabiq theek kaam kar rahi hay. Ummeed hay aap ka safar khushgavar guzrey ga""... ... iskay baad logon nay captain ko kehtay sunna (choon-kay woh mic Off karna bhool gaya tha ) ""chalo jee! ab main Cofee peeyon ga or phir Air hostess say gaana sunoonga""... Yeh suNNtay hi aik Airhostess jahaz kay pichlay hissay say doori takey captain ko bata sakey kay woh mic band kerna bhool gaye hain! Abhi air hostess beech rastey main hi thi kay kissi cheez say paon takraya or woh dharaam say girri...

Baraber ki seat per baithey hue aadmi nay kaha ""BB, itni bhi kiya jaldi hai! abhi to woh Coffee peeyay ga.....