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Ek Bewda Daru shop ke malik ko
Raat ke 12 baje Phone Karke
Puchh raha hai.
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Bewda :-''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi.......? ­ ?
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Dukaandaar :- Subhah 9 baje.
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Bewda :- ''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi........ ­ .??
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Dukaandaar:- 9 baje.
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Fir se phone karke Bewda:- A bhai Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi....??:O
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Dukaandaar:- abe bewde Kitni
baar Batau 9 baje khulegi,Subah
9baje Aana Jaa ab Phone Mat
Karna.
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Bewda :- Are,.mai dukan ke andar se hi bol rha hu..

.*"Sukoon"*. Ho Apke .*"Dil-Mai"*. Es Tarha...!!

.*"Phulon"*. Mai Hoti Hai .*"Khushbo"*. Jis Tarha...!!

.*"Khuda"*. Apki .*"Zindagi"*. Mai De Etni .*"Khushiyan"*....!!

.*"Asman"*. Se Hoti Hai .*"Baarish"*. Jis Tarha...!!! ❤

~ Raesah

Dil to karta hai Zindagi kisi qaatil ke hawale kar doo
Judaai me ye roz roz ka marna mujhe acha nahi lagta

kaka subah sawairay utha karo is ke bohat faiday hain
dekho jo chirya subah sawairay uthti hain in ko kiray makoray khane ko mil jatay hain,

madam jee our jo kiray subah sawairay uthtay hain in ko jaldi uthnay ki saza bhi to milti hai.

doctor ke band clinic ke bahar lambi line lagi thee aik admi baar bar line tor kar agay ghusta to log usay wapas bhej dete, kafi try karne ke bad aadmi ne kaha lagay raho mene bhi clinic nahee kholna

#jokes

na hum rahay dil laganay ke qaabil
na dil raha gham uthanay ke qabil
teri yadon ne diye itnay zakham
chhora na muskranay ke qaabil

Bus yahi dore hai iss dore ke insanon ki
teri deewar se oonchi meri deewar banay