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Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,

Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,

Hum toh chahte hain bas itna,

Hamari zindagi apke kaam aa jaye.

Kab kaun kisi ka hota hai
Sub jhootey rishtey naate hain

Sub dil rakhney ki batein hain
Sub asal roop chhupate hain

Ikhlaq se khali log yahan
Lafzon ke teer chalate hain

aik baar nigahon mein aakar
Phir saari umar rulate hain

Wo jis NE diye hain ashk humein
AB us ko bhool hi jaate hain

Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!

Hum na hote tou aapko gazal kaun kehta,
Apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye tou karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka
Warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.

Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab,
Hamari zindagi apke kaam aa jaye.

Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab,
Hamari zindagi apke kaam aa jaye...

Bhola at the ""Kaun Banega Karodpati"" show!!!

Bhola goes to -Kaun Banega Karodpati- show.
Amitabh Bachchan asks him, ""Bholaji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?""

Bhola : "" Pitaaji ke saath"".
Amitabh : ""Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?""
Bhola : ""Hmm.... yes.""
Amitabh : ""Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?""
Bhola : ""Hmm... OK.""
Amitabh : ""Array Bholaji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon""
Bhola : ""Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !""

Since Amitabh Bachchan--s contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati has expired, here are a few new auditions for the show.

Nana Patekar : Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana dalega. Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.

Shatrughan Sinha : Khamosh ! Bihari babu ke saamne zaban chalata hai. Tera cheque phaad ke phek doonga.

Dharmendra : Galat jawab ! Kutte Kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga.

Amrish Puri : Sahi jawab ! Mogambo khush hua!

Amjad Khan : Kitne options the ? Chaar! Soover ke bachchon! Chaar chaar options! Bahut na-insaafi hai! Dhish-keoin Dhish-keoin! 50-50 kar ke do galat jawab main uda diye. Ab bol, tera kaya hoga kaaliya?

Sanjay Dutt : Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikne - tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar-eech phod dalega.

Raj Kumar : Jaani, huuum, hhhuuuum hote to apne dost ko phone kar ke sawaal pooch lete.

Jagdeep : Bole to Soorma Bhopali - meri jeb ho gayi khaali. Mere pass to koi cheque nahin hain. Arre mujhko jaane do.

Mithun Chakraborty : Eeyaeech ! Tu audience poll karega? Aye, yahan ke public ke paas time nahin hai. Kya nahin hai? Time nahin hai.

Kesto Mukherji : Hee-heek. Hee-yaik. Apne ko sab kuch do-do dikh rahela hai. Hee-heek. Yeh aath options kidhar se aa gaye ? Hee-yok. Apne ko bahut chad gayeli hai.

Jeetendra : Lekin kyoon? ( groan ) Aap aisa kyoon kar rahe hai? (whine) Aap kabhi bhi game chod kar jaa sakte hai.

Ashok Kumar : To abhi aapne yeh dekha ( wheeze ), ki yahan se Delhi ke Ramesh Kumar ( gasp ), yahan se Rs. 20,000 leke chale gaye. ( groan ). Kal aur dus logon ko leke phir milenge Hum Log ( croak ).

Since Amitabh Bachchan----s contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati has expired, here are a few new auditions for the show.

NANA PATEKAR: Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana dalega. Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.

SHATRUGHAN SINHA: Khamosh! Bihari babu ke saamne zaban chalata hai. Tera cheque phaad ke phek doonga.

DHARMENDRA: Galat jawab! Kutte Kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga.

AMRISH PURI: Sahi jawab! Mogambo khush hua!

SANJAY DUTT: Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikne tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar eech phod dalega.

MITHUN CHAKRAWORTY: Eeyaeech! Tu audience poll karega? Aye, yahan ke public ke paas time nahin hai. Kya nahin hai? Time nahin hai.

JEETENDRA: Lekin kyoon? (groan) Aap aisa kyoon kar rahe hai? (whine) Aap kabhi bhi game chod kar jaa sakte hai.

Aik aadmi ko uss k mohalla k log borey namo se bohat tang karte thay. aik din wo apney dost k sath kahin ja raha tha k aik larkey ne awaz lagai O Pagal.
Admi (dost se) : yeh tumhain pagal keh raha hai
Dost; Nahi yeh tumhain pagal keh raha hai
Admi : yeh pagal tumhain he keh raha hai kyoun ke yeh mujhe Choowara kehta hai


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