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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Ijunoon
Aesi Zindigi Ka Karna Bhi Kya Hai..
Teacher: Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,
cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey: Nahi piyenge
Teacher: Girls ka peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: Nahi karenge
Teacher: Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher: Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey: Kardenge, Aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..
cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey: Nahi piyenge
Teacher: Girls ka peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: Nahi karenge
Teacher: Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher: Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey: Kardenge, Aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..
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Dec 03, 2017 at 17:12
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Ijunoon
Kisi Vakeel S Pyar Mat Karna Vo Kahega
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega
""I OBJECTION"" Kisi DOCTOR Se pyar mat karna vo kahega ""NEXT""
Pyar karna tou TEACHER Se kahega ""DO IT 5 Times"".
""I OBJECTION"" Kisi DOCTOR Se pyar mat karna vo kahega ""NEXT""
Pyar karna tou TEACHER Se kahega ""DO IT 5 Times"".
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Dec 01, 2017 at 12:12
Category: miscellaneous
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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Ijunoon
Kisi Vakeel S Pyar Mat Karna Vo Kahega
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega
""I OBJECTION"" Kisi DOCTOR Se pyar mat karna vo kahega ""NEXT""
Pyar karna tou TEACHER Se kahega ""DO IT 5 Times"".
""I OBJECTION"" Kisi DOCTOR Se pyar mat karna vo kahega ""NEXT""
Pyar karna tou TEACHER Se kahega ""DO IT 5 Times"".
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Dec 01, 2017 at 05:12
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Sad
Mohabbat Mein Koi Farmaish Na Karna
Mohabbat mein koi farmaish na karna
Meri ghurbat ki phir numaish na karna
Jaan to muskura kar doon ga agarcha ho
Wafa ke naam par hijar Azmaish na karna
Khawbon ki tabeer badal jaati hai
Kabhi khowaboon ki khawish na karna
Ankhon mein paani dekh kar jal na jaye
Dekhna samundar ke kareeb rehaish na karna
Tu nahin paas magar dil mein mere shakir
In faslon ki kabhi pemaiesh mat karna...!
Meri ghurbat ki phir numaish na karna
Jaan to muskura kar doon ga agarcha ho
Wafa ke naam par hijar Azmaish na karna
Khawbon ki tabeer badal jaati hai
Kabhi khowaboon ki khawish na karna
Ankhon mein paani dekh kar jal na jaye
Dekhna samundar ke kareeb rehaish na karna
Tu nahin paas magar dil mein mere shakir
In faslon ki kabhi pemaiesh mat karna...!
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Nov 20, 2017 at 03:11
Category: sad
Poetry / Love
Koi Ghazal Suna Kar Kya Karna
Koi Ghazal Suna Kar Kya Karna
Yoon baat barha Kar Kya Karna
Tum Mere Thay Tum Mere ho
Duniya Ko bata Kar Kya Kerna
Tum Ehad Nibhao Chaahat Say
Koi Rasm Nibha Kar Kya Karna
Tum Khafa bhi Achay Lagtay ho
Phir Tum Ko Mana Kar Kya Karna
Tere Dar Pe Aa K bethay hain
Ab Ghar bhi Ja Ker Kya Karna
Din Yaad Se Acha Guzray Ga
Phir Tum Ko bhula Ker Kya Karna?
Yoon baat barha Kar Kya Karna
Tum Mere Thay Tum Mere ho
Duniya Ko bata Kar Kya Kerna
Tum Ehad Nibhao Chaahat Say
Koi Rasm Nibha Kar Kya Karna
Tum Khafa bhi Achay Lagtay ho
Phir Tum Ko Mana Kar Kya Karna
Tere Dar Pe Aa K bethay hain
Ab Ghar bhi Ja Ker Kya Karna
Din Yaad Se Acha Guzray Ga
Phir Tum Ko bhula Ker Kya Karna?
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Jun 07, 2017 at 16:06
Category: love
Poetry / Love
Muzammil Shahzad
Mohabbatein Jab Yaad Karna To Sazishain Bhi Yaad Karna
Mohabbatein Jab Yaad Karna To Sazishain Bhi Yaad Karna
Jo Mere Hisse Me Aaye Hai Wo Azeytain Bhi Yaad Karna
bichaye Rakhun gi Main Subah Tak TuMhare Rasto Me Apni Aankhein
Magar Kahin Sabar Toot Jaye To Baarishein Bhi Yaad Karna
Jo Sardiyon ka Udaas MausaM Me Dhadkanein Barf Hogayi Hai
Jab Ye Ho Jaye Banjar To Bin MausaM Inka Barasna Bhi Yaad Karna
TuM Apni Majbooriyon Ke Kisse Zaroor Likhna Wazahatoon Se
Jo Meri Aankhon Mein Jal Bujhi Hia Wo Khwahishein Bhi Yaad Karna...
Jo Mere Hisse Me Aaye Hai Wo Azeytain Bhi Yaad Karna
bichaye Rakhun gi Main Subah Tak TuMhare Rasto Me Apni Aankhein
Magar Kahin Sabar Toot Jaye To Baarishein Bhi Yaad Karna
Jo Sardiyon ka Udaas MausaM Me Dhadkanein Barf Hogayi Hai
Jab Ye Ho Jaye Banjar To Bin MausaM Inka Barasna Bhi Yaad Karna
TuM Apni Majbooriyon Ke Kisse Zaroor Likhna Wazahatoon Se
Jo Meri Aankhon Mein Jal Bujhi Hia Wo Khwahishein Bhi Yaad Karna...
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May 31, 2017 at 00:05
Category: love
Poetry / Love
Muzammil Shahzad
Kuch Es Tarha Se Usse Pyaar Karna Parta Hai
Kuch es Tarha Se Usse Pyaar Karna Parta Hai
K Apne Pyaar Se Inkaar Karna Parta hai
Kabhi Kabhi To Wo Itna Qareeb Hota Hai
Ke Apne Aap ko Dewaar Karna Parta Hai
KHUDA Ne Us ko Ataa Ki Hai Masehai
K Khud Ko Jaan K Beemar Karna Parta Hai
Wafa Ki Raah Mein Dushwariyan To Aati Hain
Wafa Ki Raah Ko Humwar Karna Parta Hai
Wo Haath Rakh K Mere DIL Per Jab Bhi Poochta Hai
To Mujh ko Dard Se Inkaar Karna Parta Hai
K Apne Pyaar Se Inkaar Karna Parta hai
Kabhi Kabhi To Wo Itna Qareeb Hota Hai
Ke Apne Aap ko Dewaar Karna Parta Hai
KHUDA Ne Us ko Ataa Ki Hai Masehai
K Khud Ko Jaan K Beemar Karna Parta Hai
Wafa Ki Raah Mein Dushwariyan To Aati Hain
Wafa Ki Raah Ko Humwar Karna Parta Hai
Wo Haath Rakh K Mere DIL Per Jab Bhi Poochta Hai
To Mujh ko Dard Se Inkaar Karna Parta Hai
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Apr 25, 2017 at 12:04
Category: love
Articles / Health
Ijunoon
Dronez Ko Dimagh Se Controol Karna Mumkin
دماغی سائنس میں انقلاب، ڈرونز اب دماغ سے کنٹرول کیے جاسکے گے۔ نیورو سائنس کی مدد سے فوجی جوانوں، پائلٹوں اور دیگر افراد کی تر بیت ممکن ہوگی۔ فوجی اپنے دماغ سے اپنے ہتھیاروں کو کنٹرول کریں گے۔ اس اہم پ...
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Jan 08, 2017 at 16:01
Category: health
Poetry / Sad
Ujri Hoi Bastiyun Ka Ghum Kia Karna
ujri hoi bastiyun ka ghum kia karna
khoon hoti dastanoon ka ghum kia karna
kabhi khilte thay gulistaan may laal o gul
ab khaak urti hawaon ka ghum kia karna
tum tu khafa ho gaye anjaani si khatta pe
ab guzray hoe lamhon ka ghum kia karna
tumhari muskarahat ka talism aaj bhi hai qaim
apni pur num palkoon ka ghum kia karna
tofaan may ghir kar door se pukara unko
nameharbaan thi hawa ansuni sadaoon ka ghum kia karna
tum thay chahaon ki manind kadi dhoop may
baad firaq ab jaltay paoon ka ghum kia karna
dartay thay kahan jayen ge us ke qadmon se uth kar Qais
ab shikayat kaisi ab sehraon ka ghum kia karna
khoon hoti dastanoon ka ghum kia karna
kabhi khilte thay gulistaan may laal o gul
ab khaak urti hawaon ka ghum kia karna
tum tu khafa ho gaye anjaani si khatta pe
ab guzray hoe lamhon ka ghum kia karna
tumhari muskarahat ka talism aaj bhi hai qaim
apni pur num palkoon ka ghum kia karna
tofaan may ghir kar door se pukara unko
nameharbaan thi hawa ansuni sadaoon ka ghum kia karna
tum thay chahaon ki manind kadi dhoop may
baad firaq ab jaltay paoon ka ghum kia karna
dartay thay kahan jayen ge us ke qadmon se uth kar Qais
ab shikayat kaisi ab sehraon ka ghum kia karna
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Dec 18, 2016 at 00:12
Category: sad
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