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Banta: Truck dekh kar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Bus chali jhatka laga ek sardar ek larki per gira Larki boli: badtameez kya kar rahay ho.... Sardar bola: Punjab University se Bcom kar raha hoon

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho....

woh keh kar chale itni mulaqat boht ha, main na kaha ruk jao abhi raat boht ha, ansooo mere tham jaen to shoq se jana,aisay main kahan jao ge barsaat boht ha

Kitna bhi chaho nah bhol pao ge Hamain, Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, Mita sakte ho tou mita do yadain meri, Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain

Ik Sardar jee ne apni baitee dee shadi keete.Munda England toon gea see,te kurhi thos punjabi see.Munde da treeka kurhi noon psand na aea.Doosre din Sardar jee ne apni baitee noon puchea ke kaki kiddan ? kurhi kaindee a bapoo uddan e aa.Munda painrh da yar eh aa te eddan ...dian harktan karda eh aa.Sardar jee kainde ne uddee painrh da takka salle noon teak kar daun.Munde noon mill ke kainde ne.Oh e gall sun a kaka je sahee treekeh nall rakhne a te rakh nain te aapan kar yeh laun. :)

aik dafa sardar jee rail gari main saffer kar rahay thae kuch dair badd un ko bath room janna para ,kafi dair badd niklay tu lugoun nay pucha kay kia baat hai buhat dair laga dee tu sardar jee nay kaha kay yar kee dasan meer ghari kamod chay deg pai tu logoun nay kaha kay sardar jee (ZANJEER) khanchni thee na tu sardar jee nay kaha kay main toanoo koi pagal lagdan , main (5) panj vary (ZANJEER)khchi tay panj vari pani niklia

ake dafa ake aadmi traine main safar main safar kar raha hota hai wo ake birth par leta hota hai itni dare main ake aadma wahan aata hai aur uss se kehta hai yar bahi mujhey thoori jagha de du maine bethna hai wo aadmi gushey main aa kar kehta hai tumhey pata nahi main kun hoon wo aadmi dar jaata hai aur jo thoori see jagha hoti hai udher tang ho kar beth jaata hai uss ke baad ake aur aadmi aata hai aur uss se wohi kehta hai jo pehle waale aadmi ne kaha tha wo aadmi phir gushey main aa jaata hai aur kehta hai tumhey pata nahi main kun hoon wo aadmi bhi dar jaata hai uss ke liye thoori see bhi jagha nahi hoti issliye wo khara ho jaata hai uss ke baad ake pehalwaan aata hai aur uss se kehta hai yar zara jagha dana wo aadmi kehta hai tumhe pata nahi main kun hoon usey iss ka baat karney ka andaas pasand nahi aata wo uss se kehta hai han bata kun hai tu pehla aadmi yar main beemaar hoon.hahahahahahahahaha

ek bohat barra monster ek ship me saffar kar raha hotta ha,,,aur jitne b ship me log hotta ha unhe kehta ha ke...app me se koi b aghar bahir pani mein apni koi b chothi se chothi chiz phenke ga,,mein usse 2 min me pani se dhoondh kar woh chiz app ko wapis de donga...
acha to ek musafir...apne sir ka baal pani me phemkta ha aur kehta ha ke jao isse 2 min me talash kar ke merre samne pesh karro..woh monster pani me kood jatta hai aur woh baal usse ke hath me de detta hai....phir ek aur musafir apni ring pani me phenkta hai aur kehta hai ke jao isse talaash kar ke lao,,monster 2 min tak us ki ring usse talaash kar ke usse la detta hai...phir ek 3 musafir soch mein parh jatta ha ke yaar mein aissi kaun si chiz pani me phenko..achanak usse khayaal atta hai..ke kyoon na m ein pani mein ek zorr daar BAD/hawa marro....usse woh kaisse dhoondh ke laega......hahahahaha