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Agar khush hai woh dekh kar ansu meri ankhon mein,
tou khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chod denge.
Tadapte rahenge usay dekhnay ko
magar uski taraf palke uthana hi chod denge.
Wo manzil hi kya meri jo dukh de us ko,
khuda ki kasam us manzil peh hum jana hi chod denge!

Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di...
so tuhade ghar da address dita hai.
Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.

Teri awaaz ne mujpar yeh asar kar diya....
Mohabbat meri tapdapti thi isi soch mein....
Kabhi na suna tha iss beghane ko.....
Phir bhi ek kashish si ranj paida karti thi....

IN ANKHO KO DEKH KAR CHAAND BHI SHARMA JAYE....
Ae JAANAM HUMARI GUJARISH ZARA SUN LO....
APNI PALKEN JHUKAYE HI RAKHNA.......
KAHIN HUMSE KOI KHATAa NA HO JAYE....

Teri dosti ke naam apni zindagi kar di
teri hansi ke nam apni har khushi kar di
tere aane se jeene ki vajah mil gayi hamein ae dost
dua maangi rab se toh rab ne meri umar lambi kardi

Saaton aasmano ki seir hum kar aaye
Har ek taare se dosti kar aaye
Ek taara khaas tha jisse hum saath le aaye
Varna aap hi sochiye
Aap iss zameen peh kaise aaye

Phool ban kar muskurana zindagi hai,
Muskurakar gam bhulana bhi zindagi hai.
Jeet kar khush hue tou kya,
Haar kar bhi muskurana zindagi hai.

Sapne saare tod kar beithe hain
dil ka armaan chod kar beithe hain
na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein
abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar beithe hain...

Mohabbat kar ke dekhi tou,

Mohabbat ko pehchana hai

Wafa bus naam ki hai,

Bey wafaai ka fasana hai..

Kisi ki aankh se sapne chura kar kuch nahi milta
Mandiron se chiragon ko bujha kar kuch nahi milta

Koi aik adh sapna ho tou phir accha b lagta hai
Hazaron khwab ankhon mei saja kar kuch nahi milta

Yeh accha hai ke aapas ke bharam na tootne payein
Kabhi bhi doston ko azma kar kuch nahi milta

Amal ki sookhti rug mei zara sa khoon shamil kar
Mere humdam faqt batein bana kar kuch nahi milta

Mujhe aksar sitaron se yeh awaz aati hai
Kisike hijar mei neendein ganwa kar kuch nahi milta

Jiggr ho jayega chalni yeh ankhein khoon royengi
Ae dil Bey faiz logon se nibah kar kuch nahi milta

Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya
us ki hansi ne tou aaj mujhe rula diya

lehje se uth raha tha har ik dard ka dhuaan
chehra bata raha tha k kuch ganwa diya

aawaz mein thayrao tha aankhoon mein nami thi
or keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya

jane kya us ko logon sey thein shikayatein
tanhaiyon ke daish mein khud ko basa diya

khud bhi woh hum sey bichar kar adhura sa ho gaya
mujh ko bhi itne logon mein tanha bana diya

Tu Ne Jo Chonk Kar Her Jagah Nigah Ki Hogi
Mere Hi Dard-e-Mohabbat Ne Sadaa Di Hogi

Ye Jo Moti Baraste Hain, Teri Yaad Mein Aksser
Badloon Ne Meri Aankhon Ko Dua Di Hogi

Jhilmillati Hooye Ek Baat Jo Sochi Mene
Yaser Ne Jaake Ussay Zaroor Bata Di Hogi

Zikir Aaya Jo Kabhi Mera Uss Ki Mehfil Mein
Khefiyet Mittane Ko Uss Ne Baat Ghhuma Di Hogi

Wo Rah Se Guzrey Bhi Plutt Ker Bhi Na Dekhe
Aakhiri Ummed Mareez-e-Ishq ki Bujha Di Hogi

Dill Saada Tu Barra Khush Fehum Hey Lekin Yaser
Uss Ne Soorat Bhi Teri Kab Ki Bhulla Di Hogi

Naam Koi Bhi Na Le Meri ZINDAGI ka Yahaan
Shehar Mein Uss ne, Yeh MaNaDi karwa Di Hogi

Manoos Kar Chkuey Hein Ye Diwar-o-Dur Mujhey
Zindaan Ke Baad Raas Na Ayega Ghar Muhjey

Umeed-e-Zindagi Nahee Ae Charah Gar Mujhey
Shaam Hogayee Tou Phir Na Hogi Sehar Mujhey

Mein Ek Mataa-e-Eshq Houn, Khhoya Agar Mujhey
Shayed Na Pa Sakoge Kaheen Umar Bhar Mujhey

Kiya Jeetay Ji Umeed-e-Rahayee Se Wasta
Dhoka Na Dein Qafas Mein Merey Baal-o-Par Mujhey

Dou Jan-ba-Lab Mareez Hein, Ek Marg-e-Muntazir
Mein Uss Ko Dekhhta Houn Charagh-e-Sehar Mujhey

Tang Aake Chordta Houn Dunya Ko Aap He
Duyna Ghareeb Chord Ke Jaati Kidhar Mujhey

Aayena Ban Raha Houn Kisi Ke Jamal Ka
Kuch Sochtey Hein Dekh Ke Ahl-e-Nazar Mujhey

Madoom Ho Chuka Ye Ehsaas-e-Zindagi
Chahein Tou Zehar De Dein Merey Charah Gar Mujhey

Jeeney Ki Hey Salaah, Ke Marnay Ki Eshq Mein
Dil Se Ye Poochna Hey Kahein Baythh Kar Mujhey.

Itney qareeb say guzar kar gaya hai
Andaaz bayrukhi kay num kar gaya hai
Mayat pe meri kharay ho kar anjaan bangaya hai
Kehta hai logon say yeh kon mar gaya hai
Aana meri kabar par aur parhna phir Fatiha
Aur phir muskara kar keh dena acha howa mar gaya hai.

Kabhi dil mein muskura kar dekhiye,

hamari gazal gunguna kar dekhiye.

Hum bhool jayenge aapko ek shart par,

pehle aap hume bhula kar dekhiye.

Wo muskura rahe hai hume tanha chod kar,
Kiye huye saare waado ko tod kar.
Unke siva kahin dil lagta bhi nahi,
Ab kya karenge hum apne toote huye dil ko jod kar.

Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de,
Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,
Akela tu pehel kar,
Kaafila khud bann jayega,
Maysoos hokar na umeedon ka daman chhod,
Varna khuda naraz ho jayega,
Thokron se na tu ghabra,
Har padaav par apne aap ko aur mazboot payega,
Nakamyabi ki dhund se na ghabrana,
Kaamyabi ka suraj teri takdeer roshan kar jayega.

Kuch kar kay dikha diya, k kaam bohut hain,
Is jahan main jeetnay walay muqaam bohut hain,
Mukammal shakhs wahi jo duniya ko badal dalay,
Roz mar mitney walay naam bohut hain.

Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.

Tod kar dil ae mere dilnashi,

Tu khud muskurane ki koshish na kar.

Yaad chahe kar na kar mujhko gam nahi,

Par bhool jaane ki tou koshish na kar.

Aap ko dekh kar dekhta reh gaya..
Kya kahoon or kehne ko kya reh gaya..
Aap ko dekh kar dekhta reh gaya..
Unki aankhon se kaise chhalakne laga..
Mere hoton pe yoon majra rah gaya..
Aap ko dekh kar dekhta reh gaya..
Aise bichhde sabhi raat ke mod par..
Aise bichhde sabhi raat ke mod par..
Aakhri hum safar rasta rah gaya....
Aap ko dekh kar dekhta reh gaya.....
Soch kar aao hue tamanna yahi..
janeman jo yanha rah gaya, rah gaya..
Aap ko dekh kar dekhta reh gaya

Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.

Mohabbat kar lete hain
Nibhaana bhool jaate hain
Laga kar aag seene mein
Bujhaaana bhool jaate hain

Sab se chhupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya...,
Uski hansi ne tou aaj mujhe rula diya...;
Lehje se uth raha tha har ikk dard ka dhuaan...,
Chehra bata raha tha ke kuchh ganwaa diya..!!!

Yaad rakh kar tum ne mire dosti ko
Meri zindagi pe 1 ehsaan kar diya
Is mobile min ye last rupya tha
Ham ne wo bhi tery naam kar diya

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,


Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,


Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,


Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

Banta: Truck dekh kar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Bus chali jhatka laga ek sardar ek larki per gira Larki boli: badtameez kya kar rahay ho.... Sardar bola: Punjab University se Bcom kar raha hoon

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho....

woh keh kar chale itni mulaqat boht ha, main na kaha ruk jao abhi raat boht ha, ansooo mere tham jaen to shoq se jana,aisay main kahan jao ge barsaat boht ha

Kitna bhi chaho nah bhol pao ge Hamain, Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, Mita sakte ho tou mita do yadain meri, Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain

Ik Sardar jee ne apni baitee dee shadi keete.Munda England toon gea see,te kurhi thos punjabi see.Munde da treeka kurhi noon psand na aea.Doosre din Sardar jee ne apni baitee noon puchea ke kaki kiddan ? kurhi kaindee a bapoo uddan e aa.Munda painrh da yar eh aa te eddan ...dian harktan karda eh aa.Sardar jee kainde ne uddee painrh da takka salle noon teak kar daun.Munde noon mill ke kainde ne.Oh e gall sun a kaka je sahee treekeh nall rakhne a te rakh nain te aapan kar yeh laun. :)

aik dafa sardar jee rail gari main saffer kar rahay thae kuch dair badd un ko bath room janna para ,kafi dair badd niklay tu lugoun nay pucha kay kia baat hai buhat dair laga dee tu sardar jee nay kaha kay yar kee dasan meer ghari kamod chay deg pai tu logoun nay kaha kay sardar jee (ZANJEER) khanchni thee na tu sardar jee nay kaha kay main toanoo koi pagal lagdan , main (5) panj vary (ZANJEER)khchi tay panj vari pani niklia

ake dafa ake aadmi traine main safar main safar kar raha hota hai wo ake birth par leta hota hai itni dare main ake aadma wahan aata hai aur uss se kehta hai yar bahi mujhey thoori jagha de du maine bethna hai wo aadmi gushey main aa kar kehta hai tumhey pata nahi main kun hoon wo aadmi dar jaata hai aur jo thoori see jagha hoti hai udher tang ho kar beth jaata hai uss ke baad ake aur aadmi aata hai aur uss se wohi kehta hai jo pehle waale aadmi ne kaha tha wo aadmi phir gushey main aa jaata hai aur kehta hai tumhey pata nahi main kun hoon wo aadmi bhi dar jaata hai uss ke liye thoori see bhi jagha nahi hoti issliye wo khara ho jaata hai uss ke baad ake pehalwaan aata hai aur uss se kehta hai yar zara jagha dana wo aadmi kehta hai tumhe pata nahi main kun hoon usey iss ka baat karney ka andaas pasand nahi aata wo uss se kehta hai han bata kun hai tu pehla aadmi yar main beemaar hoon.hahahahahahahahaha

ek bohat barra monster ek ship me saffar kar raha hotta ha,,,aur jitne b ship me log hotta ha unhe kehta ha ke...app me se koi b aghar bahir pani mein apni koi b chothi se chothi chiz phenke ga,,mein usse 2 min me pani se dhoondh kar woh chiz app ko wapis de donga...
acha to ek musafir...apne sir ka baal pani me phemkta ha aur kehta ha ke jao isse 2 min me talash kar ke merre samne pesh karro..woh monster pani me kood jatta hai aur woh baal usse ke hath me de detta hai....phir ek aur musafir apni ring pani me phenkta hai aur kehta hai ke jao isse talaash kar ke lao,,monster 2 min tak us ki ring usse talaash kar ke usse la detta hai...phir ek 3 musafir soch mein parh jatta ha ke yaar mein aissi kaun si chiz pani me phenko..achanak usse khayaal atta hai..ke kyoon na m ein pani mein ek zorr daar BAD/hawa marro....usse woh kaisse dhoondh ke laega......hahahahaha

AIK ADME CALL GIRL SAY SHADI KAR LETA HAI SUHAG RAAT KO ADHE RAAT KAY WAKAT POLICE KEE JEEP GUZARTE HAI SIREN BAJATE HOI TO LARKEE CHEEKH OTHTE HAI KAY BHAGHOO CHAPA PAR GIYA HEHEHEH...

ek dafa ek admi toilet mein jata hay wahan jata hay to samnay pata kia likh huwa hota hay wahan likha huwa hota hay
""""""aray wah aap ne to kamal kar diya""""""

AIK PATAN BAS MAY SAFAR KAR RAHA TA IS KAY SAR PIR KIL LAG RAHI THI CONDAKTAR NAY BOLA TUM DOSRI SEAT PAR BAT GAO TO PATAN BOLA BAS MAY JAGA KAHA HAY BAS TO PURI KAHLI HAY

aik dafa aik bachaa apna sur bulb per ragarh raha hota hai us ki mother us ko dakh kar kahti hai yai kia kar rahay hoo? wo jawab deta hai kay apna dimaag(brain)rooshon kar raha hoon

aik bewaquof ke haath mein thela dekh kar dosra bewaquof pochta hai ke is thele mein kia hai pehla bewaquof kehta hai ke agar tum ne bata dia ke is thele mein kya hai to mein is mein se half ande (eggs) tumhe dedon ga aur agar tum ne bata dya ke yeh kitne hain to mein pore 12 ke 12 eggs dedon ga

Ek Bache ne Sikka (Swallow) Nigal Liya. Uss Kee Maan Badee pareshaan hoye. Kaafi Koshishoon ke baad bhi Sikka Baahir Naahin Nikla. Pass He se Ek Aadmi Guzar raha tha. Uss Ne bache ke Maan se poocha Kiya baat hai. Maan Ne Batayaa ke bache ne sikka nigal Liya hai. Us Aadmi ne bache ko Ulta kar diya Or sikka nikal diya . Bache Kee Maan Ne shukriye Ke Saath Uss se poocha ke aap doctor lagte hain ? Gee Naahin Aap ko Ghalt fahmi hoi hai Main Income Tax Officer hoon Us Aadmi na jawaab diya. hahahahahahahahahhah

eak shakhas ki biwi bohot moti thi uss ne appni biwi se poocha begum kia tum chaho gi k main sisak sisak kar maroon
begum:Allah na kare app ko kuch ho
sahib:nahi,marna to sab ko hai ik din
begum:agar marna sab ko hai to main ye har giz na chahoon gi k app sisak sisak kar maro
sahib:acha!to phir aisa karo ke doosra paoon bhi mere upar rakh do

ikk admee jo road par khara tha fakeer os
kay pass aya or sawal kiya Allah kay nam par
daydo baba.os admi nay kha tama tar khao
fakeer nay phir sawal kiya Allah kay nam daydo baba admi nay phior kha tama tar khao
fakeer nay os admi kay sath karay sakas say
kha may is say beekh mang raha hoon or ya
mojay kha raha hay tamatar khao.dosaray saks nay kha kay ya kha raha hay kama kar khao.

ek dafa ek molvi sahib the onke 19 bache the har bache ka namm kuch aese the sami ullah hamid ullah etc. jab onki biwi ko 20bachah hone laga to onho ne kise se mashwara manga mei hone wale bache ka namm kiya rakho ek akalmand ne jawab diya bas kar ALLAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Yaad hai tum ko hamari Pahli mulaqat


Tum Ander Aai,.


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Tum Nein Hath Barhaya,,


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AJ tumhay akeILeh main
LEH ja kar
Apnay lips say Eik
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Kisa sunaoun TOM & JERRY ka ,,,,,, HAAAAA

Laut kar ana bhi bhool jao, itne duur mat jana
Chah kar bhi na palat pao, itne duur mat jana

Ye fasley har rabta bhi phir torr dain
Mere bad tum mujhe bolao, itne duur mat jana

Tumhari har baat pe hai dil ko aitebar
Zaroorat pare ke yaqeen dilao,itne duur mat jana

Waqt ke saath har umeed hi mar jaye
Ye bhi ke tum wapis aao,itne duur mat jana

Kuch na baqi rahe phir humare darmiyan
Har yaad ko tum bhulao,itne duur mat jana








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