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AIK ADME CALL GIRL SAY SHADI KAR LETA HAI SUHAG RAAT KO ADHE RAAT KAY WAKAT POLICE KEE JEEP GUZARTE HAI SIREN BAJATE HOI TO LARKEE CHEEKH OTHTE HAI KAY BHAGHOO CHAPA PAR GIYA HEHEHEH...

ek dafa ek admi toilet mein jata hay wahan jata hay to samnay pata kia likh huwa hota hay wahan likha huwa hota hay
""""""aray wah aap ne to kamal kar diya""""""

AIK PATAN BAS MAY SAFAR KAR RAHA TA IS KAY SAR PIR KIL LAG RAHI THI CONDAKTAR NAY BOLA TUM DOSRI SEAT PAR BAT GAO TO PATAN BOLA BAS MAY JAGA KAHA HAY BAS TO PURI KAHLI HAY

aik dafa aik bachaa apna sur bulb per ragarh raha hota hai us ki mother us ko dakh kar kahti hai yai kia kar rahay hoo? wo jawab deta hai kay apna dimaag(brain)rooshon kar raha hoon

aik bewaquof ke haath mein thela dekh kar dosra bewaquof pochta hai ke is thele mein kia hai pehla bewaquof kehta hai ke agar tum ne bata dia ke is thele mein kya hai to mein is mein se half ande (eggs) tumhe dedon ga aur agar tum ne bata dya ke yeh kitne hain to mein pore 12 ke 12 eggs dedon ga

Ek Bache ne Sikka (Swallow) Nigal Liya. Uss Kee Maan Badee pareshaan hoye. Kaafi Koshishoon ke baad bhi Sikka Baahir Naahin Nikla. Pass He se Ek Aadmi Guzar raha tha. Uss Ne bache ke Maan se poocha Kiya baat hai. Maan Ne Batayaa ke bache ne sikka nigal Liya hai. Us Aadmi ne bache ko Ulta kar diya Or sikka nikal diya . Bache Kee Maan Ne shukriye Ke Saath Uss se poocha ke aap doctor lagte hain ? Gee Naahin Aap ko Ghalt fahmi hoi hai Main Income Tax Officer hoon Us Aadmi na jawaab diya. hahahahahahahahahhah

eak shakhas ki biwi bohot moti thi uss ne appni biwi se poocha begum kia tum chaho gi k main sisak sisak kar maroon
begum:Allah na kare app ko kuch ho
sahib:nahi,marna to sab ko hai ik din
begum:agar marna sab ko hai to main ye har giz na chahoon gi k app sisak sisak kar maro
sahib:acha!to phir aisa karo ke doosra paoon bhi mere upar rakh do

ikk admee jo road par khara tha fakeer os
kay pass aya or sawal kiya Allah kay nam par
daydo baba.os admi nay kha tama tar khao
fakeer nay phir sawal kiya Allah kay nam daydo baba admi nay phior kha tama tar khao
fakeer nay os admi kay sath karay sakas say
kha may is say beekh mang raha hoon or ya
mojay kha raha hay tamatar khao.dosaray saks nay kha kay ya kha raha hay kama kar khao.

ek dafa ek molvi sahib the onke 19 bache the har bache ka namm kuch aese the sami ullah hamid ullah etc. jab onki biwi ko 20bachah hone laga to onho ne kise se mashwara manga mei hone wale bache ka namm kiya rakho ek akalmand ne jawab diya bas kar ALLAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!