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Boy: kahan ja rhi ho? Girl: KhudkUshi Karny Boy:To itna Make-Up Q kiya hai. Girl- Kal Subah News paper me photo b tou Aani hai..

Girl: Hum Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?
Boy: Long Drive Par
Girl: Wow…, Pehle Kyun Nai Batya
Boy: Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai
Girl: Wo Kaisay
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Boy: Break Nai lag rahi

1st Girl: Batao wo konsi aurat hai jis ko 100% pata hota hai kay us ka shohar kahan hai?
2nd Girl: Bewa aurat.

Kahan se dhoond k lao gy Wafa is jahan men FARAZ JO jata tha BILLO k ghr ab kehta hy PRITO mery nal wiya kar lay.

techr:
bijli kahan se ati hai?
stdnt
mere mamoo k gharse!
tech:
who kese?
stdnt
Jab bijli jati he to mere
papa kehte hen,
"saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

Ankhen thi kahan itni sharabi pehle,
Chehre thay kahan itne kitaabi pehle.
Aaina zara dekhiye boson(Kiss) ke baad
Kya hoth thay itne hi gulabi pehle.

Aik bay rang sa manzar hai kahan tak sochon
zindagi main terey baaray main kahan tak sochon

Phenknay walay nay tu dour say pathar phenkay
aur main sirf paroosi k makaan tak sochon

Tera chehra bhi na yaad aye k tu kaisa hai
main tujhay sooch k reh jaaon yahan tak sochon

Loog jis moor per ghabra k bechar jaatay hain
tujh say milnay ka yaqeen ho tu wahan tak sochon

AIK BADSHAH HOTA HAI US KO APNAY BETAY KI KHATNA KERANI AUR US KI SHART HOTI HAI KAY MERAY BETAY KI KHATNA WOH HI KERAY GA JO IS SHER KI ANKH NIKALAY GA BOHAT SAY LOG ATAY HAI APNI KISMAT AZMANY LAIKIN KOI BHI KAMIYAAB NAHIN HOTA IS DORAAN AIK PATHAN BHAI ATAY HAI MAIN NIKALOONGA US KI ANKH TO BADSHAH BARA KHUSH HOTA HAI CHALO IS KO DEKHTAY HAIN JUB PATHAN BHAI KO SHER KAY KAMRAY MAIN BHEJTAY HAI TO THORI DAIR BAAD SHER KI CHEKHOON KI AWAZ ATI HAI SUB LOG HAIRAT MAIN HOTAY HAI IS NAY YEAH KAAM KESAY KERDIYA THORI DAIR BAAD PATHAN BHAI BAHAR ATAY HAI AUR KEHTAY HAI.KAHAN HAI WOH BACHA JIS KI ANKH NIKALNI HAI....!!!

do pathan aik buhat saf sutre hall main bete te wahan dosre log bhi maujood te in main se aik idhar udhar daikh raha tha dusre ni pocha yar kia bath hai? dosre ne kahan kuch nahi yar yeh dekh raha hon ke naswar kahan phenko? dosre ne bataya samne wale ki koat main..... agar usie patha challa tho? pehle ne kahan--- dosre ne bathaia kuch nai hota main ne tho tumhari jeeb bhardi tumhe patha challa...?

Aik dafa ka zikar hai kisi mulk main aik badshah tha usay apnay bachay ki khatnay kerani thy. Us nay pooray mulk main mandi kerady thy jo is shair ki ankh nikalay ga woh hy banda is bachay ki khatnay keray ga us kay baad woh banda jo manga ga us ko milayga.sary mulkoo say log atay hai laikin koi kamiyaab nhy hota hai.phir aik Pathan bhai atay hai kay main nikaloo ga is shair ki ankh badshah bolta hai theek hai tunay nikali to tum jo bolo gay tumhain milayga. Phir pathan bhai ko us jaga mian bhaijdetay hai jahan shair bandha howa hota hai thori dair baad kafi cheekh oo Pukaar ki awaz aty hai thory dair baad pathan bhai nikaltay hai aur kehtay hain kahan hai woh bacha jis ki ankh nikalni hai ....!!!!! ahahah ahahah ahaha lolz....

ek din ek chor rat gaye kissie kay ghar main chory karnay jata hai
ghar ka malik so raha hota hai chor issay utha kar pochta hai kay sona kahan hai?
malik makan soye huaye jawab dayta hai kay YAR SARA GHAR KHLAI PADA HAI JAHAN MANRZY SO JAO.........LOLLZZZZ.............

Ek dafa Police wala ek mujlim ko bar bar bolta hai k tum ne ye khoon kiya hai wo kaheta hai mene nahin kiya phir police wala kehta hai ye khoon tum ne kiya hai to wo admi police wale ko bulta hai Ase karo ader se jao 4 galiyan ahen gi 3 chhor kar 4 main jao oder 4 buildings ahen gi 3 chhor kar 4 main jao oder 4 seriyan ahen gii 3 chhor kar 4 main jao oder 4 flet ahen ge 3 chhor kar 4 main jao oder 4 rooms honge 3 chhor kar 4 main jao oder 4 almariyan hongii 3 chhor kar 4 open karo oder 4 pictures hongi 4 chhor kar 4 merii Maa ki pic hai mujh ko us ki kasam mene khoon nahin kiya hai............... if u want to send me message u can send me mesage on my mobile 03003190023

Do english men baatein kerte hain apni life aur wife ki.
pehla man: Yaar mein soch raha hun ke mein apni biwi ko talaaq de dun,
Doosra man: Woh kiyun yaar?
Pehla man: yaar ab 6 months ho gaye aur uss ne mujhe se baat nahin ki hai.
Pehla Man: Yaar teri jagah mein hota to hazar baar sochta talaak na dene ki. Kiyun ke aaj kal aisi biwi kahan milti hai.
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Kahan se laon ab hunar usay mananay ka,
k koi jawaz na tha us k rooth janay ka.
Mohabbaton mai saza mujhay he milni the,
k jurm men ne kia raabtay barhanay ka?


Aftab khan

girls.doctor mai apne jub hi kaprey otarti ho tu mujeh boht uljhan hoti hai kiya aap kw pass is ka elaaj hai
doctor.yes mai light off karat ho tum kaprey uttaro.
girl.yes doctor mai ne kaprey uttar diye hai per esse kaha rakho.
doctor. yaha tabel per jaha mere rakhey hoi hai.

yaad hai hm pehle kahan mile thy train ruki chirki khooli or nazron se nazrein mili apne kaha ALLAH k naaam pe kuch de de baba!heheheheheh