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Aik dafa ka zikar hai kisi mulk main aik badshah tha usay apnay bachay ki khatnay kerani thy. Us nay pooray mulk main mandi kerady thy jo is shair ki ankh nikalay ga woh hy banda is bachay ki khatnay keray ga us kay baad woh banda jo manga ga us ko milayga.sary mulkoo say log atay hai laikin koi kamiyaab nhy hota hai.phir aik Pathan bhai atay hai kay main nikaloo ga is shair ki ankh badshah bolta hai theek hai tunay nikali to tum jo bolo gay tumhain milayga. Phir pathan bhai ko us jaga mian bhaijdetay hai jahan shair bandha howa hota hai thori dair baad kafi cheekh oo Pukaar ki awaz aty hai thory dair baad pathan bhai nikaltay hai aur kehtay hain kahan hai woh bacha jis ki ankh nikalni hai ....!!!!! ahahah ahahah ahaha lolz....

ek din ek chor rat gaye kissie kay ghar main chory karnay jata hai
ghar ka malik so raha hota hai chor issay utha kar pochta hai kay sona kahan hai?
malik makan soye huaye jawab dayta hai kay YAR SARA GHAR KHLAI PADA HAI JAHAN MANRZY SO JAO.........LOLLZZZZ.............

Ek dafa Police wala ek mujlim ko bar bar bolta hai k tum ne ye khoon kiya hai wo kaheta hai mene nahin kiya phir police wala kehta hai ye khoon tum ne kiya hai to wo admi police wale ko bulta hai Ase karo ader se jao 4 galiyan ahen gi 3 chhor kar 4 main jao oder 4 buildings ahen gi 3 chhor kar 4 main jao oder 4 seriyan ahen gii 3 chhor kar 4 main jao oder 4 flet ahen ge 3 chhor kar 4 main jao oder 4 rooms honge 3 chhor kar 4 main jao oder 4 almariyan hongii 3 chhor kar 4 open karo oder 4 pictures hongi 4 chhor kar 4 merii Maa ki pic hai mujh ko us ki kasam mene khoon nahin kiya hai............... if u want to send me message u can send me mesage on my mobile 03003190023

Do english men baatein kerte hain apni life aur wife ki.
pehla man: Yaar mein soch raha hun ke mein apni biwi ko talaaq de dun,
Doosra man: Woh kiyun yaar?
Pehla man: yaar ab 6 months ho gaye aur uss ne mujhe se baat nahin ki hai.
Pehla Man: Yaar teri jagah mein hota to hazar baar sochta talaak na dene ki. Kiyun ke aaj kal aisi biwi kahan milti hai.
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Kahan se laon ab hunar usay mananay ka,
k koi jawaz na tha us k rooth janay ka.
Mohabbaton mai saza mujhay he milni the,
k jurm men ne kia raabtay barhanay ka?


Aftab khan

girls.doctor mai apne jub hi kaprey otarti ho tu mujeh boht uljhan hoti hai kiya aap kw pass is ka elaaj hai
doctor.yes mai light off karat ho tum kaprey uttaro.
girl.yes doctor mai ne kaprey uttar diye hai per esse kaha rakho.
doctor. yaha tabel per jaha mere rakhey hoi hai.

yaad hai hm pehle kahan mile thy train ruki chirki khooli or nazron se nazrein mili apne kaha ALLAH k naaam pe kuch de de baba!heheheheheh