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Ustaad (Shagird se): Kaan bharne ko jumlay mai istemal karo.
Shagird: Kal mai ne ammi jaan k kaan mitti se bhar diye.

judge:is mujrim ke dono kan kaat do.
mujrim:judge saab mere kaan mat kato warna main andha ho jaon ga.
judge:woh kaise?
mujrim:sir main ainak kaise lagaon ga???????????

Kaash mein terey Kaan ka Jhumka Hota

Raat ko be-khabri mein jo machal jaata Mein
Tu tery kaan se chup chaap nikal jaata Mein

Subah ko girtey teri zulfon se jub Baasi phool
merey kho jaaney pe hota tera Dil kitna malool

Toou mujhey dhoondti kiss shauq se ghabraahat mein
apney mehkey huey bister ki hur aik sliwat mein

Kaan se, Toou mujhey hurgiz naa utaara karti
Toou kabhi meri judaai na gawaara karti

(Nadeem Akhtar Laghari Baloch)

*NadeemLaghari786@hotmail.com*

1 admi k 2noon kan jaly huy thy.........woh doctor k pass gaya,to doctor ne poocha;;ye kaisy hua``?????
is shakas ne jawab diya`` k woh apny kappry istari kar raha tah......k fone ki ghanti baji......
aur is ne fone receiver ki bajayistari kaan per laga li.................
``magar app k to 2onoon kaan jaly huy hain``?
doctor ne poocha,11 g han jun hi main ne istari neechy rakhi, fone ki ghanti 2ubara baji`` mariz ne jawab diya!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahah.....

aik aadmi doctor k paas aaya us k dono kaan jalay huay thay,doctor nay poocha kya hua? aadmi bola mein kapray istary kar raha tha achanak phone ki ghanti baji,mein nay jaldi mein istary kaan pay laga li.poocha doosra kaan kaisay jala? aadmi bola ghanti dubara baji.

tere yaad na aye aisa hone na dein ge-- dost tum jaisa khone na dein ge-- jaldi se SMS karoo -- warna kaan k neechat do khench k dein ge.....

Boy friend 2 his girl friend!

Jaan mere kaan mai

kuch garam sa,

kuch naram sa,

kuch namkin sa,

kuch meetha sa

kaho

Girl friend sharmaatay hoye


Halwa poori


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