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Shohar ne Apni BV Or Khud Ko Marnay Ka Faisla Kia
Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola

Khush Mat Ho
Agla Number Tera hy..

mein mohabbat hoon, Muje aata hai nafrat ka ilaaj
tum har ek shakhs ke seenay mein mera dil rakh do

Bhale FB pe larki ka naam Princess,
sweeto,barbie ,fairy ho......
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gher mei ek bar to jharu pocha kerna perta hai :p

Cham Cham Cham
Athanay Ki Chaliya

Athanay Ka Paan
Chal Meray Ghoray Hindustan

Hindustan Ki Pahli Gali
Us Me Rahta Liaqat Ali

Liaqat Ali Ko Goli Lagi
Sari Duniya Ronay Lagi

Rotay Rotay bhook lagi
Hum Nay Khaee Mong Phali

Mong Pahli Me Dana Nahi
Hum Tumhare Nana Nahi

Nana Gaye Dilli
Dilli Say Laye Billi

Billi Ne Diye Do Bachay
Allah Miyan Sachay

Sachay Sachay Jaengay Bhai Ki Dulhan Laengay
Bhai Ki Dulhan Kali, 100 Nakhray Wali

Aik Nakhra Toot Gaya Bhai Ka Muh Soojh Gaya
Soojay Soojay Jaingay Dosri Dulhan Laengay

Dusri Dulhan Gori Ghar Main Hogayi Chori
Chori Chori Jaengay Teesri Dulhain Laengay

Teesri Dulhan Achi Ghar Mai Hoogayi Bachi
Bachi Ne Khayi Machli

Machli Me Nikla Kaanta
Ammi Nay Maara Chanta

Chanta Baday Zore Ka
Hum Nay Khayi Polka

Polka Bari Thandi
Hum Gaye Mandi

Mandi Say Laye Aalooo
Aaloo Ke Peechay Lag Gaya Bhaloo

Badal gaya quon uss ka mizaj kuch hi dinon mein
woh to kehta tha badaltay log usay achay nahee lagte

Dost: logo ne tumhe hospital me q mara?
Doosra Dost: logo ka rush dekh kar mene poocha ke yaha kaunsi film lagi hai, baad me pata chala k wo to ICU tha!

#jokes