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‎"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta hua...

jala phir sabr ka Khirmen , phir aanhon ka dhuwan utha
howa phir nazr-e sar sar har nashiman ka har ik tinka

hui phir subh-e maatam aanso-on se bhar gaye darya
chala phir soye gurdon karwan-e naala shab ha
har ik janib fiza mein phir macha kohraam-e yarab ha

umadd i kahin se phir ghata wehshi zamanoon ki
fiza mein bijliyan lehrayin phir se taziyano ki
qalam honay lagi gardan qalam ke pasbanon ki
khula nelaam zehnon ka, lagi boli zabanon ki
lahoo dainay laga har ik dahan mein bukhya lab ha
chala phir soye gurdon karwan-e naala shab ha

sitam ki aag ka eendhan banay dil phir se, dadalha !
yeh tairay saada dil bande kidhar jayen khudawanda
bana phirta hai har ik muddayi pegham Bar tera
har ik buut ko sanam khanaay mein daawa hai khudai ka
khuda mehfooz rakhay az khudawandan-e mazhab ha
chala phir soye gurdon karwan-e naala shab ha

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye

Pappu : Mujhe??

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai.
Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache???

Pappu : 20 :D

Sir: kaise???
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Pappu : Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai!!! :p =))

Hahahahahaha

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