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Pathan ko Raah chalte aik CHIRAGH mila,
Usne CHIRAGH ko ragra us main se aik JIN nikla,
Jin ne kaha: Teen khuahishat batao.
Pathan: Ek Shandar banglow ho, (Aa jata hai)
Us main bohat ameer log hon (Woh bhi aajate hain)
aur
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Us main mujhe CHOWKIDAR rakhwa do.


03222389280

Zalil hony ka sab se aasan tareeqa,
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Uff toba!!
Kitna shoq hai zalil honey ka, Tareeqa dhoond rahe ho.

03222389280

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asks her, What are you up to?

Alice smiles, I--m going hunting with you!

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.

Later they arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I--ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.

Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn--t bag an elephant... much less a deer. Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.

Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming: Get away from my deer!

Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell: Get away from my deer! followed by another volley of gunfire.

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air.

The cowboy, obviously distraught, says: Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!


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SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN



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Sunnycheema36@hotmail.com

Kash ap bakra hute
Hum apko pathe kilate
Apko singhon se pakadte


Phir apse pyar se puchte
Beta bata pagal kon
To ap badye pyar se kehte



Main main

tumhare number ko kia huwa hai
maine abhi call ki thi to ek pyari si awaz main ek larki boli
jis bandar se ap bat karna chahte han wo drakht k sath latka ha and try later.
03216809923

1 pagal gusse me: oye main es duniya ko mita doon ga
mita doon ga
mita doon ga
doosra pagal: heheehe!!!!!
main tujhe rubber he nai doon ga

lahori481@hotmail.com

GUZAR GAYE WO DIN JB KOI CHAHTA THA HUM KO--
AB TO YE HAAL HAI K WO KHOONI AANKHON SE GHOORTA HAI HUM KO--

WO WAFADAR THA JO CHOOMTA THA QADAM MERE--
YE NAYA KUTTA TERI GALI ME AANE SE ROKTA HAI HUM KO--

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MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA, PARDA JANAB KA, AUR RANG GULAB KA, IN SAB SE HASEEN, IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA...!!
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DECENT BOY;
03214878552

Sharabi to Doctor.

SHARABI: Doctor Sahib kia app meri sharaab choorwa saktay hain.
DOCTOR: keon nahi Insha Allah Zaroor Choorwa doon ga.
SHARABI: tu phir meray sath chalo police waloon nay 2 botlain meri pakar li hain.

Anygirl like to chat with me on SMS my no. is undermentioned send me SMS.

0345-5952200
0321-5022877

I have a lot of variety like this.

Wife : kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian dey rahey thai
Husband: tumhey galt fehmi hoi hai
wife: kesi galt fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha :D
hahahhaa

Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!


Aftab khan

Girl--s father- Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k saath guzare. ..

Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yahan se le jane aya hun

Mujhe humesha,HAr lamha yaad RAkhna warna 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 EK Ek kar k sare DANT tor donge. 03453066445

pathan ne apnay new born baby ko uthaya tu us ne susu ker di. pathan nurse se bola, Sister ye piece leak kerta hai, badal do mehrabani hoga ... pls send funny sms ..Shazia

american fouji 1 saal k bad chtti ki darkhwast le kar oficer k pas gaya, oficer,, kiun chutti par jana chahte ho? fouji. sir bivi se milne ko dil kar raha he.oficer kehne laga room number 4 main chale jao.fouji jub room no.4 main gaya to wahan 1 lambi line lagi hui thi wo bhi line main lag gaya.jub us ki bari ayi to dekha 1 fouji ghori bana huwa he or har fouji apni bari par us ki[ G] mar k chala jata he.us ne bhi esa hi kia.or jub bhi chutti mangne jata us ko room no.4 main bhej dia jata.1 din phir chutti mangne gaya to oficer bola sorry apko chutti nai mil sakti.fouji kiun sir?oficer.,is lie k aaj aage ghori ban ne ki bari tumhari he[.....haris khan niazi.0303-7503303

Sardar apni GF ke sath bike per ja raha tha tez speed k sath. GF: Sardar g mainu dar lagda we, ki karan, Saradr: tu wi meri tara akhan band ker lay..... Pls SMS Sumaira ... 03145506476

Miss STUDENT ta:
Bacho che za Narma ym no bia Narma yam kho che Sakhta sham no bia deera Sakhta yam.
STUDENT:
Yar da Miss kho zama da *paChoNai* pa shan da.
plZzZz SEND me nice SmS 0333-9719251

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.


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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.


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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aati hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aati hai
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai

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What do you see when you look into a Sardar’s eyes?
The back of his head.


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