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MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA, PARDA JANAB KA, AUR RANG GULAB KA, IN SAB SE HASEEN, IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA...!!
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DECENT BOY;
03214878552

Sharabi to Doctor.

SHARABI: Doctor Sahib kia app meri sharaab choorwa saktay hain.
DOCTOR: keon nahi Insha Allah Zaroor Choorwa doon ga.
SHARABI: tu phir meray sath chalo police waloon nay 2 botlain meri pakar li hain.

Anygirl like to chat with me on SMS my no. is undermentioned send me SMS.

0345-5952200
0321-5022877

I have a lot of variety like this.

Wife : kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian dey rahey thai
Husband: tumhey galt fehmi hoi hai
wife: kesi galt fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha :D
hahahhaa

Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!


Aftab khan

Girl--s father- Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k saath guzare. ..

Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yahan se le jane aya hun

Mujhe humesha,HAr lamha yaad RAkhna warna 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 EK Ek kar k sare DANT tor donge. 03453066445

pathan ne apnay new born baby ko uthaya tu us ne susu ker di. pathan nurse se bola, Sister ye piece leak kerta hai, badal do mehrabani hoga ... pls send funny sms ..Shazia

american fouji 1 saal k bad chtti ki darkhwast le kar oficer k pas gaya, oficer,, kiun chutti par jana chahte ho? fouji. sir bivi se milne ko dil kar raha he.oficer kehne laga room number 4 main chale jao.fouji jub room no.4 main gaya to wahan 1 lambi line lagi hui thi wo bhi line main lag gaya.jub us ki bari ayi to dekha 1 fouji ghori bana huwa he or har fouji apni bari par us ki[ G] mar k chala jata he.us ne bhi esa hi kia.or jub bhi chutti mangne jata us ko room no.4 main bhej dia jata.1 din phir chutti mangne gaya to oficer bola sorry apko chutti nai mil sakti.fouji kiun sir?oficer.,is lie k aaj aage ghori ban ne ki bari tumhari he[.....haris khan niazi.0303-7503303

Sardar apni GF ke sath bike per ja raha tha tez speed k sath. GF: Sardar g mainu dar lagda we, ki karan, Saradr: tu wi meri tara akhan band ker lay..... Pls SMS Sumaira ... 03145506476