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TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, School Ahead, Go Slow.

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kay is kay pass noor hai............,
tu kia hova mujay bi ghoroor hai............
kay mera dost langoor hai........................,


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Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan !
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak
to
me. Who is this?
Caller: I--m Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It--s urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what--s this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan
was
involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being
sent
to the hospital..
Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital,
then the accident isn--t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious
but I
don--t have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I--m Saw Ree .
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry .. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That--s what I said. I--m Saw Ree .
Caller: Oh.....God.......

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abi mai nay aik joke k naam say aneeta k MSG perha mujay bura laga
sharm aani chaheyeh aysoon ko
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Ameer Larki : O Mera Credit Card
Khubsurat Larki : O Shit Os Mein To Usman Ki Tasveer Thi.

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