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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY
SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES MY MOM MARRIED MY
DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI , MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

ek sardar ji ke ghar daka par jata hey, woh police station report darj karwane gaye to police wale ne pooch, sardar jee chor kitne they aur aap kitne they.sardar jee kehne lage,mein te mera pio kalley see, oh te oda danda do see.

ak sardar ji say kessy nay pocha.
sardar ji !aakal barri kay bhanss?
sardar ji nay uss ki tarff goour say dekha ,apni pagri utar kar zara sa sar khujaia aur phir muskura kay booly.
yarr!pahly tarekhy pedayesh too battaoo.ha ha ha ......

hamsaya; sardaar ji main raat 2 bajay kisee kaam say bahir nikla to mainay dekha k app k bedroom ki khirk khuli thee, meree nigah ghalati say under par ga--ee, main bohot mu--aafi chahta, lekin sardaa ji aap khirki band karliya karain na
sardaar ji; main tumhain mazay ki baat bata--oon, main to raat ghar pe hi nahi tha, hahahaha

SCIENCE has proved that sugar melts in water so plz dont walk in rain otherwise i will lose such a sweet friend like uuu.

terey khulus par bara naz tha mujhey..
nakam jaraha hoon muqader ki baat hai..
taqdeer bananey waley tuney kami na ki...
ab kis ko kia mila muqadder ki baat hai...

Hum Ko Ik Dosre Ki Aadat Hai Istarha
Jism K Liye Jan Zarori Hai Jis Tarha
Alag Ho K Jina Mushkil Hai Istarha
Dil k Bager Ho Dharkan Jistarha

serdar tells a girl come 2 my house at night --no body will there;..........girl goes at night & realy nobody wass there....

serdar ji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. his wife asked what are u doing? he said i m seeing how i look while sleeping....

Nurse: Congrats Sardar ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Sardar: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!


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Larki k late aane par ghalib ne shair arz kiya

Le ja aoni chhot kisi aur ko dede
Ghalib ko apne hath se qarar aa gaya

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