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Sardarji was asked why he was beaten up in a bus. He said, ""My photo from the wallet fell in the bus & I told the lady, ""Bahenji,sari upar karo photo lena hai""!!
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Sharma ji aur karma ji yeh donoo naam kisi insanon ke nahin hain balkay yeh donoo totoon ke naam hain jo aik pinjary
main akhate rehty they aur wahaan par aur bhi bohat sary totay the jo aik bade pinjaray main thay jo ke aik dosray se larte aur galiean daite thay lakin woh donoon totay jo aik saath sirf do hi thay har waqat ibadat karty rehtay thay aik din in ke malik ko aik female toti mil gayi to us ka dhaihan in do shareef totoon ki taraf gyaa jo har waqat ibadat kartay rehty thay in ke malik ne socha ke is toti ko in ke pinjaray main rakh daitay hain kyunki dosray saray totay larte rehtay the us ne us toti ko sharma ji aur karma ji walay pinjary main daal diyaa jaisay hi aik ki nazar us toti par padhi to us ne sajday main gaye huay totay ko kaha ke abay uth ja aab jo dua hum barsoon se maang rahay thay woh puri ho gayei hai

ik sardar ji (foaj) main hotay hain ik din us k gher se ik latter aata hai k us k gher ik beta (SON) peda huva hai
to us k friends heran ho ker sardar se kehtay hain k yaar tum to 2 year se gher hi nahin gay to agay se sardar kehta hai to kya huva main latters to likhta raha hoon na
hahahahahahahaha
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eik sardar ji office ja ker apni bv ko phone kertey hain aur kehtey hain k mein tumhara shohar baat ker raha hoon tum koon bool rahi ho?

eik bar sardar ji teesree manzil pay kharay thay k neechay say awaaz aaee k dlair singha teri tee mar gaee aa..sardarje teesri manzil say doosri manzil par atay hai to kehtay hain k oa meri tay koee tee hi nahi..phir doosri manzil say pehli manzil par atay hain to kehtay hain k oa meri tay hali shadi hi nahi hoee..sardar jii jab pehli manzil say chalaang lagatay hain to kehtay hain oaa mera naa tay dlair tay ni hai gaa

ek sardar ji apni Zindagi sey bohoot tang thay tou woh khudh kushi karnay k liye station per gaya and wahan train ki patri per late gayaa. wahan Jab train anay wali thi tou anouncment huie (KEH) karachi sey anay wali train platform Number 2 per aarahi hai tou sardaar ji foran kharay hoo gayaa and platform 2 per ja k late gayaa wahan kuch loog kharay thay woh DAR k maray Nechay patri per utar gay and Sardar ji bach gayyaa and Baki wahan k Log mar gayaa...

Seradar ji gher se nikle kam ke liye siree per kele ka chilka tha woh phisal gaye aur kamer men` chot ayi too Docter ke pas gaye docter ne kuch din aram kerne ko kaha aur dawayee di aur kuch din aram ke liyee kahaa kuch din bad kam pe chale tu dekah ke siree per phir kele ka chilka hai to bole seet aaj phir girna pare ga

kissi ney sardar ji key ghar ki dewaar parr likha: PARDNEY WALLA BEYWAKOOF HAI toh sardar ji ko bohut ghosa aya. usney yeh mitta kar udher likh diya: LIKHNEY WALLA BEYWAKOOF HAI

Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned.... Everybody in the ship
is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then a Italian
asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.

Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .

Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have
got the experience of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship
into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.

Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards ....