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Sardar Ji calls Air India.
""How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""
""Just a sec,"" says the representative.
Thank you."" says the Sardar ji and hangs up.

Mar main v jaana te ji tethon v nahi hona,
Dil mera tutna te akhaan teriyaan ne v rona,
Neend meri udni te raat nu tu v ni sona,
Ishq main kitta te dekhi RAJNI kamli tu v hona

Bina uske na ji payenge hum,

Uski parchai ban k zindagi bitayenge hum,

Dour jane ki mujhse sochna bhi mat,

Uske itna sochne se hi mar gaye hain hum.

Sardar ji went to buy a TV.
Salesman: - Do you want colour TV?
Sardar: - Sure, give me a green one please.

Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do

Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because under 18 were not allowed.

A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it Home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai

Sardarji is buying a TV.
Do you have color TVs? Sure.
Give me a green one, please