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ek dafa sardar jee cycle per appnay bachay ke sath ja rahay hotay hain bacaha kahta hai sardar jee nanu dhand lag rai hai sardar jee us ko apna kot ulta kar kay pahna daiday hain thori door ja kae cycle ki taker ho jati hai bacha or sardar gir jatay hain sardar jee bahacy ko hilatay hain laikin bacha nahin bolta log ekathay ho jatain hain or sardar se pochtay hain ki hoya sardar jee sardar jee kahataya hain honi galan kar raiyasee maingardan sidi kiti tay ainay bolna band kardita (sardar jee nay us nu ulta koat pahnay houya see)

AIK DIN SARDAR JEE APNI BEHAN(SISTER) KAY SATH BAZAR SE JA RAHE THAY PASS SE GUZARTAY HOWAY LADKON NE KAHA KAH ""O HO SARDAR JEE -AAJ TAY YAARAN NAL HO-SARDAR JEE KAHTAY HAIN -OYAY YAAR HOAY GE TUWADI SADI TAY BAHAN HAI-.

AIK DIN SARDAR JEE APNI BEHAN(SISTER) KAY SATH BAZAR SE JA RAHE THAY PASS SE GUZARTAY HOWAY LADKON NE KAHA KAH ""O HO SARDAR JEE -AAJ TAY YAARAN NAL HO-SARDAR JEE KAHTAY HAIN -OYAY YAAR HOAY GE TUWADI SADI TAY BAHAN HAI-.

Sardar jee apnay doost k saath body building ka mukabila daikhnay chaley gae.. wahan bohat say tun saaz apni apnai body dikha rahey thay...sardar jee k doost nay aik body builder ko daikh ker kaha .... Wah Goro jee kaya body hay ... Sardar jee foren boley... Oo dafa ker a vee koi body a...Looki tay sadi bahan no daikh ker kehnday nay...KAYA body hay....ha ha ha...ufff

aik baar aik sardar ko baree mar par rahee hotee hai sardar jee ko jab log mar kay jatay hain to sardar jee othtay hain to aik banda sardar jee say poochta hai kay yeh log app ko kyun mar rahay thaay sarddar ji kehtay hain:mera valet neechay gir gaya thaa woh banda kahta hai to iss main kaun si baat hai sardar kehta hai darasal oss valet main meri tasweer bhee gir gaee thee to woh banda kahta ha kay iss main kya baree baat hai to sardar jeee kahta hai woh tasweer aik aurat ki saree kay neechay chalee gaee thee main nay jaa kar ooss aurat say kaha: bahan jee saree othaiay tasweer laini hai

aik passenger ship ja raha hota ha.ka achanak aik maan ka haath sa uc ka bacha ghir jata ha.sab duur raha hota haan laikun koi uc bacha ke jaan bachana nai jata.suddenly aik sardar jee pani ma jump laga data haan or dekhta he dekhta bacha ko la kar bahir ah jata haan.sardar sab ghusa main bacha ko uc ke maan ka hawala karta haan.sara sardar sahib ka pass jamma ho jata haan or poochta haan ka sardar sahib app na apne jaan par khail kar bacha ko keun bacaya.sardar sahab farmana laga pehla muja ya bataoo muja peecha sa daka kis na dia tha

A friend asks sardar jee !how was your exam?he replies it was fine but i did not know the third form of think .
so what did you do?his friend asks.
sardar jee says.i thought ,thought and thought and then i wrote thunk.......hahahahhahaha

Aik sardar jee ka reshta tay ho jata hai.
who apni mangaiter ko daikhnay us kay ghar jata hai.
ghar walay un donon ko akaila chor daitay hain.
sardar jee jhijaktay huay mangaiter say poochtay hain.
sunoo jee.....tuhada naa ki hai jee?
mangaiter sharmatay huay.........meena
mangaiter : tuhada na ki hai?
sardar jee soochtay hain mera name is say milta julta hoona chaii.
sardar : kameena
mangaiter zara shookh aur chanchall si hoti hai , kehti hai ....jee tusii kameenay lagday tay naee ho.
sardar : zara ithay kol walay soofay tay aa kay daikho jee.

hahaha ( kaisa laga)

aik sardar jee ko sardee bohat lagtee thee un kee shadi ho
jatee hay lakeen wo apni bewee ko pass nahi anay detay bewee
bohat pareeshan hote hay aur ya masla apni sehalee ko batatee
hay sehalee usko aik tarkeeb batatee hay jaab raat ko sardar jee
lehaf achi tarha aur kar leath jatay hayn tu wo kehtee hay kay
sardar jee mujahay bhi bohat sardee lagrahi hay kya aap kay
pass lehaf may ajaoon wo kehtay hayn haan aja lakeen lehaf achi
tarha aur lena kaheen say hawa na aay wo aesa hi kartee hay
phir lehaf may anay kay baad kehtee hay kay aab bhi sardee lagrahi
hay aap say lepat jaoon wo kehtay hayn haan lakeen khyal say
kaheen say lehaf na khul jaay wo sadar jee say lepat jatee hay
phir kehtee hay sardar jee wo sardee tu aab bhi lagrahi hay
sadar jee kehtay hay aab kyoon lagrahi hay wo kehtee hay kay
aaik sorakh hay maray pass sardar jee zoor say aik laat maar
kar us ko palang say bahar gira daytay hayn aur kehtay hayn
jabhi may kahoon kay ya hawa kahan say arahi haa.:))

One day Sardarji is fed up that he is involved in every joke.
He goes and asks his wife Tell me one good joke in which I am not involved.
Wife says: I--m Pregnant

Kaun Banega Crorepati...
Santa goes to Kaun Banega Karodpati show. Amitabh Bachchan asks him, Santaji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?
Santa : Pitaaji ke saath.
Amitabh : Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?
Santa : Hmm.... yes.
Amitabh : Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?
Santa : Hmm... OK.
Amitabh : Are Santaji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon
Santa : Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !

eik Sardar apni girlfriend ko kehta hai k raat ko merey ghar anaa koi bhi nahi ho gaa merey ghar. raat ko sardar jee ki girlfriend jab sardarjee k ghar jati hai tu wahaan koi bhi nahi hota . . sardar jee bhi nahi .. .. .

Aik dafa Aik sardar jee Chae main Chamach hila Hila kar thak gaee liken Chaee Methe Nahee Hoee Chai Pene Kay baad sardar Jee Boley Waqai agar Chai main Cheene na Hoo to Chai Ka Maza naheen aata Chamach Jitna Hila Lo Chai Methe Naheen hotee

A Sardar jee pulled out 6 people from a burning house............still he was in jail............ why? Because all the 6 people were firebrigades.

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyoun barha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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Aik sardaar jee kahi jaa rahe thai raaste mai unhone dewaar per likha howa dekha ki padhne wala gadha hai. Unko bahout gussa aaya aur unhone usko mita ker dubaara likh diya ki likhne wala gadha hai.

Phoolo ki wadi mai ho basera ap ka
Sitaron k angan mai ho ghar ap ka
Dua hai aik Dost ki aik Dost ko k aap say bhi khubsur ho Naseeb aapka (Aameen )

wife: je agar main pagal ho gai te tussi ki karo gay
sardar jee: main pagal ho jawan ga.
wife:ainda matlab tussi dosri shadi nahin karo gay?
sardar jee: pagal te kuch ve kar sagda aye.
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sardar jee calls home (from the office)

Begam main aaj nahin aaraha ... koi meri gari ka steering, dashboard, accelarator aur break paddles chura ker lay gaya hai

thori dair baad .... phir phone kerta hai

Begam main ghar aarha hoon. main ghulti say gari kee pichli seat per baith gaya tha--.




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