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One day Sardarji is fed up that he is involved in every joke.
He goes and asks his wife Tell me one good joke in which I am not involved.
Wife says: I--m Pregnant

Kaun Banega Crorepati...
Santa goes to Kaun Banega Karodpati show. Amitabh Bachchan asks him, Santaji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?
Santa : Pitaaji ke saath.
Amitabh : Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?
Santa : Hmm.... yes.
Amitabh : Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?
Santa : Hmm... OK.
Amitabh : Are Santaji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon
Santa : Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !

eik Sardar apni girlfriend ko kehta hai k raat ko merey ghar anaa koi bhi nahi ho gaa merey ghar. raat ko sardar jee ki girlfriend jab sardarjee k ghar jati hai tu wahaan koi bhi nahi hota . . sardar jee bhi nahi .. .. .

Aik dafa Aik sardar jee Chae main Chamach hila Hila kar thak gaee liken Chaee Methe Nahee Hoee Chai Pene Kay baad sardar Jee Boley Waqai agar Chai main Cheene na Hoo to Chai Ka Maza naheen aata Chamach Jitna Hila Lo Chai Methe Naheen hotee

A Sardar jee pulled out 6 people from a burning house............still he was in jail............ why? Because all the 6 people were firebrigades.

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyoun barha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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Aik sardaar jee kahi jaa rahe thai raaste mai unhone dewaar per likha howa dekha ki padhne wala gadha hai. Unko bahout gussa aaya aur unhone usko mita ker dubaara likh diya ki likhne wala gadha hai.

Phoolo ki wadi mai ho basera ap ka
Sitaron k angan mai ho ghar ap ka
Dua hai aik Dost ki aik Dost ko k aap say bhi khubsur ho Naseeb aapka (Aameen )

wife: je agar main pagal ho gai te tussi ki karo gay
sardar jee: main pagal ho jawan ga.
wife:ainda matlab tussi dosri shadi nahin karo gay?
sardar jee: pagal te kuch ve kar sagda aye.
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