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SuBHa Hotay HEE Teri 'Hamd_o_Sana' Karnay ko jee chahta Hai Ya Rab Teri Ibadat ke Bina koi "Subha"Achi Nahe lagti. ASALAM ALAIKUM....Subah Bakhair....

Jee bhar k rony do aaj mujhy faraz'.....Saari bachiyo k number abbu ne delete kar diye...

Oh Jee Kyun bethey ho itney udaas.?.?. . . . . . Kya Thappar mar kar bhaag gya hai Faraz.

(-_-)/oYe pA jEe
<)( mE kIa ?
,/ /,Good Night



(-_-) tE naLe
<)(> hAv A nIcE
,/ /, dReAmZ

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan email email se bhi hoti hai sardar je ne kaha kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

Humne hazaar bar kaha door betho Garmi hai! . Faraz . . . Phir b kehti hai "G krda bi G krda tenu japhiyan pawa G krda.. (".") <))>_/ \_

Main bulbla si ek pani da, do pal jee k muk chaliea.
Main rat di aakh da athru si, suraj di kirn pai te main suk chaliea. Aas rakhda si suhavne musam di, aj haneraian de vich luk chaliea.
Ek Sapna dekhiaa c aakh meri ne, jehra adh vich tut chaliea.

ok now this is really funny. read this very carefully.
ONCE A SARDAR(SIKH) CLIMBED UP A TREE BVUT COULDNT GET DOWN. HE STAYS THERE 4 A LONG TIME BUT ALL OV A SUDDEN HE LOOKS AT ANOTHER SARDAR(SIKH) COMMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE. SO HE YELLS 4 HELP. THAT SARDAR COMES 4 HELP AND GIVES A ROPE TO THE OTHER SARDAR AND ASKS HIM TO TIE IT ON HIS WASTE. SO HE DOES AS HE HAD BEEN TOLD .THEN HE PULLS HIM DOWN REALLY HARD. AND THE GUY FALLS DOWN AND DIES. HE SAYS""OOPS I JUST SAVED A GUY-S LIFE THE SAME WAY YESTERDAY MY THROWING THE ROPE INTO THE WELL AND PULLING HIM OUT.(LOL)
I KNOW ITS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

Once a sardar jee was passing by river.
He heard a beautifull woman shouting for help.
the woman was drowing. sardar jee dived into the
river and saved the woman-s life. she was so thankful
that asked sardar jee do what he could do lying on the ground without a single
piece of clothe on her body. sardar jee did not miss the chance, took her bicycle, and
ran away.