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Alisha Khan
Ik Dafa Aadmi...................................
IK DAFA IK AADMI DOCTOR KE PAAS JATA HE AUR DOCTOR KO KEHTA HE KE ME BOHT BEEMAAR (SICK) HOON SAMAJH NEHI AA RHI KAI KAROON.
DOCTOR:
""AAP KO KON SI BEEMARI HE""
AADMI:
WOH SAMNEY IK DRAKHET (TREE) HE IS KE NEECHEY IK KABER (GRAVE) HE IS ME...................
(DOCTOR MAREEZ KI BAAT KO KAATTE HUE KEHTA HE)
DOCTOR:
""AAP YH KIA KHANIAAN (STORIES) SUNANEY LAG GAEY HO BEEMARI BATAO KON SI HE.""
AADMI:
""DOCTOR SAHAB MUJHEY KHANIAAN (STORIES) SUNANEY KI HI TO BEEMARI HE.
DOCTOR:
""AAP KO KON SI BEEMARI HE""
AADMI:
WOH SAMNEY IK DRAKHET (TREE) HE IS KE NEECHEY IK KABER (GRAVE) HE IS ME...................
(DOCTOR MAREEZ KI BAAT KO KAATTE HUE KEHTA HE)
DOCTOR:
""AAP YH KIA KHANIAAN (STORIES) SUNANEY LAG GAEY HO BEEMARI BATAO KON SI HE.""
AADMI:
""DOCTOR SAHAB MUJHEY KHANIAAN (STORIES) SUNANEY KI HI TO BEEMARI HE.
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Aug 31, 2018 at 13:08
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Nasir Alam
Ik Aadmi Doosrey Se....................
IK AADMI:
(DOOSREY AADMI SE) YAAR AAJ MERI SALGIRAH (BIRTHDAY)HE AAJ ME NAHANA CHAHTA HOON .
DOOSRA AADMI:
YAAR TUM KIA APNI SALGIRAH (BIRTHDAY) PER HI NAHATEY HO? ABHI PICHLEY (PREVIOUS) SAAL HI TO NAHAEY THE?
PEHLA AADMI:
BHAI KIA KAROON SAAF SUTHRA REHNEY KI AADET REH GAI HE.
(DOOSREY AADMI SE) YAAR AAJ MERI SALGIRAH (BIRTHDAY)HE AAJ ME NAHANA CHAHTA HOON .
DOOSRA AADMI:
YAAR TUM KIA APNI SALGIRAH (BIRTHDAY) PER HI NAHATEY HO? ABHI PICHLEY (PREVIOUS) SAAL HI TO NAHAEY THE?
PEHLA AADMI:
BHAI KIA KAROON SAAF SUTHRA REHNEY KI AADET REH GAI HE.
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Aug 30, 2018 at 07:08
Category: miscellaneous
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Poetry / Sad
Asiah Rahi
Sochate Aur Jagate Sanson Ka Ik Dariya Hun Mai
Sochate aur jagate sanson ka ik dariya hun main
apne gumgashta kinaron ke liye behta hun main
jal gaya sara badan in mausamon ke aag mein
ek mausam ruh ka hai jis mein ab zinda hun main
mere honton ka tabassum de gaya dhokha tujhe
tune mujhko bag jana dekh le sehra hun main
dekhiye meri pazirai ko ab aata hai kon
lamha bhar ko waqt ke dahaliz par aaya hun main.
apne gumgashta kinaron ke liye behta hun main
jal gaya sara badan in mausamon ke aag mein
ek mausam ruh ka hai jis mein ab zinda hun main
mere honton ka tabassum de gaya dhokha tujhe
tune mujhko bag jana dekh le sehra hun main
dekhiye meri pazirai ko ab aata hai kon
lamha bhar ko waqt ke dahaliz par aaya hun main.
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Jul 31, 2018 at 03:07
Category: sad
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Waseem Awan Malik
Ik Admi Apnay Bathroom Main Nahaa Tha Hai
ik admi apnay bathroom main nahaa tha hay accanak us ki shalwar us kay dog lay kar bhag tha hay us kay dog ka naam fashon ho tha hay wo without shalwar us kay peechay baagtha hay our awaaz lagatha hay fashon oh fashon waha jitnay bhi loog hothay hay wo sub shalwar nikal lathay hay ur awaaz lagathay hay fashion because they thougth this is fashon
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Jul 15, 2018 at 16:07
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Sad
Zahid Mahmood
Abhi Ik Hijr Baaqi Hai.
Abhi Ik Hijr Baaqi Hai ....
Abhi Ik Hijr Baaqi Hai.
Abhi Toh Bas Aziat Hai.
Aziat Dar Aziat Hai.
Abhi Kuchh Talkhia''n Bhi Hein.
Abhi Takleef Ke Manzar.
Bohot Pursoz Hein Lekin
Abhi Rastay Bhi Baaqi Hein.
Abhi Pa''on Salamat Hein.
Abhi Aankhen Nahin Thehri.
Abhi Manzil Se Mayoosi Nahin.
Umeed Toh Kuch Hai.
Abhi Tareekh Lamho''n Ne.
Seher Ki Baat Toh Ki Hai.
Abhi Zindah Hein Hum Lekin.
Kabhi Jab Hum Nahin Hon Ge.
Toh Ab Samjhe.
Abhi Ik Hiijr Baaqi Hai ...
Abhi Ik Hijr Baaqi Hai.
Abhi Toh Bas Aziat Hai.
Aziat Dar Aziat Hai.
Abhi Kuchh Talkhia''n Bhi Hein.
Abhi Takleef Ke Manzar.
Bohot Pursoz Hein Lekin
Abhi Rastay Bhi Baaqi Hein.
Abhi Pa''on Salamat Hein.
Abhi Aankhen Nahin Thehri.
Abhi Manzil Se Mayoosi Nahin.
Umeed Toh Kuch Hai.
Abhi Tareekh Lamho''n Ne.
Seher Ki Baat Toh Ki Hai.
Abhi Zindah Hein Hum Lekin.
Kabhi Jab Hum Nahin Hon Ge.
Toh Ab Samjhe.
Abhi Ik Hiijr Baaqi Hai ...
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Jun 15, 2018 at 17:06
Category: sad
Poetry / Sad
Javed Ashraf
Rastey Main Ik Shajar Hai Zameen Par Para Hua.
Rastey Main Ik Shajar Hai Zameen Par Para Hua.
Sayaa Magar Hai Apni Anaa Par Arra Hua..
Deeda-Waron Ne Uss ko Banaya Ameer-e-Shaher.
Tha Jis Ki Chashm-e-Kour Main Pathar Jurra Hua..
Kis Kis Se Ta''aziat ka Fareza Adaa karun.
Har Aadmi Ke Sar Pe Hai qatbaa Garrha Hua.
Torre Ga Kon Waqt Ke Zalim Jamoud ko.
Ahle Hunar Ke Lab Pe Hai Taala Para Hua..
Qaatil Bhi Yaar The Mere Maqtool Bhi Aziz.
"Wasif" Main Apne Aap Main Naadim Bara hua.
Sayaa Magar Hai Apni Anaa Par Arra Hua..
Deeda-Waron Ne Uss ko Banaya Ameer-e-Shaher.
Tha Jis Ki Chashm-e-Kour Main Pathar Jurra Hua..
Kis Kis Se Ta''aziat ka Fareza Adaa karun.
Har Aadmi Ke Sar Pe Hai qatbaa Garrha Hua.
Torre Ga Kon Waqt Ke Zalim Jamoud ko.
Ahle Hunar Ke Lab Pe Hai Taala Para Hua..
Qaatil Bhi Yaar The Mere Maqtool Bhi Aziz.
"Wasif" Main Apne Aap Main Naadim Bara hua.
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Jun 03, 2018 at 15:06
Category: sad
Poetry / Sad
Minu Malik
Ik Ghazal Us Kay Naam Or Sahi
Phool sa kuch qalaam or sahi,
Ik ghazal us kay naam or sahi,
Us ki zulfien bohat ghaneri hain,
Ek shab ka qayam or sahi,
Zindagi kay udaas qissey hain,
Ek larki ka naam or sahi,
Kursiyon ko sunaiye ghazlien,
Qatal ki ek sham or sahi,
kapkapati hai rat seeney me,
zehar ka ek jaam or sahi.
Ik ghazal us kay naam or sahi,
Us ki zulfien bohat ghaneri hain,
Ek shab ka qayam or sahi,
Zindagi kay udaas qissey hain,
Ek larki ka naam or sahi,
Kursiyon ko sunaiye ghazlien,
Qatal ki ek sham or sahi,
kapkapati hai rat seeney me,
zehar ka ek jaam or sahi.
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May 14, 2018 at 12:05
Category: sad
Poetry / Sad
Dawood Ali
Ik Shakhs Kar Raha Hai Abhi Tak Wafa Ka Zikr
Ik shakhs kar raha hai abhi tak wafa ka zikr
kaash! us zabaan-daraaz ka munh noch le koi
kaash! us zabaan-daraaz ka munh noch le koi
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May 11, 2018 at 01:05
Category: sad
Poetry / Sad
Imran Rashid Malik
Ik Mashwara Do Dil Aksar Ghamgeen Rehta Hai.
Ik mashwara do dil aksar ghamgeen rehta hai
Ya dil badal dalo ya dil mein rehne wala
Ya dil badal dalo ya dil mein rehne wala
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Apr 14, 2018 at 13:04
Category: sad
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